>> you mean minner piment owe cheese sandwiches? >> yeah, those are four words that you turn into like two and a half. >> in addition, i'm going to tell you how i got my man. >> i'm going to make him grim like a possum eating sweet taters. >> if you cheat on me, i'm going to jerk you bald. >> it doesn't really sound like a threat at first. >> last but not least, the southern women's version of direction. >> you want to turn right right there and keep on going. after you go around dead man's curve, if you make it, you're going to pass big beaver road, beaver creek road and beaver damn and get down to the bridge near happy hollow and take a left. >> sounds like everything is way far away. >> juan eatia's place is way at the end of the road. you can't miss it, honey. she ain't got a stitch of grass. >> pug versus pug. hello. >>> this is duncan. he is a boxer but he's not getting in the ring, he's getting into some fun but he only has two legs. duncan was born with four legs, but his back two legs were deformed. they say they were like