mildred!olish -- you forgot to polish something." ♪ thank you, unrated versions of dvds, for being a shorter way of saying, "we add three seconds of boobs to this." [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, alfred e. newman, for winning "american idol" this week. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you, the phrase "i've got good news and i've got bad news" for basically being another way of saying "i've got bad news." [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, "law and order" disclaimer that says "this story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event" for basically telling me "this story totally happened and absolutely depicts the actual person and event. we're just covering our asses." [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, frozen burrito in the bottom of my freezer, for being the food equivalent of a booty call. [ laughter ] "i'm drunk and we're totally going to hook up tonight. [ cheers and applause ] but i have a feeling i'll regret it in the morning." ♪ thank you, skinny jeans, for looking terrible on people

oh, hello, maria. [ laughter ] mildred!" "she's gone." >> jimmy: "she's gone, now i get to bench press you." [ laughter ] >> steve: "pumping iron, you iron!" [ laughter ] it's a delayed one. >> jimmy: come on! [ applause ] ♪ thank you, derek jeter, for getting your 3,000th hit last weekend. [ cheers ] and thank you, snoop dogg, for taking your 3,000th hit last weekend. [ cheers ] yeah -- yeah -- ♪ thank you, woman in southern california who's been accused of cutting off her husband's penis and then throwing it into the garbage disposal. man, talk about a dick move. [ laughter and applause ] that's mature. >> steve: overkill. [ laughter ] [ garbage disposal sounds ] [ audience groans ] >> jimmy: let me turn it off. [ gargle ] [ gargle ] [ pop ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, denim shirts, for letting jeans know there are other career paths. [ laughter ] [ applause ] shirts, wallet, jackets, levi's limited edition gremlin, socks. from a new jean shop? jean socks? >> steve: jean socks. >> jimmy: can't even say it. >> steve: check them

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you'll not have mouldy mildred build up. do you have any other thoughts on what to do about mold and mildew? >> grout has to be sealed every year. again, you want to use a fungicide for cleaning it and seal it once a year, if you have a bathtub with tiles coming around, you want to really maintain that joint between the towel -- towel and bathtub. >> for energy consumption, the shower head has to cut off valve. you do not need water running all the time. you can shut it off without having to reset the temperature. just do not use a plumber's wrench or you will ruin the material. kitchen appliances, the lahood needs to have the screen and filter cleaned probably if you cook a lot once a month. take it out and put it in the dishwasher. that is what i recommend. take that out. all of these goods have a screen and filter that filters out the papers, and you stick it in the dishwasher. every couple of years, take up your support thanks. every fireplace? >> you want to make sure the damper is working in the shut position and you d

-- "you are the father." [ laughter ] y'all don't know me. >> steve: no. [ as arnold ] >> jimmy: mildredng up to the sound of your kids jumping on your bed shouting happy father's day. con -- waking up to the feeling of a three pound old spice gift set being tossed on your nuts. [ laughter ] oh -- thanks, kids! pro -- your wife gave you a set of tools. con -- your three sons, harry, gary, and larry. [ laughter ] >> alabama! >> jimmy: those guys are -- [ cheers and applause ] -- sir, no yelling out. i warned them already. pro -- you can surprise your dad with a big package. [ audience ohs ] con -- your name is anthony weiner. [ laughter ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: you knew that was coming, right? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. that's a gift right there. >> steve: i looked in the rear view mirror and i saw it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yep. pro -- dad made it easy this year and requested one simple gift. con -- being left alone for five god -- minutes. [ laughter ] leave me alone. [ laughter ] and finally, pro -- it's this sunday, so don't forget. con -- honestly, if you did, who cares? i

