mister. i reckon it could use a... coat of paint. well, what are we waitin' for? ( hoedown music playing ) ♪ gonna paint our wagon ♪ gonna paint it good ♪ we ain't braggin' ♪ we're gonna coat that wood ♪ they're gonna paint that wagon ♪ ♪ they're gonna paint it good ♪ they ain't braggin' ♪ ♪ they're gonna coat that wood ♪ ( short scream ) they're singing! they're singing, marge! why aren't they killing each other? yeah, their guns are right there. wait, wait, wait... here comes lee marvin. thank god. he's always drunk and violent. eh, what the hell is going on in my town? we're just paintin' this wagon. you got a problem with that? as a matter of fact, i do. ya missed a spot. well, grab a brush and join in. ( hoedown music starts again ) ♪ gonna paint your wagon ♪ gonna paint it fine ♪ gonna use oil-based paint ♪ 'cause the wood is pine ♪ ponderosa pine ♪ ooh-ooh. ( music continues ) hmm. who knew that lee marvin could do such marvelous splits? he's dreamy. oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing? i though

it's me, mister delete. hello? where are you? good job, inez! inez: we're inez and jackie.e you? digit: you dice and slice. i'll peel and puree the seaweed. it makes a great dressing! hacker: ah, nothing like a hot cup of cocoa to warm up the circuitry. cybersalad? uh, yeah, i want a fruit salad! yes! to go! chairman delicacy: weatherflash! big blizzard due to hit at 9:43! you must finish your salads by then or be snowed in forever! cybersalads? make it snappy! matt: snowed in by 9:43? it's already 9:27! and i still need to frappe the puree! how much time do i have? we know what time it is now, and we know what time we have to finish by. i'll just count the minutes in between. 9:27... 9:28... oh, man, i can't count the minutes with these mittens on and it's too cold to take them off! digit: there's gotta be another way to figure out the time! matt: of course! i don't have to count each minute i just need to know the difference between the time when i start and the time when i stop. i can subtract! subtract what from what? i gotta know now! sorry. matt: well, since 9:43 is l

nazareth, i was feelin' about half past dead ♪ ♪ trying to find some place where i can lay my head ♪ ♪ "misterhook my hand, ♪ ♪ and "no", was all he said ♪ take a load off, fannie, take a load for free ♪ ♪ take a load off, fannie, ♪ and (and) (and) you can put the load right on me ♪ ♪ i picked up my bag, i went lookin' for a place to hide ♪ ♪ when i saw carmen and the devil ♪ ♪ standin' side by side ♪ i said, "hey, carmen, come on, let's go downtown" ♪ ♪ she said, "i gotta go, ♪ but my friend can stick around" ♪ ♪ take a load off, fannie, take a load for free ♪ ♪ take a load off, fannie, ♪ and (and) (and) you can put the load right on me ♪ [instrumental music] ♪ go down, miss moses, ♪ there ain't nothin' you can say ♪ ♪ you know it's my friend luke, ♪ ♪ and he's waitin' on the judgement day ♪ ♪ "well, tell me, luke, my friend, ♪ ♪ what about young anna lee?" ♪ he said, "do yourself a favor, boy, ♪ ♪ stick around and keep anna lee company" ♪ ♪ take a load off, fannie, take a load for free ♪ ♪ take a load off, fannie, ♪ and (and) (and) you can put the load right on me ♪ [instrumental music] ♪ cr

i'm the prime mister, i'm going to take this chae. but othe worry about this collation you have. and they worry about how much moability you haveo do the things that y may very well nt to because you had to put togethereople who might have a differt idea about israel's secuty, israel's destiny. and the way to get there. and alsoabout thelight of palestians, i think there's actually a much bigger consensus in israel which i trie to express at a speech i gave, and i s amazed at t response, amazed. >> charl: amazing in what way because of what you said. >> because i said that what we reallyeed is the peace with palestinians wouldonsist of a demitarized state that included aewish state. the respons wasverwhelming. cut ross the ght and e left, i' not talking about the extreme fringes wi never be tisfied. i think this expresses the yearningor piece and als the basic two conditions, regnition and security that raelis would call us. and isrlis are very generous people, if they believe there's a sadat on the other side, a kingussein on the other side. and i ho that we encouer such leadehi

