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up on the show, donald trump isn't going anywhere, coronavirus also isn't going anywhere, and michael kosta tells us why we should all be very afraid. so let's do this, people! welcome to "the daily social distancing show." >> from trevor's couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is "the daily social distancing show" with trevor noah. ♪ ♪ >> trevor: we are now on day three of election day, and i don't know about you, but this election is starting to feel like that friend who you let crash on your couch for a weekend but then you quickly realize that you've officially got a new roommate. let's see what's happening with our situationship in our ongoing segment votegasm 2020. ♪ ♪ let's get to the big news first -- president donald just a minute trump is in more trouble than the guy who kidnapped liam neeson's daughter because all day joe biden has slowly been chipping away at trump's lead in georgia while cleaning up as mail-in ballots are counted in pennsylvania. basically by the time you're watching this, it could all be over, so by tonight you're popping champagne

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hopefully michael kosta hasn't checked out of the election on election night because he's supposed toen campaign headquarters right now. kosta, what's the mood over there now? >> it's hard to say, trevor. everyone's in waiting mode. a few minutes ago biden came out to address the crowd. he seemed positive, confident, firm. his eyes scanned the crowd till they rested on his wife jill, her trim body glistening with the sweat of anticipation. he true her close, probing her mouth with his tongue. he didn't care how many people were watching, he needed her right then and there -- >> trevor: whoa, whoa, whoa, kosta, dude, what are you talking about? there's no way that actually happened. >> of course it didn't happen, trevor. nothing's happening! we're signature here waiting for the votes to be counted. i have nothing to report so i thought i would write erotic election fan fiction. >> trevor: no one wants to hear erotic fan fiction on election night. if no news out of biden headquarters find other news to report like, i don't know, what's the news at trump's headquarters without fan -- >>