straight from the sewer, it's teenage mutant ninja turtles, michelangelo. ♪ [ applause ] >> hey, michelangelot song could only mean one thing right there. this show stars a conservative teen icon, a buttoned up dream boat if you will who loves spending time in the kitchen debating with his parents but knows nothing is more important than family ties. ladies and gentlemen, here's alex p. keaton. [ applause ] hey, alex, what's in the briefcase? all right. and here's the moment you've been waiting for because i pity the fool who doesn't know this next show. if you have a problem and no one else can help you, all you have to do is call his team, it's the a team. ladies and gentlemen, it's mr. t. [ applause ] >> i pity the fool. i pity the fool. i pity that fool. [ cheers and applause ] i pity the fool. i pity the fool. >> that's amazing. i love it when a plan comes together. ladies and gentlemen, this '80s tour is truly all access and totally tubular. look at this amazing lineup we have for you. alex p. keaton. michelangelo, the teenage mutant ninja turtles, "married with children," peggy bundy,

." [ laughter ] i'm michelangelo.says, if the vending machine didn't have cheddar sour cream chips, my roommate would lie on her bed in sadness and say, "when the vending machine is empty, i am empty." [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm with the roommate. >> jimmy: cheddar sour cream chips. >> steve: i'm with the roommate. >> jimmy: this one's from @lakeshowfanatic. he says, i had a roommate that would pour toilet bowl cleaner on his dirty dishes, then leave them in the sink. he said "if it's good enough to clean toilets, it's good enough to clean plates." [ audience groans ] >> steve: oh. what was on the plates? oh, he's doing chaw too. >> jimmy: yeah. if it's good enough for -- good enough to clean them plates. this one's from @jasonaland. he says, my college roommate bought size 22 sneakers, put them in the middle of our living room just so when people came over, and saw them he could say, "oh my girlfriend's in the shower." [ laughter ] >> steve: where's the win? >> jimmy: i don't know, man. >> steve: god. so people -- wh

the exhibition tells the eventful life story of michelangelo the cut about who changed western painting with his realism kind of a job beyond the canvas and in most of show will run until january twenty ninth. from one italian artist to another now as we travel to venice whether five hundredth birthday of ten thought i was being celebrated the painter was born on the twenty ninth of september fifteen eighteen and is the only world famous for an autist from venice his works were known for their impressive depiction of the human body and they were said to be ahead of that time so to mark his anniversary two major exhibitions showing the paint is adaptability are on display in the palace of dekalb at the accademia museum. the way. violence death and sensuality those who are tend to read those main themes his name means little dire after his father's profession religious motives scenes from the bible abound in his art the huge upheavals of the era reformation and counter-reformation are also reflected in his of in the whole of inquisitors in the doge's palace in venice the ceiling bears his

and michelangelo's piazza so del campi dog. local resident christiane serrano family enjoys showing tourists his city. here on how to get here in rome we not only have stretches from antiquity but also quite a lot from the middle ages and from the renascence sauces rome is a kind of historical lizanne year because they always built on top of and next to the old rome everywhere you look you see different eras of. preserving it all is a never ending task and financing is an endless challenge to god or not to underwent restoration some thirty years ago funded by law to be a jockey pioneer of fashion industry sponsorship. of the colosseum too is a bright and shiny as in its days of gladiator glory. its restoration was funded with twenty five million euros for me talian better goods label diego delaval a. restore is a hard work in the narrow streets of the old town. the beer vanno family business times woodcutting mosaics and gold plating. the father and two daughters have clients from all over the world and also carry out renovatio

were imposed on us by the united states of america you know a lot really and also some of the michelangelo's action that we imposed on us because of the issue of. for we look forward now to lifting the sanctions and definitely this will give us an opportunity to be integrated more and more in the international economy and saw the economy problem for that we are facing one of the things that has happened in recent months surprised me which is sudan took on the role as the negotiator with regard to south sudan that surprised me because you were involved in the longest civil war in africa with the people who now are south sudan how did that come about that you got this role to negotiate why did saddam put itself forward and why did the regional countries decide you should try and solve this. it's done the most connected to south sudan for so many reasons that are very obvious secondly sudan is also the most influence but by what is taking place currently in south sudan in terms of receiving more a few years from south sudan in terms of also being affected by the insecurity as have sudan they ar

