take it away michael loftus. >> janice: can you d>>o it. l michael ladies and gentlemen, lovers of christmas around the world. i say to you not only halloween, the day before halloween, the day after christmas. [boos] ladies and gentlemen, i'm anugh american and i don't like crony capitalism. what you have with a limited window for christmas carols is you only get a select few christmas songs. can you only play some.y [laughter] and that'sso why mariah carey is truly the victim in all of this. [laughter] it's a wonderful song. christmas musics should be played year around so we can discover even more fantastic songs. [applause] >> mike, i rest my case. michael loftus. [applause] >> janice: wow. that was amazing. >> tom: that was amazing. i'm very inspired by that let's wait to hear the counter argument. jimm y failla, you are arguing for thanksgiving or after. take thee floor. >> will: go get it, jimmy. >> jimmy: my fellow americans i love christmas music but i wait until after thanksgiving. do you know why? i'm not a sociopath.use that's wh

michael loftus. wow. janice, convince us. michael is on the wrong side of history. go ahead.ent calendar? i do. oh, that would be the die hard advent calendar. hans gruber falling from 24 floors right here. none of the other movies he suggested has its own advent calendar. but i will also say this movie is all about christmas. it takes place on christmas eve for 12 hours. he comes home just to see his family for christmas. his wife's name is holly. okay. there are presents in this movie. there are christmas carols in this movie. it snows at the end of this movie. and yes, there is even santa in the form of a dead terrorist at the end of this movie. the writer of this movie has said that it is indeed a christmas movie, and so has the director. die hard is indeed a christmas movie. i told myself i wasn't going to cry. the fact that we're having this debate means it's not a christmas movie. it identifies as a christmas movie. in this day and age, if you identify as a christmas movie, you're a christmas movie. thank you. that puts it over the top. why did go? we are just getting

he's hear on a day pass from the halfway house, founder of the leftists party, michael loftus. she's my third favorite charlie after chaplain and horse. charlie are no. she loves pranks, giving thanks and getting restraining orders because of your cousin hank. new york times best seller, kat timpf. and the only thing he hates more than snow is child support. new york times best-selling author, comedian and world champion nwa whatever. all right. this audience is out of control. but before we get to some new stories, let's do this. greg's leftovers. >>> you know it. it's where i read the jokes we didn't use this week. that's why they are called leftovers. as always it's my first time reading them. if they suck we will take joe on a helicopter ride and drop him into a volcano. all right, southwest airlines is being praised by plus size travelers that allow overweight customers an free extra seat as an in-flight meal. ikea is holding a holiday contest where they will give away 30 giant meatballs the size of a turkey. it weighs 10 pounds and takes four to six weeks to assemble. in

quietly christmas spirit, quietly arguing with peopl featuring jimmy thaler, tom pyro duberstein, michael loftus's your host, tom she lou high of year olds we have two teams playing for bragging rights at a cash prize for charity your rent team is ready to rumble yes. [applause]l we [applause] and of the site, the green team let's get this lay off of the ground shall wait for going toso start with one-on-one debatesnn and jimmy versus raymond, heoy e you guys ready let's go in yourh ipquestion is what is the most annoying christmas song, is it the chipmunk song, this was a be like your all i want fory th christmas is my two front teeth and raymond, you are a first li tell us why the chipmunk song should be in the nautilus. should be in the nautilus. >> most definitely on the nautilus that hurts me actuallyi that yous have taken the side f the chipmunk song, is anybodyro knows listen to thdee song, this is about a man is cohabitating with underage do prudence. with underage do prudence. ed i just want you to know that they listen to the lyrics more than that okay, this was a fake gimmick created

. >> and now who is forget presents michael loftus on neighborhood christmas light battles. >> i'm init. when a capitalist. when people compete, it's better for me. i want everybody to compete. that way i can drive by and go looky looky. it's all great. is it tough to have in your neighborhood? yes. is miller's house a little too darn bright when you're trying to sleep? yes. it will be over after new year's. just let them have their christmas light battle. if you don't want to be involved, don't. people are like hey, jim, why don't you do your house? because it would take away from the beauty of that house. i'm giving the guy the attention. shut your hole and get back in your car. okay? merry christmas. >> ready for another chance to show off your christmas i.q.? according to tradition, whoever finds this appetizing ornament on the christmas tree will have good luck. is it a, the christmas apple? b, the christmas banana or c., the christmas pickle. the answer when we return. it's one thing to read about the life of. jesus, but to make the story of jesus truly come alive. i knew i had