[captioning made possible by isney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are michael strahan and down, sit! sit, sit, sit! thank you very much. michael: oh, boy. today is a very big monday, april 1, 2013. and filling in for kelly who's on vacation, she's back tomorrow is the one and only robin roberts everybody! [cheers and applause] robin: i'm just going to stay.ln michael: you can robin: can they come with me when i go? thank you. michael: when i wake up, i make sure they're near me so they can cheer me up. i can't stop smiling because you're here. robin: you know, when i was on my medical leave, i would watch you and kelly, and you all would make me laugh, i mean, laughter is the best medicine and when i think all those months and i'm sitting here right now! it's amazing! [cheers an]

as robin continues to own it, literally as i am speaking right now with michael strahan filling in forad paisley is here for her and special co-host this morning. we just might acknowledge the actual calendar date of the calendar as it turns from march to april. there is a chance we might acknowledge that. turning from one month to another on "good morning america". >> eric: looking forward to it. see you later. >>> new this morning, on april 1st as josh was saying, google and youtube and twitter are kicking off april fool's day with a couple pranks of its own. it's getting rid of all vowels and shifted to a two tiered service. everyone can use the base can service but you only get the consonants and if you want the vowels you have to pay $5 extra a month. >> and google says it wants you to find treasure so there are treasure maps under google maps. good luck. >> as the baseball season starts living near the nation's ballpark. >> bank of america wins the dubious distinction. >> a lot of people have their mortgages through the bank of america. fighting information, and accounted for nea

. >> rose: we conclude with a conversation with michael strahan, former nfl all-star for the new york giants, and now a television star on "live with kelly and michael" >> and i never assumed that i know everything. i never assume that i'm the be. and i always figud there is somebody i could learn from. and the same thing that drives me now is the same thing that drove me on the football field. it's not, you know, trying to reach and have success, it's more my fear of failure is really what pushes me. >> rose: philip mudd, michael strahan next. >> funding for charlie rose was provided by its following:. >> additional funding provided by these funders. and by bloomberg a provider of multimedia news and information services worldwide captioning sponsored by rose communications from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. we begin again this evening looking at the aftermath of the boston bombings and the arrest of a suspect. many questions remain. attention is focused on a possible intelligence failure in the run-up to the attacks. tamerlan tsarnaev the older of t two bomrs w

she is going to be on -- the show with michael strahan, what is it called -- it is "live with kelly andt get regis' name out of my head. lawrence fishburne will be there, talk about his series "hannibal" and eliminated finalist from "american idol." michael strahan and robin, good team. athletic background. i bet you they will talk about ncaa, should be great. >> and she is always great. no matter where she goes. she is going to leave her mark there. okay. moving on to beyonce. beyonce is going on tour, this is her, world tour, quite a bit after she had blue ivy and drawn a little bit of criticism. that says, "hey, you are a mama now. you got to spend time with your baby." to quiet her critics she posted a picture. the 16-time grammy winner, posted this picture. mother/daughter duo, monogrammed chairs. there you see one says mom's name, baby's name. along with a tiny winking emoticon. >> so they can be the same height. >> that's cute. >> there you go, world, she is taking her baby on tour. interesting to see what happens later in life when the baby has to go to school and can't be whisk

. >> rose: we conclude with a conversation with michael strahan, former nfl all-star for the new yorkiants, and now a television star on "live with kelly and michael" >> and i never assumed that i know everything. i never assume that i'm the best. and i always figured there is somebody i could learn from. and the same thing that drives me now is the same thing that drove me on the football field. it's not, you know, trying to reach and have success, it's more my fear of failure is really what pushes me. >> rose: philip mudd, michael strahan next. >> funding for charlie rose was provided by its following:. >> additional funding provided by these funders. and by bloomberg a provider of multimedia news and information services worldwide captioning sponsored by rose communications from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. we begin again this evening looking at the aftermath of the boston bombings and the arrest of a suspect. many questions remain. attention is focused on a possible intelligence failure in the run-up to the attacks. tamerlan tsarnaev the older of the two bom

now, here aremichael kelly r michael kelly r michael strahan! cheers and applause] kelly: hi! ♪ hi. ready. kelly: michael, your stalkers are here. michael: no, i actually paid those guys to wear those jerseys today. kelly: i hear that they give away a free michael strahan jersey with every -- [laughter] ichael: what was that? [laughter] that's not me. kelly: just so you guys know in the control room, we're on the air. michael: it's not a good time to practice. [laughter] [applause] kelly: tony's like i bet i can burden of proof -- burp louder than you. oh, me let try. oh, are we on the air? michael: that was weird. kelly: we apologize. you deserve more. michael: before we had the air bump from nowhere, what were you starting with? kelly: i don't remember. who knows? michael: yeah, you know, i have

kelly: michael strahan and i went out to celebrate the hollywood reporter 35 most powerful people in ael: no, no, no you say it's only new york -- kelly: we say it's in the world. we say globally. michael: this is the greatest city in the world, so the most 35 powerful here, the 35 most powerful in the world. [cheers and applause] kelly: and imagine my surprise last night when i walked through the door and the children did not genuflect as they wer as the

