comedian michelle wolf. featuring the 8g band with will dorsey jr. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. newt gingrich recently said that the best way to communicate with president trump is through the fox news shows "fox & friends" and "hannity." while the worst way to communicate with trump is to marry him. [ laughter ] president trump commented on north korea's missile launch today, saying, quote, "we'll take care of it." that's it? [ laughter ] i have to say, i don't find it comforting that the president talked about enemy missiles the same way a dermatologist talks about a weird mole. [ laughter ] "yeah, we'll take care of it. you got a couple minutes?" president trump spoke to the press today between two empty chairs designated for democratic leaders, chuck schumer and nancy pelosi after

for more on the sexual harassment rules in congress, we turn now to our brty own michelle wolf, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) michelle, michelle, when you see congress-- >> don't even ask. i'm locked and loaded. men, pay attention. dick down, ears up. don't harass people, and don't you dare make it hard to report. reporting an unwanted dick shouldn't require a quest. we have to do counseling, then mediation, then a cooling-off period. what's the last step, pull this ancient sword from a stone to prove you truly are the victim? no, that's not a sword! ( laughter ) ( applause ) and those aren't stones! ( laughter ) also, men, when you open the door in a towel, what do you think will happen? you'll drop it, and we'll be like, "oh, i simply must have sex with that"? ( laughter ) hey, men, here's a secret-- women's bodies are great. your bodies are an obligation. ( laughter ) the whole title of that john mayer song should be "your body is a wonderland and mine is an abandoned warehouse." ( laughter ) you know why we stare in your eyes when we have sex with you? it's because your eyes are

comedian michelle wolf.nd applause ] fantastic. fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. newt gingrich recently said that the best way to communicate with president trump is through the fox news shows "fox & friends" and "hannity." while the worst way to communicate with trump is to marry him. [ laughter ]

we heard michelle talking about it being a lone—wolf attacker.e is no such thing as a lone—wolf attacker, that the person must have been radicalised somewhere and they'll be doing their utmost to trace any threads that could lead to other people who may be planning something similar. in terms of the security, you can be sure that the fbi, in cooperation with friendly nations, will be doing their utmost to try to find out the maximum they can about this person. what his last movements were. who he's last been in contact with. and maybe — if you remember, the enormous lengths the fbi went to to get hold of the phone of the person involved in the san bernardino attacks, to see what they could get from a locked apple iphone. and the kind of enormous legal battle that went on. there'll be absolute determination that they find out everything. and i'm sure an fbi field office, a special investigation team is already up and running and state department people will be looking at when he came from uzbekistan, who he knew in uzbekistan, who his family knew

we heard michelle talking about it being a lone wolf attacker.o believe there is no such thing as a lone wolf attacker, that the person must have been radicalised somewhere and they will be doing their utmost to trace any threads that could lead to other people who may be planning something similar. as we said earlier, jon, donald trump mentioned islamic state in his tweet — we should just remind our viewers that as yet, nobody has claimed responsibility for this attack — but judging by that statement, as we would expect, joint—investigations kicking in straightaway with the fbi. give us an idea, if you can, of what might be happening right now behind the scenes, with your experience. i know you have covered 9/11 and all the many other attacks in the us. what would be the precedure now? just stay on the tweets for a minute. i think there is something very interesting. he talked about "we mustn't allow isis back into the country" but donald trump has steered cleared on some of the rhetoric he has used in previous tweets, after previous terroridty

we heard michelle talking about it being a lone wolf attacker.the white house who believe there is no such thing as a lone wolf attacker, that the person must have been radicalised somewhere and they'll be doing their utmost to trace any threads that could lead to other people who may be planning something similar. as we said earlier, donald trump mentioned islamic state in his tweet, as yet we should remind the viewer is nobody has claimed responsibility for the attack butjudging by that statement, as we would expect a joint investigation kicking in immediately with the fbi. give us an idea of what might be happening behind the scenes with your experience, you've covered 9/ii behind the scenes with your experience, you've covered 9/11 and the many other attacks in the us, what would be the procedure now? let's stay on the tweets for a moment. there's something interesting, he said we mustn't allow isis back into the country but donald trump has steered clear of some of the rhetoric he has used in previous tweets after previous terrorist attacks,

wolf. >> all right. michelle, stand by. we'll stay on top of all the breaking news.ed a ballistic missile. our special coverage continues right now.

wolf. >> strong words indeed, michelle, thank you very much. michelle kaczynski over on the state department. democratic senator ben cardon the maryland is joining us. he's the ranking member of the senate foreign relations committee, what's your reaction, senator, to this expected shake-up over at the state department, and possibly the cia? >> well, wolf, it's good to be with you. we are already troubled by what's happening at the state department. and we know that career people are leaving. we know that's difficult on recruitment, we know that there is a moral issue. we know the state department hasn't received the resources it needs to carry out it's critical missions of diplomacy around the world, and now, we also know of the rough relationship between the white house and the state department. these are troublesome moments because our country depends upon a strong diplomacy for our national security, and we are worried that that is in fact not taking place. i don't blame rex tillerson, i blame the trump administration. >> well, when you say

wolf. >> all right. michelle, stand by. we'll stay on top of all the breaking news. north korea has launched a ballistic missile. our special coverage continues right now. >>> it this is cnn breaking news. >>> all right. woll, thank you so much. we'll take it from here. i'm brooke baldwin. we'll continue this coverage out of north korea where the reporting is north korea has fired a ballistic missile and it is still in the air. this is what we are getting from the south korea joint chiefs of staff. let's work with what we know who is on the phone for us. i know it's in the middle of the night for you in hong kong there. but ivan, tell me what exactly is south korea saying about this? >> reporter: we have a preliminary statement coming out of joint chiefs of staff confirming there is a unified ballistic missile fired from south pyongyang to the east. and we still don't know anything further about the nature of this missile, the range of it. what is striking of this is it's coming after a pause of nearly two montshs where they haven't fired anything. what has me scratc

michelle, what are you learning? >> hi, wolf. this gets murkier and it's not just russia. now special prosecutor robert mueller is probing allegations that former national security adviser michael flynn and his son were involved in an alleged plan with turkey to remove a cleric forcibly from the united states and outside the u.s. legal system in exchange for millions of dollars. >> reporter: after michael flynn had been named national security adviser, weeks before the inauguration, "the wall street journal" now reports he met with representatives of turkey at new york's 21 club. flynn and his son were allegedly offered as much as $15 million to forcibly get a turkish cleric named fethullah gulen out of the united states. the turkish government blames gulen for the coup there last year. this plan, according to "the journal's" report, was to remove gulen who has been living on a green card in pennsylvania and denies involvement in the coup, get him on a private plane and send him to a turkish prison island. >> there would actually be cash payments involved with his removal,