he will be the former senator from minnesoter very shortly. >> it's not minnesoter, it's minnesota. >> minnesota. >> not soter. >> look who's giving me diction lessons. >> when i think of the dean martin roasts, i think of feeling like i'm suddenly opening a door, and being invited into a very select circle. >> occasionally they do long shots where you get to see everybody on both sides of the dais, and it's like a last supper of entertainment. i mean, it is ridiculous. >> it made it look like it was the coolest club to be part of. >> it's always a pleasure to see lovely phyllis diller. over there, look at that face. so, phyllis, were there any survivors? >> grab a seat on the dais for the hottest, most hilarious party in town. introducing the dean martin celebrity roasts from starvista entertainment and time life. when dean called, the biggest stars in hollywood put on their tuxedos, caught the next flight to vegas, and left their egos at home. >> dean, i like you to know that i cancelled a proctologist appointment to be here tonight. and i think i made a mistake. >> use the cigar, y