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michael strahan is here. for 15 years he was the defensive back bohn for the nfl's new york giants. his gridiron career included 7 pro bowls and super bowl title. he holds the league record for most sacks in a single season. since retiring in 2008 he has become one of america's most engaging and versatile personalities. each week day he could hosts a highly rated abc talk show "live with kelley and michael" during the football season he is a studio analyst on fox nfl sunday. davis amses den en writes that mr. strahan has established himself as a rare media personality, as recognizeable to housewives as he is to their adolescent sons so we're pleased to have him here at this table for the first time. welcome. >> thank you, i'm happy to be here. >> rose: so you like this television thing. >> i love it. i love it. it beats getting hit in the head for a living it if i had known this may be i would have skipped football all together. >> rose: talking about football, the act of leaving. >> uh-huh. >> rose: when did you, did you ever have any misgivings after that that maybe i should have

captioning made possible by isney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are kelly ripa and michael strahanonday, april 8, 2013. what a weekend. michael: what a weekend. what a weekend. kelly: and it feels as though maybe, dare i say spring has finally hit the building? michael: yes. [cheers and applause] kelly: but, don't do that thing that we always do this time every year, where we put away all the winter coats, because we finally cracked the above 60 mark. only, because you know by thursday we'll be back in the frost zone. michael: that's the funny thing about it, because this morning, like 69 today, 59? something, i don't even know. kelly: 59 but it feels like 69! michael: i think it's going up to 69, i'm like how do i get dressed? kelly: a bikini! pu bikini! michael: go out there with a speedo on, walking down madison avenue in a speedo. [cheers and applause] i literally said i don't know how to dress. i don't know how to do it anymore. kelly: this is the thing with new yorkers and people in the general. general. this is all we talk about. we talk about the four daysoings year. we tal

captioning made possible by isney-abc domestic television] announcer: now here are kelly ripa and michael strahanecause did you ever put something in the back of your closet and then you're like hey, there's that skirt that i never, ever wear. and it's kind of a dreary, gloomy day out. so let's put on that pretty skirt that i never wear. and then as soon as you zip it on and they go 10 seconds to air you realize why you never wear it? [laughter] this is my range of motion, ready? [laughter] cheers and applause] michael: don't they call that a pencil skirt? kelly: this is like a number one pencil skirt. not even a number two. [laughter] i don't know what kind of pencil it is. it's the kind that you

announcer: now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ kelly: hi! i! w friday in my opinion. michael: yeah, i agree with you. well, hello, everybody. kelly: the audience disagrees. michael: we still got to go to work after this. kelly: i know, but the bridge to wednesday is like that's the -- that's really the hill and then thursday, you're like everybody goes out on thursday nights, at least in new york city. that's the big out night. and friday's the weekend. to me, wednesday's the new friday. there. you heard it here first. [applause] michael: and everyone doesn't go out or thursdays. gelman, i would be a little slow on friday's show. i do go out on thursdays a lot. kelly: it's really the big out night. michael: and a friend of mine's flying in and my cousin's coming back. -- tomorrow. kelly: oh, that's exciting. guys' weekend? [laughter] gelman: house guest? michael: i don't mind the house guest but the problem with house guests from out of town, you have to entertain them. kelly: yes, but you're a entertainer. you're natural born entertainer. micha

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michael strahan is on vacation and a well deserved vacation. but don't fear, randy jackson is here!o new york. randy: i love new york, you know i love new york. kelly: i know you do. randy: big city of dreams here. kelly: yes it is. i've got to tell you i love "american idol," i am obsessed with nicki minaj, i do a nicki minaj impersonation. randy: she goes into the accent. kelly: i'm like you are my little ladybug. [laughter] my kids are like, oh my god mom you sound just like nicki minaj. randy: you know what a laddybug kelly: are we talking about the actual laddybug? because that's what i'm talking about. randy: yes, yes. kelly: yes, i know what it is. i was like, why is that some sort of new reference to something? randy: no, we wouldn't do th

