and mike ozanian from "forbes," thanks very much.oming right up, how to hedge your investment bets depending on who wins the white house and whether america goes off the fiscal cliff. that's right. your election protection portfolio is up next. and on our way out, another romney roast of obama. >> i'm glad to be able to join in this venerable tradition. of course i'm pleased that the president's here. we were chatting pleasantly this evening as if tuesday night never happened. [ laughter ] i was actually hoping the president would bring joe biden along this evening because he'll laugh at anything. [ laughter ] i look at her, and i just want to give her everything. yeah, you -- you know, everything can cost upwards of...[ whistles ] i did not want to think about that. relax, relax, relax. look at me, look at me. three words, dad -- e-trade financial consultants. so i can just go talk to 'em? just walk right in and talk to 'em. dude, those guys are pros. they'll hook you up with a solid plan. they'll -- wa-- wa-- wait a minute. bobby?