milf island is on. hey... (milf island host) 20 milfs, 50 eighth-grade boys, no rules. and tonight, one winner. welcome to milf island. [cheering] this show is the worst. didn't one of thos milfs die during production? she had too much champagne, and a monkey knocked her into some quicksand. it could happen anywhere. [door opens] (ken) miss lemon, we might have a problem. i went through the paper looking for that article on speed dating that you asked about... uh, buh duh jee jee je... when i came across this. who...did...this? who did what? this is from today's page 6 gossip column. "which tgs with tracy jordan staffer "called corporate honcho jack donaghy "a class 'a' moron? "donaghy is up for the g.e. chairmanship, "but one employee has misgivings, adding, 'that guy can eat my poo.'" uh-oh. who said this? (all) not me. not me. it wasn't me. i wasn't even working that day. liz...mr. donaghy would like to see you in his office immediately. well, it better not be about that quote

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