i'm michelle wolf. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: michelle wolf, everybody. check out michelle april 19th. >> oh yeah! >> seth: at the nerdist showroom -- keep quiet please. at meltdown comics in l.a. and watch for her on "the daily show." >> we'll be right back. pet moments are beautiful, unless you have allergies. then your eyes may see it differently. p flonase is the first and only nasal spray approved to relieve pboth itchy, watery eyes and congestion. no other nasal allergy spray can say that. when we breathe in allergens our bodies react by over producing six key inflammatory substances that cause our symptoms. most allergy pills only control one substance. flonase controls six. and six is greater than one. more complete allergy relief. flonase. life is what you make it. blinds to go makes it easy. blinds to go. blinds for life. blinds to go's new cascade shades. gentle diffused light when you want it. darkened privacy when you don't. modern elegance always. right now take 30% off our entire selection of beautiful cascade shades. let the sun shine in.

i'm michelle wolf. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: michelle wolf, everybody.erdist showroom -- keep quiet please. at meltdown comics in l.a. and watch for her on "the daily show." we'll be right back. >> we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ hush my darling... ♪ don't fear my darling... ♪ the lion sleeps tonight. [snoring.] ♪ hush my darling... [snoring.] ♪ don't fear my darling... ♪ the lion sleeps tonight. [snoring.] take the roar out of snore. yet another innovation only at a sleep number store. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to governor john kasich, david duchovny, juliette lewis, michelle wolf, everybody! >> seth meyers! >> seth: such a pleasure and an honor to have you. >> seth meyers! >> seth: fab moretti, and the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> carson: good evening, everybody. i'm carson daly. thank you for being here. it's "la

i'm michelle wolf. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: michelle wolf, everybody.ah! >> seth: at the nerdist showroom -- keep quiet please. at meltdown comics in l.a. and watch for her on "the daily show." we'll be right back. >> we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] the e-class has driver-assist systems. it recognizes pedestrians and alerts you. warns you about incoming cross-traffic. cameras and radar detect dangers you don't. and it can even stop by itself. so in this crash test, one thing's missing: a crash. the 2016 e-class. now receive up to a $3,000 spring bonus on the e350 sport sedan. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to governor john kasich, david duchovny, juliette lewis, michelle wolf, everybody! >> seth meyers! >> seth: such a pleasure and an honor to have you. >> seth meyers! >> seth: fab moretti, and the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ 99999 ♪ ♪ >> carson: hey, wh

i'm michelle wolf. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: michelle wolf, everybody.erdist showroom -- keep quiet please. at meltdown comics in l.a. and watch for her on "the daily show." we'll be right back. >> we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] look around pennsylvania and it's not hard to spot winners. and with over 2 million winners of match 6, cash 5, and treasure hunt every single month, that's hardly a surprise. winners, winners everywhere! play today! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to governor john kasich, david duchovny, juliette lewis, michelle wolf, everybody! >> seth meyers! >> seth: such a pleasure and an honor to have you. >> seth meyers! >> seth: fab moretti, and the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ >> carson: good evening, everybody. i'm carson daly. thank you for being here. it's "last call."

i'm michelle wolf. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: michelle wolf, everybody. check out michelle april 19th. >> oh yeah! >> seth: at the nerdist showroom -- keep quiet please. at meltdown comics in l.a. and watch for her on "the daily show." we'll be right back. >> we'll be right back. [ grinding metal ] whoa, that doesn' t look good. no, not you. ordinary fuels can clog your engine with dirt. it' s like lugging this around... it' s dragging down your fuel economy. [ breaking glass ] but over time, using new and improved bp gasoline with invigorate helps clean up that dirt, like hundreds of scrubbing brushes. [ scrubbing bristles ] so that means a cleaner engine, which helps you get ll be here if you need me. new bp gasoline with invigorate... [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to governor john kasich, david duchovny, juliette lewis, michelle wolf, everybody! >> seth meyers! >> seth: such a pleasure and an honor to have you. >> seth meyers! >> seth: fab moretti, and the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly.

i'm michelle wolf. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: michelle wolf, everybody.! >> seth: at the nerdist showroom -- keep quiet please. at meltdown comics in l.a. and watch for her on "the daily show." we'll be right back. >> we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to governor john kasich, david duchovny, juliette lewis, michelle wolf, everybody! >> seth meyers! >> seth: such a pleasure and an honor to have you. >> seth meyers! >> seth: fab moretti, and the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ 99999 ♪ ♪ >> carson: hey, what's up, everybody? i'm carson daly coming to you tonight from the w hotel in new

that's a good question, and to answer that we welcome our newest contributor, michelle wolf, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) michelle, will bringing out melania help donald trump with women voters? >> oh, yeah, trevor, because you want to appeal to everyday american women, bring out a slovenian supermod toll help make your case. >> trevor: okay, point taken. but does it help? >> honestly, it's what all male politicians do. they try to relate to women by bringing out their wives. it's such caveman reasoning-- "you are woman. me have woman. you vote me." ( laughter ) >> trevor: so basically you're saying wives are just the props for the candidates. >> yeah, and they shouldn't be. that's the job of the children. >> audience: oooh! >> trevor: look, supporting the candidates, humanizing the candidate candidates, that seems one of the roles a spouse should play on the campaign trail. >> oh, not if the spouse is a man. see, when bill clinton campaigns for hillary he talks policy. or look at german chancellor angela merkel. she has a husband. they probably connected when she was like, "i ne

