senators, i'm going to turn to a man who can't pronounce hypocrisy, michael kosta. michael, help me out with this, my friend, because i really don't understand how republicans can be so inconsistent. >> well, i didn't understand their hypo-cry-see either, trevor. but i did a bit of research and i figured it out -- they're lying. >> trevor: lying? >> yeah, it's a crazy new thing. let me explain to you how it works -- you say something but you don't actually mean it, and then you can just do whatever you want. >> trevor: but, michael, then people will know that you lied. >> that's the best part because if they call you out, you just lie again, and this just goes on forever and ever until the people you lied to are so worn out and defeated that they have to lie down. that's why it's called lying, trevor. it's amazing. have you not heard about this? >> trevor: yeah, kosta, i know what lying is. >> why didn't you tell me about it? all those times i didn't want to go to a birthday party and i broke my leg, i could have just said i broke my leg. >> trevor: how many times di