michael kosta, everybody. michael. ( cheers and applause ) >> i'm at a loss for words, man. and so depressing. >> shhh. hush your crying, my sweet trevor. you're look at this the wrong way. what you're witnessing is president trump in all his post-mueller awesomeness. the russia investigation was a dark cloud hanging over him but now the sun is out, spring is here, and trump is a douchebag bumblebee sipping the sweet nectar of total exoneration. >> trevor: stop that, your lips look weird. you said totally exonerated but robert mueller's report specifically said trump was not totally exonerated. like, you're sounding like jussie smollett, right now. >> oh, yeah? and where is jussie smollett right now? living as a free man, thanks to robert mueller. >> trevor: wait? what? mueller had nothing to do with that. >> oh, i'm sorry. did you read the mueller report? did you get a sneak peek. >> trevor: no. >> then shut those dimples tight. because until it's released, the mueller report exonerates trump from anything he says it does. it gives him total freedom. and it's not just for t

for more, we turn to a regular man who regularly gets thrown out of his dentist's office, michael kostaapplause ) >> oh, i'm sorry, trevor. my dentist can just stick his hands in my mouth but i can't stick my hands in his mouth? ha. hypocrite much? >> trevor: michael, seems like kamala harris and wear warren are the only major candidates who want impeachment proceeds to start, why? >> of course the women want trump impeached because if he gets impeached they will run into mike pence ans and the he can't debate them unless mother is also on stage. ( laughter ) >> trevor: also seems like pelosi is not on board. what do you make of her strategy to pursue more investigations before impeachment? >> i think it's the right move. i know a lot of the younger democrats want to impeach right away, but impeachment is a special thing that should be saved for the president who truly deserves it, okay. you don't want to look back and regret who you impeached. in the meantime, there's a lot of other ways democrats can satisfy these urges they're feeling. they can use their hands to issue subpoenas or u

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michael kosta, everybody! great job, sebastian. all right, let's move on to today's top story.re now just 552 days away from the 2020 election. which means, we barely have enough time to squeeze in one more installment of our democratic primary coverage, "world war d." ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: the democratic primary-- it currently has more candidates running than the new york city marathon. ( laughter ) just look at all those faces-- look at all those faces. and just like the new york city marathon, most of these people won't make it to the end. and as the primaries approach, there's one key voting demographic everyone needs on their side-- black people. because, if you have a strategy for winning the black vote, you're golden. that's how barack obama won. he had a brilliant strategy campaign of being black. ( laughter ) but not every candidate has that advantage. so, they've been busy appeal to the culture by any means necessary, including going on hip-hop radio. for democratic hopefuls, there's the charlamagne caucus. >> eight years ago, the breakfast club radio sho