michelle wolf, everyone. we'll be right back. lips appear to age faster than other skin.s. now, there's chapstick® total hydration. its 100% natural, age defying formula is clinically proven to provide healthier, more youthful looking lips. chapstick® put your lips first® t-mobile does data differently. while the other guys gouge you for every bit of data you use... ...now, t-mobile lets you stream all the video and music that you want from your favorite services... free! without using one bit of your lte data. plus, you can roll your unused data forward. nobody does data like t-mobile. get four lines... ...with ten gigs of 4g lte data each ..for just thirty-five bucks per line... ...from t-mobile. and with touch id it does way more than unlock your phone. it logs you into things, like your bank account. see what i mean? it checks you into your flight. ooop, your phone! it pays for stuff like... (mouth full) doughnuts. how about chew then talk. it unlocks things for you. it signs documents for you. hey, you bought a boat! i bought a boat! i just said that. and it does thi

michelle wolf, everyone.t back. [ upbeat music ] [ upbeat music ] so, you're saying we can't use sorry sir it's hotel policy.l? is it really hotel policy? i'm afraid so sir. do it. how about now? i deserve this. you deserve to be fired. four flavors, four shapes, cheetos mix ups. for a limited time, great deal on this passat. wow, it looks really good... volkswagen believes safety is very important... so all eleven models come standard with an intelligent crash response system... hmm. ...seven stability-enhancing systems... hmmm... ...and equipment for two child seats. hmmm... for those who take safety seriously. like we do. the volkswagen safety in numbers event... is happening now! get a $1,250 volkswagen reward card and 0% apr on new 2016 passat models. ( ♪ ) ♪ i'm walkin', yes indeed ♪ ♪ and i'm talkin' 'bout you and me ♪ ♪ i'm hopin' that you'll come back to me ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ i'm lonely as i can be ♪ ♪ i'm waitin' for your company ♪ ♪ i'm hopin' that you'll come back to me ♪ ( ♪ ) i need to keep organized,au

michelle wolf, everyone. we'll be right back. it's intelligent enough to warn of danger from virtually anywhere. it's been smashed and driven. it's perceptive enough to detect other vehicles on the road. it's been shaken and pummeled. it's innovative enough to brake by itself, park itself and help you steer. it's been in the rain... and dragged through the mud. the 2016 gle. it's where brains meet brawn. lease the gle350 for $599 a month at your local mercedes-benz dealer. nuts, chocolate, pretzel. they're the snack patrol. saving the world from bland snacks with new hershey and reese's snack mix. snack patrol! it's snack justice. snack patrol! went up the waterspout. down came the rain... ...and clogged the gutter system creating a leak in the roof. luckily the spider recently had geico help him with homeowners insurance. water completely destroyed his swedish foam mattress. he got full replacement and now owns the sleep number bed. his sleep number setting is 25. call geico and see how much you could save on homeowners insuranc

actor and author, david duchovny, from "hard lovin' woman," actress juliette lewis, comedian, michelle wolf, featuring the 8g band with fab moretti. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. very, very good to hear. let's get to the news. hillary clinton and bernie sanders debated in

actor and author, david duchovny, from "hard lovin' woman," actress juliette lewis, comedian, michelle wolf to hear. very, very good to hear. let's get to the news. hillary clinton and bernie sanders debated in brooklyn earlier this evening, which means hillary began swiping her metro card some time this morning. [ laughter ] during their family town hall

actor and author, david duchovny, from "hard lovin' woman," actress juliette lewis, comedian, michelle wolf,

some progress in the relationship if not on the big differences that still divide these two, wolf. >> michelleraveling with the president. thank you. >>> and as she just noted, the president's visit comes amid serious efforts by families of 9/11 victims to sue the saudi government. some believe the country may have played a role in the terror attacks and there may be evidence in more than two dozen secret pages of a official u.s. investigation. our security correspondent, jim sciutto, is working this for us. jim, causing a lot of additional strabs now in this critically important relationship. >> no question. you heard michelle say white house officials claiming they cleared the air on these many differences they have. but the question of these 28 pages is particularly explosive, because it revives lingering allegations that some senior saudi officials either knew about or helped fund the al qaeda in advance of the 9/11 attacks. and this tension is something the president felt the moment he landed in riyadh. >> reporter: if an official reception can speak a thousand words, today's greeting for

michelle, out on bail but still under investigation. police looking for more victims linked to a south bay personal trainer accused of child molestation. morgan hill police arrested david wolf yesterday in front of his gym wolf pack, suspected of assaulting two girls and women. they claim they happened in 2015. police began investigating him two months ago. they hope other victims will come forward. >>> they are looking for a fresh start in marin county. a deadly shooting prompted the renameing of the road where that shooting happened. today the county board of supervisors approved changing the name of gunshot fire road to sunrise fire road t. gunshot reference was considered inappropriate after last october's tragedy. three so-called drifters are accused of shooting and killing a yoga vuktor who was walking his dog an a trail there. they will be in court for a preliminary hearing next month. >>> someone pay have to buy themselves a new mercedes benz in san francisco. public works crews are trying to clear the work if castro after a chinese elm fell on top of a parked mercedes. officials say the tree is privately maintained. the owners are responsible for removing the rest

please welcome back to the show our good friend, michelle wolf.