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. >> jim kosta will win the california 21st district defeating republican michael mayer. this is a democratic hold. this gives republicans a total of 217 seats in the house. that means they need just one more to take control of the chamber. >> these developments come as congress is back on capitol hill for the first time since the mid-terms. republicans are haggling over who will lead the party. in the wake of last week's disappointing election results some prominent republicans are facing challenging positions. >> reporter: after the first time since mitch mcconnell has been the republican leader, he is facing a challenge from within. this after senator rick scott, florida republican, someone who has been battling with mcconnell's allies for months over the handling of the policies plans to challenge him at a closed door meeting. scott is the head of the national republican senatorial committee. mitch mcconnell, the republican leader, someone who has an outside group that spent hundreds of millions of dollars in key senate races in order to try to get back the senate maj