magic mike amesbury should welcome a vote, shouldn't he? hey, look, his campaign slogan writes itself. float like a butterfly, sting like a labour mp. i mean, come on. it would be fascinating, though. this is prime reform territory. can you imagine what keir starmer and co would be saying if a tory mp or nigel farage had got absolutely steaming drunk and battered her constituents at 3:00 in the morning? i mean, you know, this group led by donkeys. i mean, they do stuff like this, don't they? >> nigel farage likes borders. borders. >> borders. borders. borders. borders. borders. borders. borders. borders. borders. borders. borders. borders. >> yeah. he does actually. as it happens, he's second in the polls. but anyway, they're very quiet about this, aren't they? the people of runcorn, i think, deserve a by—election. and hey, if he loses mike amesbury, he can just go and work at the local fish and chip shop because he obviously enjoys battering things, isn't it? >> stop it. stop it. stop. whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. >> hey, i've got loads