i'm minerva dwight. illya kuryakin. you new left or old left? oh, i favor the moderately conservative left, slightly to the right of rasputin. who decided on the demonstration? that was gregory's idea. -regory? -regory haymish, our off-campus agitator. every group has one, you know. tion. i see. may i? thank you. don't mention it. go home, u.n.c.l.e.! go home! beautiful. beautiful. greg, illya 's just joined the group. welcome. l right, group, i wanna hear rebellion! down with u.n.c.l.e.! what's the matter? i don't want daddy to see me. daddy? this is dean dwight. may i have your attention, please? quiet, everybody. this demonstration is in violation of university rules. please disperse immediately. go home! unless you disperse immediately, i shall order the campus police to take appropriate measures. boo! this is your last chance. unless you disperse immediately, you will all be arrested. come on, what are you waiting for? all right, officers, do your duty. you're not supposed to cooperate. not even a little? absolutely not. police brutality! h

dwight? well, it just dawned on me. since we're friends with u.n.c.l.e., who do we demonstrate against next? oh, now really, minerva, please. don't worry, timothy. so long as there are students, there'll be protests. ?? >> narrator: here's adventure! ?? here's romance! here's o. henry's famous robin hood of the old west, "the cisco kid"! ?? >> hey, cisco, you just come back in time. this chicken was getting cold without no clothes on. >> you're not ready anyway. what you need is a good bed of hot coals.