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but before we go to a break, let's check in on the stock market with our finance expert michael kosta ( cheers and applause ) >> what's going on? more importantly, michael, what's happening in the market today? >> well, i am crushing the markets. i mean, i crush all markets, financial markets, whole foods market, where i actually had to get a second job. but i have a hot tip, i'm going to share it with you, i'm going to share a hot tip with you so we'll get into the markets. actually, before that, the story of the african nations buying the grain, you know. >> trevor: yeah. why do we put this responsibilities on them to know where their grain comes from? we don't even know where our food comes from. i've probably enjoyed multiple avocados from the sinaloa cartel, and i sleep fine at night. but i would say this so these african nations, don't love this grain too much, this is white people grain and you might develop a gluten intolerance. it won't kill you, but it will make you very annoying, right? next thing you will be in tanzania doing yoga with gwinnett paltrow while a vagina candl

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go to a break, let's check in on the stock market which has been crazy with our finance expert michael kosta, everybody. michael. >> yeah. >> trevor: it is wild, my friend. what is happening in the market today? >> well, trevor, i am crushing it, okay. i am crushing the market. c-r-u-s-s-n-g-h, krurning it t i have a hot tip for you at home and in the audience, before we do that, that hpv story, that woman $5 million, tz crazy. >> that is wonderful, that will really help that next day awkward post sex phone call you got to make, you know, like hey i'm obligated to tell you two things. one, you have hpv now, two we're going to be [bleep] rich, you know, you know what mi saying. she has hpv, she has hpv, highly paid vagina and i know what are you thinking, how much is that car worth based on that settlement. i don't know, let's me check its kelley blue ball value, you know what i am saying, let me get to the markets. so markets have been down, okay. markets have been down and this is a bear market. now what does that mean t means it is getting hairy, okay. and that is what i learned this weeke

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michael kosta, everybody.g on, mike? ( applause ) good to see you again. so, what's happening in the market today? >> i'm crushing it. i know i always say this, but i am actually really crushing it. >> trevor: you are, but you never tell us how. >> i got a hot tip for how you can crush it in the market and i'll share that with you. >> trevor: okay, cool. >> the big news today, kellogg's, america's food staple their stock is moving big as they announced that they're actually separating into three separate companies. >> trevor: yeah, i saw, that because they do snacks and they do cereals. i don't understand. they're splitting into three companies. how is that going to work? >> easy, it's going to be snap, crackle, and pop. you want to... you want to get to the chart? let's get to the chart. >> trevor: let's get to the chart. >> look, to a nonexpert, such as yourself, such as yourself, trevor, this looks like the kellogg's chart, okay. but what it actually is, is this is a chart measuring how good a bowl of cerea

so we asked michael kosta to hit the streets and find out how other countries deal with their doors.s since uvalde, we've had 11 more mass shootings-- hold on. shit, another one. in the days since uvalde, we've had 12 more mass-- hold on, news alert. 13! shit. 14 mass shootings. ( phone buzzing ) but for some reason, mass shootings are the one part of american culture that isn't popular in other countries. how often are you having mass shootings in india? is it weekly, is it daily? >> zero, none. >> >> never, i've never heard of a mass shooting in ireland. >> wow, so what are they doing differently than us? >> mass shootings in america. everyone knows that's causing them. no one's really saying it. it's the elephant in the room. let's say it together. america has too many... >> guns. >> doors! >> wait, what did you say? the one thing america can do to prevent mass shootings is to limit each school to one, or even better, zero doors. >> i disagree. >> why? >> that doesn't make sense. >> one door? how is that going to work. >> it's like a jail. >> how are you going to get outnia fire.