i know. >> stephanie miller. >> stephanie miller. >> it is the "the stephanie miller show," welcome to on your show. i'm so excited for you. >> thank you. couple two, three things, like they say in chicago. >> that's right. >> i feel so in -- i completely understand when your brother used to tackle you and yell and then tackle you, i can ga i thighs. my brothers used to put me on top of the refrigerator when they were babysitting me because i couldn't get done. >> i think my brother once put me in the oven during a game of hide and seek when i was small. >> oh. >> well, he didn't turn it on. >> cruel brother. with as ugly as you were. >> my dad might have won the election. >> maria, have your brothers apologized? >> oh, they're terrified of me now, it worked out well. i studied kung fu for a bunch of years. >> you know no one can top me, my mother did hang me and dug a grave for me and shoot me with his bb gun. >> he always gave me a head start. those are the words i remember in my childhood "stephy, run." and i was hear the pumping of the bb gun, the pump action. >> republicans always

far ♪ ♪ stephanie miller video store ♪ ♪ stephanie miller video store ♪ ♪ stephanie miller video storeke and raleigh. next year send us free stuff. yay. >> we sure can't afford stuff like that. >> it's this radio. they asked if our people would do something, we're like we don't have people, we're radio this is the people. >> we're it. >> we have to introduce surly rebecca, she's the surly associate producer, screener she's out there taking your calls. i actually literally this is the favorite part of my show is not when i'm talking but when i go to the bathroom and hear rebecca screen calls. she said friday, yeah, you know what, i know you feel like you worked on that. jessica from maine got through so you know it must be good. hi jessica. >> hi, steph yes you're an official volunteer. my week can't get any better. you're on monday morning so i don't have to restrict myself to only listening to the show when i'm in my pickup truck. >> awesome. >> and i even have a ticket to see the president on friday. >> oh, my god. >> you saw the president -- this coming friday. >> this coming friday

"the stephanie miller show."feel good ♪ ♪ all right now ♪ ♪ time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: we're new to this whole tv thing. we both forgot to pee. >> when do you pee? >> stephanie: i don't know. first time three people pee on television. i told you to go before we left for television. >> stephanie, you have to pay extra for those channels! >> ptv. >> stephanie: i wonder if my foot fetish club is back? unsexy? >> maybe they were sexy in 2001. >> stephanie: i'm on my way to spinning class. >> you are the only ones wearing uggs to spinning class. >> you take them off then put your clip shoes on. >> i was going to say. boots flying off. making people mad. that's why they call it spinning. the whole room is spinning. spinning birds flying around your head. >> stephanie: like a disney film. i read lindsay lohan fell off her spinning bike. you're clipped in. that takes some doing. you have to give it to her. >> maybe she doesn't wear clip shoes either. >> well, stephanie doesn't -- never mind. >> stephanie: former v

stephanie miller. ♪ >> it is the "stephanie miller show." why do you send me these studies.ng is good for you. >> depends what you are eating too. that consumption is based on like -- >> the amount of cocoa in it. >> if you are eating 70%, it will have a better effect on your physical -- dark chocolate is eating milk chocolate. >> there you are being a chocolate racist again. >> they they call you a hippo-crate? >> yes, a box of a box of horses. >> steve in wisconsin. >> hi, i wanted to call and congratulate you on your show. >> thank you. >> i'm actually a new fan. i haven't seen you before. >> that's because you were on radio and you don't see radio. >> usually i'm an acquired taste. >> i'm calling about the trayvon thing. >> mm-hmm. >> one of the things i think that's absolutely disgusting is as they get further into this it gets more and more dark. the police chief shouldn't be on leave -- >> yeah. >> it's known as a sake. >> -- vacation. >> a paid vacation. >> donna in texas on geraldo. >> i wanted to say if geraldo is worried about perceptions of those hoodies. maybe h