one article noted that japan had never produced a mozart or shakespeare or michelangelo, only western art were the benchmark of a nation's creativity. japan's weapons were not thought to be very good, nor their ability with mechanical things. they were even thought to have physiological defects that made them lousy aviators, a poor sense of tolerance. nd fletcher pratt, rose, quote, the japanese as a race have the effect of the inner year, just as they are enerally myopic. one admiral was so confident they were lousy fliers because he had an impeccable source. anofficial of the singer sewing machine company, based in japan, told him personally, taking a japanese domestic an flight because it would crash. he would say later it was difficult to break through the mindset given what he called the constant daily drum fire from our press about how militarily amusing the japanese were. the u.s. navy did not hink its own ships could change -- stage a long-distance attack in japan. we couldn't sail that far ourselves and we couldn't fail this far either. this is called mirror imaging. you meas

one article noted that japan had never produced a mozart or a askespeare or a michelangelo if only western art with the benchmark of a nation's creativity. japan's weapons were not thought to be very good nor their ability with mechanical things. they were even thought to have physiological defects that made them lousy aviators. they had a poor sense of balance and couldn't see very well. " the japanesete, as a raise have defects of the inner ear just as they generally are myopic." one admirable at pearl harbor was so competent that the japanese were lousy flyers as he had an impeccable source, he said. and official of the singer sewing machine company who was based in japan had told him personally that no one from the company ever took a japanese domestic flight because it would crash. mentalityo fight this , but he would say later, it was very difficult to break through the mindset, given what he called the constant daily drum fire from our press about how militarily amusing the japanese were. think itsavy did not own ships could stage a long-distance attack on japan. we couldn't sell th

were imposed on us by the united states of america you know a lot really and also some of the michelangelo's action that we imposed on us because of the issue of. for we look forward now to lifting the sanctions and definitely this will give us an opportunity to be integrated more and more in the international economy and so all the economy problem for that we are facing one of the things that has happened in recent months surprised me which is saddam took on the role as the negotiator with regard to south sudan that surprised me because you were involved in the longest civil war in africa with the people who now are south sudan how did that come about that you got this role to negotiate why did saddam put itself forward and why did the regional countries decide you should try and solve this sudan if the most connected to south sudan for so many reasons that are very obvious secondly to then it also do most influenced by by what is taking place currently in south sudan in terms of receiving more if you use for themselves for the intention of also being affected by the insecurity in his house

a genreled homer painter is like calling michelangelo a ceiling painter.hat is not really -- he goes beyond that. he is genre painting with a difference. in cambridge, massachusetts, where harvard is, right outside of boston. homer and his family had nothing to do with harvard. person,ot in educated he never went to college or university. he was a townie to the harvard county's. as a young man he apprenticed with a printmaker. that was his livelihood. prints andg to make illustrate for local boston publications. -- he wrote to the top pretty quickly because of the skills. he started illustrating for harpers weekly magazine, a much prominent weekly magazine of the pre-civil war and civil war era. when the civil war broke out in 1861, homer was sent to the front lines as an artist correspondent. it was like a war reporter, war journalist. he starts doing depictions of union camp and what it was like teeing a union soldier, and a sense, reporting back to the families of soldiers what life was like at the front. by and large, these were a happy, nonthreatening

perhaps a variation on michelangelo's david. >> maybe some day they'll name it after trump.ve a statue in washington, d.c. >> clearly the first lady could be the inspiration far modern day mona lisa. melania lisa? >> i wish people would focus on what i do, not what i wear. >> that's the mona lisa. one of the great mona lisas of the world. >> better yet, a couples portrait. american gothic. >> it's great for our farmers. >> because what's the fun of being a billionaire and the president if you can't paint your way into history? >> i'm an artist. in a certain sense, i'm an artist. >> be sure to tune in tonight 8:00 p.m. eastern. i will be moderating the florida governor's debate between andrew gi gillem and ron desantis. fareed zakaria starts next. ♪ lean on me, when you're not strong ♪ ♪ and i'll be your friend ♪ ♪ i'll help you carry on ♪ ♪ lean on me. you're in the business of helping people. we're in the business of helping you. business funding to help make a difference. another way we have your back. the powerful backing of american express. don't do business without it.

