of all the people who should have known better, it should have been mike pineda.ast week tv cameras caught him with pine car all over his hands. but somehow, somehow he got away with it. with all that said, let's step back for just a minute. pine tar is technically illegal for players to use. the fact is, most still do. and most of the time, the umps look the other way. but that's kind of hard to do when it's staring you in the face, or in this case the neck. of course, we have to spin on this. you know, the minute i heard about this story, it reminded me of a scene in major league. we have to play it. let's take a look. >> what's that [ bleep ] on your chest? >> cisco. >> bardol. of course, if the umps are watching close, i just rub a little jalapeno in my nose and get it running. if i need to get the ball running, i just wipe my nose. >> you put snot on the ball? >> i ain't got an arm like yours. i've got to put anything on it i can find. some day you will, too. >> you've got to do what you've got to do. you know, it seems like we all know that these players use