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and seeing her, i was in the front row, i could see her getting out of the car and see mike there. >>y touching. but really lovely to be sitting among all the people there. >> reporter: they were whisked away. they signed an exclusive deal with a british broadcaster. and pub owner john was fast becoming a network star. >> do you like the tie? >> beautiful. >> reporter: even interviewed by our own diane sawyer and barbara walters. >> i wonder how you got invited. did mrs. middleton come in, say -- >> reporter: but somehow it just didn't seem right not to come home to celebrate. >> just told this to everybody when i go back tonight how wonderful the roar of the crowd when they drew up and when they left, the whole abbey shook. it lit the abbey up. >> reporter: around return to bucklebury he did. >> on tv. >> reporter: life is the same, yet, it isn't. a girl from bucklebury tonight has gone to bed a princess. but then, she'd always been special to them. there's no place like home. >>> next up, an exclusive visit to the pastry chef who created that incredible wedding cake, and reveals the

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row. we are reading your article. we are glad what you are saying. they will not believe us. you have all of these degrees. next week, mike wallace calls me for an interview. i was talking to ms. colvin earlier. she said the media has a certain way to take people and put them up and you do not hear about everyone else. as if these are isolated incidents. so they called and his producers were like, we want to interview. we want to interview you on your campus in cambridge. i said, my brothers would like to, too. we have been putting this case for five months. basically, i said we are not going to do it. this is bogus. my porter rican red-haired cousin, he has funny hair. he was there, too. so we came back and they decided to do it with everybody. when that story came out, i started getting harassed. the police were giving out my social security number, my name. i had 50 cases of identity theft that followed. the next thing you ask to talk about was november 23, 2002. this experience changed my life. we started going to the prisons with a purpose now. we turned into touring artists for the prisons around the country. talkin