>> get the microtouch thing on the infomercial every five minutes. it's a gem. >> ow!> it would be fun to pull that out of your friend's nose, though. if one of you wants to try that, i will be the volunteer yanker. i'm on a date, i don't want to see nose hair. >> i'm afraid to go out with these girls because i feel like i'm going to wake up with a stick in my nose and she's trying to wax my nose hair every time i fall asleep. >> male, female, i don't care, take care of the hair. >>> at number two, is it what the people want? we want you to tell us. in the meantime, here's a little something to help you decide. >> so how does one end up in the hospital looking like this? like -- and i hate to say this -- giving the people what had they want. >> it's what the people want. >> the boys are back, canadian hooligans from up north. they do all kinds of crazy stuff and hurts themselves. they're somewhere like armageddon or where a bomb went off. rings of fire, a mattress as a landing pad, and then of course like a mod fied skateboard kind of device. >> oh, no! they rip the sl