. >> mike and mila were scheduled to get married this saturday before the shutdown closed their memorial and cancelled their plans. >> well, my first idea was to jump the fence and just do it anyway but she can't jump a fence in a wedding dress and i don't want to be arrested on my wedding day. >> though if you were arrested on your wedding day you would save a bundle on the wedding photographer.

. >> your little mila, how old is she? >> she's 6 months. i don't care about my costume.ut the baby costume -- >> we ordered the costume. my husband doesn't want me to spend more than $15, $20. there it is. that is the before. there's the after. she freaked off. once it's off, she's like hallelujah, mom. in her mouth -- >> what was that? >> it was a lion. it was in her mouth. it was all up her nose. i had to get that squeezy thing and get it out. i'm a cat person, you all know that. when she didn't like her lion costume, we sent it back. we sent it back. we have a couple other things coming in the mail. >> you've been a mom obviously for six months. do you like it? what is it like? this morning, you woke up you what's it like for you? >> it's the best thing in the entire world. just to be with that sweet little -- how cow not love those cheeks. but also, she's cool. >> she already has a personality. >> everybody except my mom probably thinks that. look at that. she is going to be the funniest. she cracks us up. >> i've got to tell you, before i knew you, before i knew you

asÍ q mila directo a los ojosime: ¿fue cÁ lqu gustÓ?ok. Ómo te guan los hombres? >> gustan simpÁticos, que me hag reÍr... guossÍ, de preferencia. >>ok. ¿te gustÓ alguno de los tres? >>sÍ. penélope: ¿sÍ? [aplausos] [risas] ¿quiÉn te gustÓ de los tres? hum... piscis. [exclamaciones] [aplsos] piis: dijo "apo", ¿no? penélo: dijo gpo. ya llega el piscis.. "luego-luego do guapo. casi-casi di mi nombre". ¡quÉ humdad...! ¡quÉ bÁo...! [exhala]tgustÓ sagitario? >>miorazÓn peene a otra muchacha. [risas] >>ok [aplausos] >>tao, ¡quÉ humillaciÓn! hasta al panzÓn ya lo de pcis.on. uno del nzÓn, uno vamos a hacer el cteo, no por humillar, no... piis... todos: uno. >>acuario. dos:no. penélope: tauro. tos: !cero! >>peroodavÍa faltan tres y edan ts hombres. no estÁ tan mal. le venga para acÁ. ellos: ¡vuelta, vuelta, vuelta leo, ¿quÉ buscas en tu paja? >>a mÍe gustan losombres alto guapotrabajadores.>>ok. ellos se qdaron calladitos, ni uno dijo: "soy yo". dijo trabajadores y jeron: "ya valiÓ". ¿yÓnde? que lo mÍes el surf ok... ¿te gustÓ algo de los tres? >

. >> mike and mila were scheduled to get married this saturday before the shutdown closed their memorial and cancelled their plans. >> well, my first idea was to jump the fence and just do it anyway but she can't jump a fence in a wedding dress and i don't want to be arrested on my wedding day. >> though if you were arrested on your wedding day you would save a bundle on the wedding photographer. (laughter) you see, folks-- with national parks shuttered, hundreds of couples have had to cancel their wedding. now i'm 100% in favor of the shutdown. but i feel bad for mike and myelin, their story is causing a shutdown in-- well, nation, you know, i promised you on night one of the shutdown that as leader of the colbert nation and earl lord of the afterscape i would provide all cancelled government services. and that includes weddings. now i don't usually advertise this, folks, but i am actually an order answered minister-- or drain-- ordained minister of the american marriage ministry, all right. (cheers and applause) this is the most prestigious ministry certification you can get on-line wh

