he lives every day like it is laundry day founder of the party.com michael loftus.a former gymnast she preps for every broadcast by chopping up a cake charly arnolt. he is so strong he can lift a car to save people he does not like. comedian and tyrus. [cheers and applause] congresswoman, thank you for coming onto the show. i appreciate it. we are big fans of you. >> my mom is a big fan. >> greg: always the mom. >> maybe she is a hot mom. >> greg: how old is your mother? >> she is 80. >> greg: she is very attractive and sophisticated. >> and loves tyrus. >> share some. >> greg: you sense a trend going on when you see what is going on in new mexico. ecd speech stuff, you see the private property somehow disappearing and no one cares? >> we are entering a constitutional crisis. when you watch a press conference from yesterday and it is only a matter of time before we have president come a la. it is very -- kamala. welcome to america. >> greg: when you make about this whole thing? >> we are seeing democrats condemn. i deftly note that we are reaching this crisis with a

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michael loftus, charlie arnold. >> and tyrus is just going to be great. let's do this.s wrong with you people? symfuhny news. you know, i love a good symphony, and i like dogs. put them together, and it's a sandwich. >> it's the danish chamber orchestra. so, anyway, a dozen dogs auditioned for this role. >> cookie. sophia and seka were chosen for their barking skills to participate in the hunting symphony by a band named mozart, who i believe is a quite popular musician. >> this was in copenhagen, which i believe is somewhere in europe. >> well done, gregg. thank you. happy birthday to you or to your parents. 19-year-old american coco gauff made history, winning her first grand slam. she's the youngest american to win the u.s. open since serena in 1999. she's no stranger to becoming a first here. she won the youngest qualifier in wimbledon history and then making it to the fourth round and just 15 years old, giving true meaning and fruition to what billie jean king said. pressure is a privilege. congratulations to her mom or dad or team and wishing her more success on t

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. ♪ ♪ >> greg: thanks to todd piro, emily austin, michael loftus, tyrus, i'm greg gutfeld and i love. >> trace: good evening i'm trace gallagher it's 11:00 p.m. on the east coast 8:00 here in los angeles and this is america's late news, fox news at night. and breaking tonight, a teen accused of deliberately running down and killing a retired police chief on a bicycle is now laughing about the incident and telling police he'll be back on the street in 30 days. sadly, he might be right. standing by to talk about the dramatic rise in teen crime, deputy district attorney john mckinney, prosecutor wendy patrick and dr. houman hemmati. but first to the chief correspondent jonathan hunt live with more on a suspected killer now mocking the legal system. jonathan good evening. >> reporter: good evening to you, trace. the video of this hit and run is shocking as two teens laugh before mowing down 64-year-old andreas probst a retired former police chief as he rode his bike. look at this. and the reported response of the alleged driver after his arrest is equally shocking. 18-year-old jesÚs aial

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