he's roy wood jr., i'm michael kosta, and it's that time again, roy. re, kosta, super bowl lv, when young upstarred patrick mahomes takes on tom brady who is trying to become the oldest man in history. >> you know tom brady has been playing forever, roy, because i've had time to like him winning, get sick of him winning, then get sick of myself being sick of him winning, and now i like him again. >> i'm rooting for mahomes, but i kind of feel bad for the dude, kosta. on the one hand, if he loses, you lost to an old guy. on the other hand, if he wins, it's elder abuse. but either way, i'm looking forward to super bowl lv, kansas city chiefs, tampa bay buccaneers. let's go. my whole house is riding on this. >> hell, yeah, roy, i'm still coming over to watch the game, right? >> oh, no, the hell you are not, dude. you're a walkie petri dish. >> walking-- why do you and the c.d.c. keep saying that? >> let's be real about this year's super bowl. things are going to be a little different because of the 'rona. >> this aunt your ma's super bowl. coronavirus is c

and that's what we thought too until michael kosta did some investigative work and uncovered a storyt may just rock your faith in democracy. >> 2020 was one big diarrhea dump of a year. a whole continent was on fire, the ongoing pandemic, i invested all my money into quiby but then came the big election and just when it started to seem hopeful, people started calling the election a fraud. >> i wasn't surprised that there was election fraud because it isn't the first time it happened. >> i couldn't believe it, as if 2020 wasn't bad enough. >> it's shameful, this election rigging has threatened to de rail democracy. >> that's right, avian democracy is in per ill. >> new zealand bird of the year competition is being rocked with revelations of a slew of fraudulent votes streamed in overnight for the little spotted ki-wi which pushed it into an unexpected and false lead. >> you know, i expected this type of behavior from america but not from beautiful, perfect covidfree new zealand. as a fellow bird enthusiast i felt that not only were they shitting on democracy but more important they we

when we come back, michael kosta shows us how humans aren't the only species with election fraud only species with election fraud scandals, stick i browsed eight sites for divorce attorneys today. i browsed eight sites for divorce attorneys today. i love working with you. - me too. - red heart emoji. blue heart emoji. i hate lee though. - puke emoji. - puke emoji. my heart rate is currently 150. 151. and back down to 150. on march fifteenth i purchased prenatal vitamins and four pregnancy tests. the number on my credit card is zero, two, three, seven, one, two, two, one, zero, seven, six, five... ♪ [dog barking] lately i just haven't been feeling quite like myself. ♪ i want to break free ♪ life used to feel... fuller. no no no no no no. there's gotta be a way to get back. ♪ this time i know it's for real ♪ ♪♪ ♪ god knows, ♪ ♪♪ ♪ god knows i want to ♪ doritos, now in 3d. welcome back to the daily social distancing show, for months now the liberal media has told you that election fraud isn't real. and that's what we thought too until michael kosta did some investigative work and uncover

michael, what have you been up to? >> well, you guys know i always wanted to paint. >> yeah. >> well, this year i took up oil painting. >> wow. oh my god, that's amazing. >> seriously, kosta so inspired now. ♪ taught myself how to play piano. bawt this ebay-- sounds good, right. >> boy, that is. >> i love it. >> ♪. >> so what have you been up to all this time? >> nothing. i just basically sat here. >> oh, okay. like meditation. >> yeah. >> no. just like freaking out in silence for nine months. >> okay. well, that's cool, ronnie. michael s that a schooner. >> st. >> oh my god, you really know your sail boats. >> well, i spent a week in june studying wooden ships. >> oh my god. then you are going to love this. it's the u.s.s. constitution. >> oh my god. the only. >> the only wooden ship still in commission by the u.s. navy. >> what the hell. what is wrong with you guys? what kind of maniac uses at pok lips for self-improvement. >> guilty as charged. i'm rocking a six pack now. >> oh yeah. >> never felt better. >> i made some changes too, totally redid my diet, got rid of refined sugars, ronnie if you want, i will mail you some of my bread recipes. >> no, i don't want to mak