." [ laughter ] [ as arnold ] mildred, get over here now!y favorite show is on. what the -- no! [ laughter ] speaking of television, after 12 years at cbs the creator of "csi" is moving to abc. wait, the guy from csi left cbs for abc? wtf. [ laughter ] i thought they were bff's, but idk. [ laughter ] some celebrity news, it's rumored that jennifer lopez will make $1 million dollars for performing at a wedding this week, or as marc anthony calls it, half a million dollars. [ laughter and applause ] get this. the discovery channel has a new reality show about medical marijuana. [ cheers ] yeah. it's not really the best idea though, because after five minutes of watching it, you just want to switch over to the food network. [ laughter ] i don't know what to think of this. police in connecticut say someone broke into a petting zoo and stole 400 bales of hay. yeah, the zookeeper was like -- [ whistles ] hey. hey! hey? hey! [ laughter and applause ] sort of whacky -- [ applause ] [ rhythmic clappin ] >> jimmy: hey, hey, hey! ♪ i have no idea -- i

[ laughter ] >>> mad men and mildred pierce lead the pack in the most nominations.iseries earned 21 nominations. the 18960s drama mad men earned 19 including best drama the most for any tv series. other top nominees included boardwalk empire, the good wife, which is right here on cbs, earned nods for best tv drama as well as best actress. the awards will be presented september 18. >>> no greater threat than today. >> the midnight showing of "harry potter and the deathly hallows, part 2" is sold out. kids who grew up with harry, their parents have become fans. liam mayclem from "eye on the bay" says it was good. >>> she turned a debilitating disorder into a passion for helping others. sharon chin says this week's jefferson award hasn't let panic attacks keep her from reaching out. >> reporter: former celebrity photographer and artist eve lynne robinson was diagnosed with agoraphobia 15 years ago. anxiety and fear of panic attacks cut her off from the rest of the world. >> i was house-bound. i didn't know why i couldn't leave my house. >> reporter: she discovered othe

and why much period is the perfect time to visit mildred's capital you can stroll along the rivers late at night enjoying each one's in the buildings reflecting in the canals on the it's always wonderful to something much cooler about the city. to discuss the magic of simply describe the trees the streets. less eleven to me you can eat you know your originally from kid off where you've been living here for three years yeah exactly that you must see a huge difference in the city between the summer and the winds of the present sadly injuries cities like you know everybody's been everybody is on the look at their own shores and now is how much it's recommends that is really shining everybody's smiling trying to smile. yes that's it i think one of the main symbols of the summer all the canals and waterways in the river behind us they really you know make the city come alive yells price and what it's really what what makes sense to just very special place because it's right that is us and our friends i have also read this corner then your heart here as for the buffalo like on the one hand it

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mildred resigned after the news broke. her son, she had worked for the family for years. after 25 years, the marriage is apparently finish. the divorce is not really a surprise, it was recently revealed that almost was a neighbor is already paying his estranged wife a lot of child support and doing it willingly. murray is asking for joint custody of the couple's two young sons ages 13 and 17. they have two other older children. >> california residents are getting a break at the cash register. starting today the statewide sales tax will go down about 1%. and expiring sales tax from 2009 is the reason. and saving a penny on every dollar spent adds up. >> with the 1 percent tax and dropped the key in friday, the state tax range will be 7.25% to 9.7% saving a penny may not seem like a lot but it can add up. the average price for a cup of coffee at starbucks will run you about $3 for a saving of 35. go three times per year, that is a savings of $468. now take a flat screen hdtv, if it costs $600, you will save $6 today that you

. >> we met mildred rodriguez at new york's rikers island jail.he represents a rising tide of women who find themselves on the wrong side of jailhouse bars. >> i'm using heroin, i use crack, i'm not going to lie. this is what brings you back here. >> what do you expect the city to do? >> i expect the city to stop re-arresting me. that's what i expect. i'm angry. >> the women are more emotional than men. a lot of them may be going through psychological trauma. they're separated from their families, their children. >> every week i'm here. i'm not saying this is good because it's not good to say hey, i come to rikers island every week. it's bad. it's terrible. my record is about this thick. it's all with misdemeanors. i have over 35 misdemeanors. i want them to say, we are going to give you a year's program and that's it. don't give me 30 days or 10 days, because it's not helping me. >> this young lady back here, she's telling y'all she needs help. they're throwing her in and out of here like nothing's going to help her and it's not. >> but they can'

