i can't believe daddy actually bought a minor league baseball team. i love coming to the ballpark. , son. it's where you bring all your trash and you leave it for someone else to deal with. here, help me get this christmas tree out of the back. [snapping, cracking] meg's estrogen supplements? [deep voice] i'll take that. thank you. so, what do you think of your first tailgate, stewie? it's so great. dad gave me a sip of beer. i'm gonna mention that to my teacher, and it's gonna be a big problem. -[thuds] -oh, there's bonnie. we always have so much fun at these things. hey, bonnie, who's on first? who, the person's name or the pronoun? ha! and it goes on like this. hey, joe, how's it going? sorry, peter, no time to talk. -it's my day to shine. -what? [chuckles] yeah. handicapped person at the ballpark-- ramps, private escort, meet the team. [crew] is there a joe swanson? -[grunts] -right here! meet me at that sad balcony! [♪ organ playing "charge"] well, here it is. what do you think? wow, daddy, it's beautiful! yeah, it's really great up here. there's free food, a bar, and you can d