"the stephanie miller show" here. >> stephanie miller. >> i don't like her. >> it is "the stephanie miller-12 toll-free from everyone, kathleen madigan comedian extraordinaire is with us. 1(800)steph-12 is the number toll-free from anywhere. we were talking about the trayvon martin case. it's amazing he hasn't been arrested. the news came out, police surface tape shows his story is falling apart. no visible injuries, no grass stains on his back. >> at least for the sake of calming things down i would think -- i'm always suspect of any authority. >> wow. >> you are the foremost feel impersonator. >> for a year my brother and i talked to each other like that. to the point it got down to noises. hmm, huh-uh. >> michael and i had weird voices that we did as kids. >> they would even fake something. go get him and say we're bringing him in for questioning today. at least to give the appearance of -- they're not even giving the appearance of, hey, sorry, man, that's the rule. that's what happened. >> take away his gun for a little while? >> yeah, for a second. yeah, and it came -- >> where there'

dennis miller. farrakhan and hawaii 5-0. miller got killed in that show. you stay tuned for that report. ♪ dave, i've downloaded a virus. yeah. ♪ dave, where are we on the new laptop? it's so slow! i'm calling dave. [ telephone rings ] [ sighs ] i need a new i.t. guy. [ male announcer ] in a small business, technology is all you. staples easy tech experts are here to help. you must be... ...dave. [ male announcer ] with everything from new computers, to set-ups, to tune-ups. stapes. that was easy. to set-ups, to tune-ups. some constipation medications can take control of you. break free. with miralax. it's clinically proven to relieve constipation and soften stool with no harsh side effects. just gentle predictable relief. miralax. >> bill: culture warrior segment tonight. new study published by the national academy of sciences finds that wealthy americans are more likely to behave unethically than the regular folks are. wow. here now the warriors gretchen carlson and margaret hoover. how do they come to that conclusion, hoover. >> they conducted seven tes

dennis miller. farrakhan and hawaii 5-0. miller got killed in that show. we hope you stay tuned for that report. >> bill: culture warrior segment tonight. new study published by the national academy of sciences finds that wealthy americans are more likely to behave unethically than the regular folks are. wow. here now the warriors gretchen carlson and margaret hoover. how do they come to that conclusion, hoover. >> they conducted seven tests in the middle of san francisco. i'm sure that the locality has nothing to do with this. they took drivers in fancy cars and found the drivers in the fancy cars and the expensive flashy shiny cars were four times more likely to cut off other drivers. they found that they were three times more likely to cut off pedestrians. then they did a test in an office with candy that they specifically told people this candy is reserved for children. the wealthy higher socioeconomic class was two times more likely to take the candy that was for the kids. >> did they have a hidden camera? >> i don't think it was hidden. no, it wasn't

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miller for your thoughtful testimony. general allen, thank you for your traordinary service, you and your family. thank you also for one of the most compelling statements i've heard here which reflects sincerely your profound appreciation and dedication to the men and women you lead. thank you very much. i'm going to oversimplify i think what your operational challenges are but they seem to be two. one is to be able to embed nato advisers with afghani forces as they take the lead. and seconds, be able to operate 24/7, in fact, be able to particularly operate in the evenings and night when we have tactical and technical advantages. both of those issues have been shaken by incidents and some of the discussions the last few weeks. with respect to the night raids. there has been some discussion of authorizing raids through afghani judicial procedures and warrants and which to me would seriously impede your ability, nato's ability and the afghan military force ability to operate. is that something that's being seriously consid

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miller is next. >> bill: thanks for staying with us, i'm bill o'reilly in the miller time segment tonightg congratulations to our pal dennis who signed a long term deal with the dial global network to continue his nationally syndicated radio program. thus, miller becomes even richer. the sage of southern california joins us now from santa barbara. way to go, miller, what's my cut in this. >> same split as i'm getting on the dead lincoln book, billy. >> bill: that means i'm not getting anything, miller, nothing. [ laughter ] >> no, everybody -- >> bill: you had nothing to do with killing lincoln. i made you. shouldn't there be a fruit basket coming back at me or something? >> all right. i will throw you a naner back there. >> bill: president obama's poll numbers falling in the cbs poll. not so much in the fox news poll. you say? >> i say i'm shocked he has any approval rating. you know why? because this is crap what's going on. crap right now. everybody knows it's crap. they will tell you 83 is the new 46. the unemployment rate is good. they will tell you bush was a moron and this guy's go

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>> miller knows about money. he's made enough of it. his little coin shop in downtown helena, montana has done more than $325 million in business since it opened 45 years ago. this is his son, dave. >> seriously, when they get any money their first thought is who can we bless? who can we give this money to? i say that out of every $1,000 my dad gives $999 of it away without even thinking. >> over the years, miller has given away millions of dollars to charities all over the world, especially to the people of helena. he knows that some have taken advantage of his and his wife's generosity but says they would rather err on the side of love. >> god doesn't ask you about your ability or your inability. he asks you about your availability, and we happened to be available at a time when people were wanting to start a shelter. >> they called it god's love, and as homeless shelters go this one stands apart. >> unconditional love- you know, everybody talks about that, but what that means to us is that before they ever walk in the door the first