painterhome or a genre is like calling michelangelo a ceiling painter. he goes well beyond that. born in cambridge massachusetts, where harvard is, right outside of boston. homer and his family had nothing to do with harvard. he was not an educated person. he never went to college, never went to university. man, he apprenticed with a printmaker. that was his livelihood. ,e was going to make prints illustrate for local publications. eventually, he rose to the surface. he rose to the top very quickly. he started illustrating for harper's weekly magazine of the pre-civil war and civil war era. when the civil war broke out in 1861, homer was sent to the front lines as an artist correspondent. he was like a war journalist, his medium was trying -- drawing. he does depiction of union camp life. reporting back to the families of these soldiers what life was like at the front. large, these were nonthreatening images. thisrent wanted to see terrible battle. homer's pictures had a certain levity to them. in the beginning, there is an undertone that people recognize but only now looking bac

to call him a genre painter is like calling michelangelo's ceiling painter. he goes well beyond that. he is genre painting with the difference. he was born in cambridge, where harvard is, outside of boston. homer and his family had nothing to do with harvard. he was not an educated person. he never went to university. he was a townie. he apprenticed with the printmaker. that was his livelihood. he illustrated for local publications. he rose to the top very quickly due to his skill level, and started illustrating for harpers weekly magazine. it was one of the most prominent magazines in the civil war era. after the civil war began, he was sent to the front lines as an artist, correspondent. he was a war journalist. his medium was drawing. he started doing depictions of union camp life. it's about what it's like to be a union soldier. he is reporting back what life was like at the front. by and large, these were happy, cheery, nonthreatening images. no parent wanted to see a grizzly, terrible battle. his pictures had a certain levity to them. from the beginning

renaissancen and the switch to a and i loved all of the diverse depictions so you have the famous michelangelocrombie and fitch model and then you have a reflective young david by donatello a completely different man and on and on. the. i've realized how much was in it. every amazingly good thing that couldng happen, the love in the professional triumph in every nightmarecome of the worst things you can imagine. having your children killing each other, having a child turn against you, losing a child, losing your integrity, doing something so evil and then having to recognize that you have betrayed your own belief. so he's got it wrong anything you would want to explore about the human condition is in that life. >> host: who is the narrator? >> guest: the profits that was suggested to me one in the book of chronicles and the first and last as it it was in the book. the most famous moment is when he confronts david about having sent this man to certain death at the forefront of the battle and david wanted to sleep with his wife and nathan is the one who gets him to confront. i thought what is th

you have the very famous mic michelangelo, abercrombie & fitch model, the strong young werier, the idealizedform. and then you have a almost feminine scupsure of a very reflective young david by donatello. completely different man. you have care caravaggio's davio looks like someone you wouldn't want to meet on a dark night. this is so capacious the artist have been able to inflict their own vision upon him. wheav while my son was studying for p his barmitzvah, and going regularly to temple, and reading the biblical story of david, and then i realized how much is in it. it's really the first political biography from soup to nuts. we meet him as a child and follow him to his death bed in extreme old age. and in between everything happens to him. everying amazingly can thing that could happen to him, the professional triusms,erse and every nightmare, having your children kill each other, having a child turn against you, a beloved child. losing a child. losing your own integrity. doing something so evil and having to recognize that you've betrayed your own beliefs. so, he's got it all. everythi

which involves manner as and i loved all of the diverse depictions of king david yet the famous michelangeloe strong young warrior, the idealized male form and then almost effeminate sculpture of a very reflective young david by donatello, completely different men. you have the david that looks like a street fog that you wouldn't 20 meet on a dark night and on and on and on in this character that i was able to project their own vision onto him so i was interested in that elements, but it was while my son was studying for his bar mitzvah or going regularly to temple and i was reading, you know, the biblical story of david again and i realized how much is in it. it's really the first political biography we have from soup to nuts. we meet this guy's a child and follow him to his death bed in extreme old age and in between everything happens to them. every amazingly good thing that could happen to a human being, the love, professional triumphs, artistic triumphs and every nightmare, the worst things you can imagine. having your children kill each other. having a child turn against you, a beloved

were imposed on us by the united states of america you know a lot really and also some of the michelangelo's action that we imposed on us because of the issue of therefore we look forward now to lifting the sanctions and definitely this will give us an opportunity to be integrated more and more in the international economy and so all the economy problem for that we are facing one of the things that has happened in recent months surprised me. which is saddam took on the role as the negotiator with regard to south sudan that surprised me because you were involved in the longest civil war in africa with the people who now are south sudan how did that come about that you got this role to negotiate why did saddam put itself forward and why did the regional countries decide you should try and solve this sudan if the most connected to south sudan for so many reasons that are very obvious secondly it would then it also do most influenced by by what is taking place currently in south sudan in terms of receiving more if you use forms i'm sure the intention of also being affected by the insecurity in h