michael jackson. well done. topical. i am king of forwards. it's how i like to do business. everybody joking around. we're like friends. i am chandler. and joey. and, uh, pam is rachel. and dwight is kramer. so the monkey does the sex thing right... here! (michael) that's funny! that's funny. not offensive. because it's nature, educational. do you want the link? 'cause then you could forward it around. um, i... consider it. maybe, maybe. well, we'll see. because i don't know if it's a-- wha--come on! what has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? this guy! oh, you are so bad. yeah. oh, phew, ro, rah! aaah! oh, this guy is out of control. he is a madman. better get the bleep button ready for him. bleep bleep! what's up, halpert? still queer? (michael) uh-oh! oh ho ho! todd packer and i are total bff. best friends forever. he and i came up together as salesmen. one time we were out and we met this set of twins. and packer told them that we were brothers. and so, you know, one thing led to another. and we brought 'em back to the motel. and then packer did both of them. it was awesome. it was... ow ow ow! oh. okay, grade a gossip for you right now. randall, cfo, resigned. nobody knows why.