miller, please read item number one. clerk miller: item number one, the planning code automobiles sale or rental. supervisor mar: we do not have supervisor elsbernd. >> this is by conditional use authorization only. there are on this map about 12 areas in the city encompassing 28 properties that are currently zoned ncs, and they are throughout the city, and you can see them in that red part. approval of this legislation was recommended, and they found that the typical physical layout of the property is zoned -- properties zoned nc-2 would be compatible. however, not every one of these is compatible for automobile rental, and that is why you have this before you in the ordinance today, said the commission can review each proposal on a case-by-case basis and make sure it is compatible and appropriate for the community. that includes the presentation, unless there are any questions. supervisor mar: any questions? seeing none, let's open this up to public comment. we have a few cards. if there is anyone else who would like t

coors lite and miller lite, we're bringing out alum newt pints keep the freshness in, and for millerlight, a can which allows you to make the beer come out of the can some more moogtly. >> susie: aren't those something easily copied by competitors? >> they can be copied, but it department matter, because you're bringing value to the consumer, and the consumer recognizes that, and they're willing to pay for it. >> it's a much better way -- >> susie: and the emerging markets like china and india and other places? what kind of growth due expect there? >> well, we focus where we can make a big difference. china is the biggest beer market in the world. india is the fastest growing. russia is a very big beer market. ukraine is the second biggest beer market in eastern europe. we're not going to put a lot of money behind breweries or capital in. but we'll put a lot of money behind branding. >> susie: and to what extent does bad news and good news about jobs and gasoline prices impact business? >> it does impact. our core consumer, when you narrow is down, is a legal age drinking male to 29

miller? >> chairman mckeon, ranking member smith, members of the committee, thank you for inviting me to testify today. i'm very pleased and honored to be here with outstanding commander, general john allen. i ask that my full remarks be enters into the record and i would like to summarize them. >> without objection, so ordered. could you pull the mike a little bit closer, please? >> mr. chairman, the united states' objectives in afghanistan remain to deny safe halve tonight al qaeda and to deny the taliban the ability to overthrow the afghan government. this administration is committed to meeting these core objectives. while we have faced serious challenges, our strategy is succeeding. our counterterrorism efforts against al qaeda have been successful. the job is not finished, there is no doubt that we have severely degraded al qaeda's capacity. as a result of this surge launched in 2009, we have broken and reversed taliban momentum in afghanistan. in the afghan national security forces are

, who cut out the filler ♪ ♪ and made a beer worthy of song ♪ ♪ to miller 64 ♪ to miller 64 ♪ to lovecheers ♪ ♪ to miller 64 ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> is it okay to call a woman th

, who cut out the filler ♪ ♪ and made a beer worthy of song ♪ ♪ to miller 64 ♪ to miller 64 ♪ to lovecheers ♪ ♪ to miller 64 [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. food shopping! food shopping it's kind of a pain in the ass. did you know there's a way to make it much, much worse? samantha bee has more. >> the israeli-palestinian conflict has raged for decades with countless casualties on both sides. but perhaps there's one victim of this war that may be the most tragic of all, the park slope food coop in brooklyn, new york. >> a food fight at a legal co-op. >> the food ban is meant to punish israel. >> the battle lines in cooperative grocery store have been drawn. >> we would like to boycott israeli goods. we believe the food we sell, eat and buy should not come at the expense of palestinian human rights. >> so palestinians are to determine their own fate they are going to look directly to the park slope food co-op. >> not just this one but it has a role. >> another group has risen up to fight the removal of the these five israeli products from the shelves. >> we formed a group c

make a weekend out of it and miller and i will not let you down. the un22 show in indianapolis and the june 23 show in chicago going great. details on all the bolder fresher shows available on bill o'reilly .com. youtube banning madonna for some folks. how could that happen? >> bill: back of the book segment tonight. did you see that. we begin with an interesting expose. a host of a tv show in denmark uncovered a pattern of behavior by president obama. while hosting overseas dignitaries there is a recurrent theme. >> that is fairly typical of the way that danes have crunched above the waist in international affairs. i said this before but i want to repeat nor way punches above its waist. we have no stronger ally than the netherlands. they consistently punk above their waist. >> ireland punches above its waist. >> the philippines is not the largest of countries in using a phrase from boxing punches above its waist. >> bill: that danish guy put it all together, right? >> detektor is the name of the show. thomas buck anderson. he is from denmark. i'm