now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ michael: yeah. kelly: hi!nd the dog's like -- [laughter] i'm just kidding. she doesn't say that. she just goes --. [laughter] michael: so how are you? are you doing all right? kelly: i'm good. michael: did you enjoy the nice weather yesterday? did you get outside? kelly: oh, my gosh, i was outside all day. it's so crazy because i always say this in the northeast, we treat every beautiful day like it's our last beautiful day because it could be. it really could be. michael: yes. kelly: so i was outside all day. how about you? michael: i was outside playing golf all day. kelly: oh, that's right, you golfed. and who did you golf with? [applause] was it a famo

now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ [laughter] kelly: thank you. y: this is a friday crowd. [applause] michael: they called into work like they were sick so they can come here. get them fired. kelly: i know. i hope you're not seen on tv. [laughter] usually sometimes like your trivia number in the audience, you'll see pick a number between 7,012, and we're like number four and number four never stands up, it's because number four called in sick and doesn't want to be seen. [laughter] mie you? how's your night? kelly: it was great. i did one of my favorite things yesterday. a lot of people don't like to do this. i happen to love to do this. i got my teeth cleaned. [applause] yes. cleaned my teeth. michael: i didn't know so many people love getting their teeth cleaned. kelly: he took me to that horse stall and he hosed me down. michael: do you get the gas when you do that? kelly:

and now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪

now, here and kelly ripa and michael strahan! r. and we could all do the show in the tropics. michael: i will say on behalf of everybody, we missed you. kelly: oh, you're nice. michael: [cheers and applause] kelly: that felt inauthentic. michael: i will say everyone who, i'm going to thank all the co-hosts i had last weekend, thank robin roberts for yesterday. they were all amazing. [cheers and applause] kelly: they always bring it. michael: they bring it. they were all amazing. but i missed you.h, i kelly: oh, i missed you. i missed you too. i was like very nervous, he's going to fall in love with kristin crenweth who is my mini me. [laughter] michael: i had so me, i didn't say to me, i didn't think anybody could be smaller than kelly. kelly: oh, no, i am a large her. i am giant kristin chenoweth. michael: and i was bench pressing her, i don't know if you knew that. they made me bench press her.

now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪ kelly: thank you. nice. michael: wow. wow! kelly: you're too kind. it is wednesday, april 3, 2013. you know what i like? i like y'all's spring breakers. michael: yeah! [applause] hello, everybody. kelly: boy, you are famous. you know why? michael: why? >> first thing this morning, i open the newspaper and what do i see? you nowing a lawn in sheet metal this year. michael: yes, because famous people ride around mowing lawns in our spare time. kelly: it is a great tradition to have a celebrity do the first now, mowing sheeps meadow. i'm a little -- [applause] you obviously know how to ride a ride on mower. michael: that was my first time on one of those mowers. i never see you hit back and you go back. it was cool. i applied for a job. kelly: you did? michael: yes, i did. gelman's not

did accept an offer to cover a red carpet movie premiere for kelly ripa and michael strahan.ll trying to make those harlem shake videos. ♪ this version of the ultra viral comes from germany. don't feel badly, apparently the guy walked away with a few blisters and hopefully better ideas of how to spend his leisure time and not do that near a bonfire. >>> and the acceptance speech by jennifer lawrence at this year's l.a. critics award was spiking overnight. she began by thanking bradley cooper who had presented her with the award. >> i just found out about our relationship in the tabloids today. so i do think we should break up. i need to take a breath walking up here really -- okay. sorry to everyone i shook hands with, because i'm sick and you are screwed. oh, my god. i'm sorry, my -- god, sorry. i'm like all three of the stooges right now. i'm on sudafed. s sorry. i don't know how to recover. am i? i'm afraid to look at all of you. okay. >> lawrence apologized for flubbing her speech but said she really was very grateful. more reason why we all love her. she's so real. 8:07

michael strahan from the new york giants set the sack record. >> getting all sportsy. >> by sacking brett favre his friend. >> masculine voice on. >> let me tell you something. brett favre told his offensive line, let strahan through. et set the record. it's bs. you have to earn it. stop it. shame on you. >> wow. >> you can tell we don't play. >> i wanted to get a perfect game. i say it's like when you are playing with a good friend and like golf, is the only thing i can relate to and he has a good score coming and there it is a long putt. you say, oh, that's him. >> but that's not a part of history. you are not joining -- seriously. >> part of my history. >> progressal major league baseball? >> then you do. you've got to earn it. you've really got to earn it, but the guy could have blinked. don't you think? >> exactly. >> could have sneezed. >> shame on you? >> something could have happened. the kind of thing that could happen. >> shame. >> no. >> you bleeding heart liberal. >> i bet he has amount of guilt. 11 minutes after the hour. we have more serious stuff to get into. we will. john