it really is -- one by peter [ inaudible ] of "the daily beast," another one by michael thomasky. >>? [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: i am having drinks with a handsome romantic man that i made out with in the past. >> really? wow! >> so you have been drinking lesbian wine all of this time -- >> stephanie: huh oh that's bad news before the supreme court, wine makes you gay. right back on the "stephanie miller show." it's a pretty, little town, with an ugly reputation. >> you just google harrison, what will come up is the klan. i'm all for that. >> the kkk doesn't speak for us at all. it speaks against god. (vo) which side will win the soul of harrison? >> we're never gonna move. ♪ >> in case you didn't know -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. . >> -- is the international symbol for party over here! >> stephanie: happy friday everybody. thirty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. let's go to mike in phoenix. welcome. >> caller: hi, stephanie. i wanted to tell you, first off, i'm libertarian. i'm a big conservative kind of guy. i don't ev