couldn't ignore his bombshell earlier that he fathered a son with the couple's former housekeeper mildred baena seen here in pictures from tmz. before the announcement shriver left the mansion saying they had separated. despite his actions schwarzenegger said he valued shriver's love. >> i want to thank her so much for being the greatest wife and the most spectacular partner. i am moved. >> reporter: whatever his future it appears the former governor will have to continue without that support. for "good morning america," dan kloeffler, abc news, new york. >>> and finally, an unusual visitor to a utah neighborhood. a young moose playing a game of hide-and-seek in a salt lake city suburb on friday. police and wildlife officers were called in just in case the moose became aggressive but all the animal did was roam around some backyards, a playground and to a golf course before heading to the wild or perhaps coming this way. >> on the golf course. >> no one was hurt, though. >> nobody hurt. >>> now it is time for the weather. with jackie meretsky. hey, jackie. >> hey, guys, not many moose sig

but 81-year-old mildred hawkins says it shouldn't be on their backs. >> i worked years and years to savehat do i have to look forward to now? >> reporter: that's because cuts to social and medicare are on the table. 20 million americans rely on those benefits to survive. without it many say they would be out on the street. >> i wouldn't be able to function, but i hate that that day is staring us in the face. >> reporter: what do you think of all the back and forth bickering? >> i think i would like to see all of them have to trade places with us. and let them try and live on what we don't have and what they're trying to even cut more of. >> the aarp is putting pressure on congress with an aggressive petition campaign. >> you cannot cut these programs for people who have worked all of their lives and earned them. ♪ >> reporter: when the autumn leaves start to fall, seniors typically come out strong to vote and they will remember. >> 4rhouse leader, speaker john boehner on capitol hill speaking out. let's listen. >> this is a reasonable and responsible approach that will end this crisis an

elizabeth mcgovern, and kate winslet "mildred pierce." >> the nominees for lead actor in a miniseriesamazing race," jeff probst, "survivor," and ryan seacrest, "american idol." >> here's the nominees for outstanding reality/competition program -- "the amazing race," "american idol," "dancing with the stars," "project runway," "so you think you can dance" and "top chef." >> the nominees for variety music or comedy series are -- "the colbert report," "conan," "the daily show with jon stewart," "saturday night live," "real time with bill maher" and "late night with jimmy fallon." >>> nominees for lead actress in a comedy series are -- edie falco, "nurse jackie," tina fey, "30 rock," laura linney "the big c," melissa mccarthy, "mike & molly." >> yikes. >> martha plimpton, "raising hope" and amy poehler, "parks and recreation." [ applause ] >> okay. keep it together. the nominees for lead actor in a comedy series are, alec baldwin, "30 rock," louis c.k., "louie," steve carell, "the office," " johnny galecki, "the big bang therapy," matt leblanc "episodes," and jim parsons, "the big bang th

mildred pierce is leading the pack. "modern family," the most nominated sit com with 17 n nominations. the prime time emmy awards is november 15th hosted by jane lynch of the show "glee" and got to mention that also nominated with "american idol." >> yep. >> "so you think you can dance." >> yep. >> on our air on channel 2 and also actors edress alba and laurence fishburne, a lot of good people nominated for prime time emmies this year. >>> this is exciting. you have to see this. a kayaker takes on a shark with his bare hands. the reason he would not let go. >>> also some san francisco workers are demanding the city change the law that gives many of them health care benefits through their work for the first time. >>> good morning. a very serious injury accident at the corner of octavia near hays. the fire department is on the scene right now and it does look like there are very serious injuries, big rig hit a pedestrian, we will tell you more on the other side of this break. >>> right now we have developing news here in

mildred pierce leads the pack. it picked up 21 nominations. the 1960s american drama madmen got 19 nominations. modern family the most nominated sitcom with 17 of them. some other mentions include boardwalk empire, saturday night live, and glee, american idol and so you think you can dance those shows which aired right here on ktvu channel 2. the prime time shows will be shown september 18 at the nokia in los angeles. >>> not as many people are lighting up in california. new state figures show the smoking rate has reach an all time low. last year 11.9% of adults in california smoked. that's down from 13.1% in 2009. and the rate is down dramatically from 1988 when cigarettes were first taxed in california back then the rate was 25.6% for men and 20% for women. >> wow. >>> let's quickly go to sal. get the latest on the roads, sal. >> reporter: we're looking at just a bunch of different things. i want to show you that interstate 280 is going to be slow this morning. people avoiding 87 are going to other freeways. there's also been a crash on 280.

