yay, please give a warm round of applause for the amazing mick scarlett!y, i said, "can i talk about how i met my wonderful wife," who's sitting just there... hello, wonderful wife. about the romantic story of seeing her across a crowded dancefloor, and how i immediately knew that she was the one for me. "no,", they said, "no, that's really boring." "what we want is something edgy — something that's going to push boundaries. " and i thought, "i know, i'm going to talk about my willy, and sex. "because that is edgy, isn't it?" i woke up one day before my german o—level. and i found that my legs hurt, and my back really hurt. and every time i try to stand up, ifell over. and so, of course, an ambulance was called. i was rushed to hospital. and it transpired that my spine had collapsed. yes, it is true, folks. you can break your back in your sleep. ijust thought i would tell all you bipeds that, just to make your day. so, eventually came out of hospital, and, as you can tell, i had lost the ability to walk. there was no more standing for me. and there was als