from "rookie blue," missy peregrym. from steel magnolia, with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live and now, everybody's ready, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thanks, everybody. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being so present. [ cheers and applause ] i know a lot of you are visiting here from out of town. what a great weekend it was. the weather, it was beautiful, right, here in l.a. [ applause ] friday night after work, i changed into a no fear tank top and dolphin shorts and i did not take them off till 8:00 this morning. that's how good -- it's great when the weather's nice. it's important not to forget the sun is a cancer-filled devil orb and it will not rest until it kills us. most doctors are now saying children should be kept in the basement in front a playstation 3 for the duration of the summer. so please be careful. you know, we're very lucky to have such good weather. there was majored thering in rockland, county, new yo