miller's contract. we're looking at full budgets and everything else with it. but we are not going to look to extend any extra money than what has already been allocated. we do need him, it is good to have his services available. the sfpuc has asked to bar him, so out of cooperation, we have authorized that. commissioner campos: why don't we open it up for public comment? any member of the public that would like to speak on this item? public comment is closed. motion by commissioner avalos, seconded by commissioner schmeltzer. without objection. thank you. call item eight? >> public comment. the members of the public may address us for informations within the jurisdiction and are not on today's's agenda. commissioner campos: any member of the public that would like to speak on any item not on the agenda, please come forward. three minutes. >> eric brooks, san francisco green party and our city. commissioner olague, the other commissioners will have heard this a couple of times already. i want to say in public for your benefit. another issue that organizers and

, who cut out the filler ♪ ♪ and made a beer worthy of song ♪ ♪ to miller 64 ♪ to miller 64 ♪ to lovecheers ♪ ♪ to miller 64 ( cheers and applause ) welcome back. my guest tonight an nba legend. now an analyst for tnt's inside the nba. currently the journey to comfort campaign. for real. please welcome shaquille o'neal. ( cheers and applause ) can i tell you something? >> yes, tell me. >> jon: that was exhilarating. now i know how my son feels. i do that to him and he tries to do that to me. i think like, oh. i feel young again. is this now... did that tire you out at all? i feel like this is not enough refreshment for you. how big is your mug at home? >> it's actually about that high. about that thick. >> jon: this is more like the thing you rinse your mouth out with after brushing your teeth. >> this would be like a shot glass. even though i don't drink... in public. more like a shot glass. >> jon: i can barely lift mine. you can see there's differences. how are you doing, by the way? is it hard for you right now? you look still like.... >> actually, i'm living fabulous. i'm comfort

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we asked miller to look into it and you found out?ten, ball on chain, ball on chain, cat fight in prison. that's a civil daning film from the mid 1970s, i have seen that at the drive. in i'm all over it if they can get them out of the burqas and we could get a little hohoboil in there. that would be sent lating. >> bill: what are are the ladies and what is the contention? >> well, listen, all i -- to me, the interesting dame is the third dame. the old man, he is he dead. you have got these two. they are in cellblock g fighting each other out on the yard during exercise. where is the third chick? that's who i want to know. she is the cool one. >> bill: so the mail just for the record is reporting that two of bin laden's wives, they are in pakistani prison they had to be pulled apart by guards because they were brawling. there you go. >> nothing funnier to me than the jaws of life having to be used on two dames who don't believe in the efficacy of life. >> bill: there you go. that's called karma. ben and jerry at it again. not owned any

forget it. >> bill: dennis miller. >> billy,. >> bill: dennis miller there is he. d man and i will see you in indianapolis on june 22nd, chicago the next day. saturday, june 23rd for the bolder fresh are tour. i will see you tampa florida this coming sunday night talking about the presidential election. in addition tell you about wounded warrior auction. high bid for this stunning and historically significant poster signed by all five living presidents only document we know about, $75,000. however, if you donate $25 or more to the wounded warrior foundation you get a facsimile of the document suitable for framing and of course you help out the warriors themselves. we hope you go to bill o'reilly.com where we have links to the project and bolder fresher tours. on deck, dick morris another political prediction this evening. does that mean another dinner for what makes the sleep number store different? the slp number bed. the magic of this bed is that you're sleeping on something that conforms to your individual shape. wow! that feels really good. it's hugging my body

, who cut out the filler ♪ ♪ and made a beer worthy of song ♪ ♪ to miller 64 ♪ to miller 64 ♪ to lovecheers ♪ ♪ to miller 64 ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight pakistan journalist, a bestseller author whose new book is called "pakistan on the bring, the future of america, pakistan and afghanistan." please welcome to the show, ahmed rashid. ( applause ) first of all, let me tell you it's an honor to have you on the program. you're a wonderful journalist and writer and a good man and it's nice to see you. the book is called "pakistan on the brifng, the future of america, pakistan, and afghanistan." i must, first of all, say i'm so pleased that you think there might be a future. ( laughter ). what is your sense of that-- of that tortured relationship now? is it repairable? are weo we all going to go into our separate corners? >> no, it is repairable, simply because the u.s. needs pakistan for its withdrawal from afghanistan. pakistan has to help the u.s. strike eye deal with the taliban, karachi port is the main port of exit for u.s. vehicles and containers an