>>a mÍla verdad, me gust tambiÉn lir como por la playa mÁs a hablar.a us bares, no >>¿y a nadie le dapara deprimirme mÁs. >>claro. >>ver s historias de amor y llorar y despuÉs ni me acuerdo. ¿de quÉ eaba triste? pues ya me entristecÍ mÁs con la pelÍcula y entonces ya se me olvidaron mis problemas. >>yo tgo una amiga que asÍ era. triste y era...el novio, esta se ponÍa sus audifonos, todas las cancnes de amor que lo recordaban... llaba lloraba durante uno o s dÍas y ya, se liberaba despuÉs. >>no sirve estar triste. ¿para É tienes que estar triste y estar ahÍ, muriÉndote por alguien, cuando lomÁs te estÁn buscando? >>tiene razÓn. tienes toda la raÓn. ¿por quÉ llorar por alguien que vale menos que nuestro rimel? [gritos y exclamaciones] ok. espÉrense. de todas maneras ya no vamos a pelear, ya lgÓ el momento que virgo, por eso, nos mandÓ [gritos y exclamaciones] ok. vÉanse directamente a los ojos, ¿quiÉn les gustÓ? y a ver si logras hace parejitas, ♪ despuÉs de los comerciales... ♪ [♪] [palmadas] [♪] [♪ tema musical ] [exclamacionesta, vuelta! dÍa de piyamada. y capricornio, no me has cont

. >> i believe that you love mila mont. i want to be treated better than this. deserve to be treated better than this. i wouldn't do anything to hurt you. i don't want you to hurt me. >> kirk: you see that you are hurting her. is there a way for this to work? >> i want to work it out. >> kirk: we'll find out when we come back juanita. [applause] we'll be right back. coming up... >> i'm not supposed to -- how am i supposed to trust you. i don't want to be a detective iny relationship. >> i want to make my marriage work >> kirk: do you think if we did another test and asked if you had sex with anyone in the last year? >> i would pass coming up this week on "the test"... the tug of war that has these sisters fight are. and the result that led to this... then... is her boyfriend rubbing men's feet for money >> kirk: you think robert might be gay? >> come to "the test" to get answers >> i need to know the truth. >> from hickeys on the neck... >> should this couple call it quits? it's all this week on "the test." [applause] [♪] >> kirk: welcome back to the "the test".

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. >> your little mila, how old is she? >> she's 6 months. i don't care about my costume.>> it was a lion. it was in her mouth. it was all up her nose. i had to get that squeezy thing and get it out. i'm a cat person, you all know that. when she didn't like her lion costume, we sent it back. we sent it back. we have a couple other things coming in the mail. >> you've been a mom obviously for six months. you like it. what is it like? this morning, you woke up you what's it like for you? >> it's the best thing in the entire world. just to be with that sweet little -- how cow not love those cheeks. but also, she's cool. >> she already has a personality. >> everybody except my mom probably thinks that. look at that. she's the sunniest -- >> i've got to tell you, before i knew you, before i knew you -- >> you were scared of me? >> i was scared of you. i remember covering the news. every now and then, we'd put up a picture of you. you would pop up in our newscast. for some reason, i distinctly remember this one. welcome to the show -- you know why i love that picture, you're lik

. >> she dethrones last year's winner mila continu cunez.d you can see her, she is s very sexy. se >> but the second -- she is so sexy they had to go back to her in seven years. no one else gets a chance to be sexy. >> they're not looking hard enough. >> i think she is pretty good.o. >> we're a global magazine and d in seven years, you got to get t the same lady twice. >> i get what you're saying. here is my thing. th when they have these magazines, the people's sex yesterday mani. of celebrities. some woman walking down the the street in france and some guy in jacksonville, florida. or >> she is beautiful. >> that is our opinion. [ laughter ][ la >> that is our take. ta >> that is right. ri we do that in the morning.ng. >> no, it's kind of a new one. [ laughter ] >> you know, what today is a cool day out there. we got the fall weather settling back there. we had the 80s and the 90s on the weekend. we now we got fall which means an people are getting into their gardening. >> it's nice.ce. >> it's definitely a day ofof transition. take a look

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