. >> no outstanding mini series or movie, the nominees are cinema, the kennedys, mildred pierce, the and too big to fail. >> the nomnys for lead actress in a mine any series or movie are henson, taken from me, the difference an any rubin story. diane lane, jean marsh, upstairs downstairs masterpiece, elizabeth mcgovern, masterpiece. and kate winslet, mildred pierce. >> the nominees for lead actor in a mini series or movie are alba, luther. lawrence fishburne, william hurt, too big to fail. greg kinnear, the kennedys. barry pepper, the kennedys. and edgar ramirez, carlos. >> the nomnys for outstanding host for a reality or reality competition program are tom bergeron respect dancing with the stars, cat deally, so you think you can dance, phil cogan, amazing race, jeff proebs, survivor, and ryan seacrest, "american idol." >> here are this year's nomnys for reality competition program. the amazing race, "american idol," danci"dancing with the s" project run way, so you think you can dance, and top chef. >> the nomnys for variety music or comedy series are the company bert report, conan,

. >> mildred, how would these proposed cuts or if you don't get the social security, what does it meanld be suffering with the h, and h. homeless and hungry. play with the parks, not social security. i worked years and years to save money to live off of when i become a senior. what do i have to look forward to now. >> reporter: ernie, you have been campaigning for these seniors and what are you doing to fight? >> we have a national campaign called to protect seniors, and our message is don't cut social security or medicare as part of any deal. aarp members worked their entire lives to earn these benefits. we are asking our members, and all the public, to let their congressman know to not make deals that cut social security and medicare. >> thank you so much. they have a petition, and a lot of signatures, and people are signing to make sure the representatives in washington are listening, but that's the big question, suzanne. >> it's excellent when you hear, you know, how this is going to impact folks and the kinds of feelings and emotions that they have about this, and clearly it's bey

and anderson, a miniseries mildred pease snagged the most emmy nominations snagging 21. will be announced september 18th. as a "true blood" fan i'm outraged. >> pearce was great. >> no "true blood" nominations. >> i'm still waiting for them to kill off live characters on "true blood". anyway, a pet peeve. >> your up not a fan. >> i like "true blood" a lot. i just think it's time to kill off some characters. time now for the youtube video that's gone viral. this may be the cutest n narcoleptic ever caught on tape. take a look. >> i love how happy she is every time she opens her eyes. then boom she's out again. she can't sort of hold up her little head. a million people have watched her on youtube so far. >> that is so very, very cute, anderson. but i do believe i can better that. oh, oh. >> i will see your sleepy smiley baby and i will raise you another smiley baby. ryan lick, check him out. he is in fact one of our own. part of the 360 familiar licht yes, indeed. he is the son of line producer jenny blank colick. that is indeed as you guessed it a blackberry in front of

mildred pierce and pilars. nominees for lead actress. miniseries or a movie are -- >> the nominees for outstanding host for a reality or reality competition program are -- >>> here are this year's nominees for reality competition program. >> the nominees for variety music or comedy series are. >> the nominees for lead actress in a comedy series are. >> oh, my god! yikes! oh! >> okay. keep it together. wow. the nominees for lead actor in a comedy series are. >> melissa, let's complete the emmy announcement by bringing back john to announce the final category. >> wow! >> hello again! the nominations in the comedy series category are. melissa, the academy congratulates on your nomination and joshua, thank you for helping us complete this. >> my pleasure. >> tune into the fox network on sunday, september 18 nfor the live telecast for the 63rd emmys and find out who will take home the emmys. have a great day, everybody. yea! >> there you have it, ali and kiran. i'm sure a gazillion of your favorite shows were called, right? it was so cute. yo