> ordinarily for is kind of meetinghere is a lot of preparation, deputy lels, deputy ministersand misters of finance, central bank goverrs. they already me if the was any kindf substance comingo us we uld have seen that clearly signed. and right now gin what we arseeing i say there is nothing. >> but we hear that the is going to be bi changes, that the u.s. is going to agree save more. chinis going to agree to export less and europe wil agree to gw faster. i'veeen hearing this my entire career. is there anything new here? >> no, no,here is nhing new here atll that is t point. you haveeen hearing that fore. there has en no delivy on thaand there won't be again. remember on the keyiece which is can you g chi to savless and get t chain easexchange rate to appreciate which is part o the rebancing the global economy, this administrion already t china off the ho both directly with what secretary quitener and secrety of state clion have sd in chin and with what they heat emfo via-vis the chinese exchange rate is all empty rhetic at this stage. >> how are they doinin dealing with therisis? have t

. >> written's prime mister there. while the financial cris left many countries reeling, india has proved impressively brilia. although eorts were badly hi consumers cut speing to the worst of the downturn. the mood in mumbai is ueat. >> one year ago, and the apostle commercialenter for devastatioand much of it commercial business. one year lat, commercial spending is back. turnover and prospects are tter than eeryone feared. most businesse have bounced ck carrying -- bounced back. they ly on marke li diamond processing and aevered at the for month nine nse of all the world's diamonds are procesd in mumbai. one-ird of thmillion people who rked in amonds across india lost their job nternational demand is way down but the indian market is now even songer than beforthe crisis. >> [unintelligible] >> in the back oice, this man ru his own sml i.t. comny with a contrt to design softwa for a diamd company. one ye ago,he was struggling to keep his busine growing an prospects were bak. >> [unintelligible] let's rend you how pes

you're in big trouble, mister, and i mean trouble with a capital "t." what? what did i do?re's at least four of them, and they're all huge. one is bigger than the next. it's like a russ meyer movie. who's russ meyer? oh, he's this guy who made these terrible movies in the seventies with these kinds of women. he's obsessed. he's obsessed with breasts. that's hard to say. anyway, go on. um... there's not much more to tell. he was looking for waitresses. i went in to apply, and he looked me up and down, and he rejected me. paul, come here for a second. i want you to listen to this. hi. hi. woman here claims there's a restaurant on the west side that's only hiring large-breasted women. really? captioning made possible by columbia tristar domestic television captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- i've never seen this place so crowded. yeah, ever since marco took over, the food is supposed to be unbelievable. oh, thanks. was that stefania? no. which one is she? amy, you know, maybe we should eat somewhere else. there's plenty of other restaurants where

. >> in the dk, the man who was once the internional face of france, prime mister, and before that, for molester under president chirac. day domenic the villen is o trl for his political life. he fes charges of using manipulation t try to bri dow his hated rival, nicolas sarkozy. outsidthe courtroo a ste of the venomous personal battered that this case ha become. that he is on trial at all is the president's doing. >> iope that the demands of justice will be met. i a here by the will, i am here by the oession of one man, nicolas sarkozy, who is also president of the french republic. iwill emerge free and have my name cleared in the name of the fren people. >> the complex tale noknown as a cle stream affair begins in 2004. a time when both the llepin and sarkoz are set to take over from shipwreck. thatis when a list of bank of crowds and merchants that reports to ow that nicola sarzy, mentionednder his hand durg fmily name, was repient of illegal backnders from arms sale the question i what was dominie de villepin role? the algation is not allege that he made the list. t claims he learne

rose: so if the israelis come to youwhile there here in the united natio and prime mister net you says to... benjamin netanhu says to all in the room,e ss "we're prared to move forwa in this t show me that you can in a senseexercise authority within your ownommunity because whe we withdrew from gaza before s prime minister look wh haened." part of the reason wh happened in ga happened.... >>ose: you couldn't control ga. >> yeah. part of the reason why that haened-- and this is really not to absolve all sen of responsility for what happens because after all, y know what hapned in ga represents failure onhe part of the authority, there's no question about that. but part of the rson why it happened is, younow the nature, the men ntz withdrawing om gaza it happened unilatelly. it was called by the israeli government yuan laal rat sengagement. theyid it withoutengagement th us. en that happens it does not really lve the palestinian authority... it did not ave th palestinian ahority.... >> rose: it was not a negotiated procs. it was just "we're out here." >> they pretty much left and threw t

the prime mister is busyith classified activity. it doesn't say wi whom or where why. but it's almosas mysterious whethethe trip took places at might haveeeniscussed. speculation focuses on iorming russia about a attack on iran and presidenahmadinejad, the possible russian as deal to iran and sia or the disappearance the arctic sea rgo ship suspeed of carrying russian-made300 anti-aircra missileshat went missing last month. >>> and now to o weekly rounable. tonight wee going to look ahead to the major foreign policies facingpresident obama th fall. iran snaled again tis week it is pushing ahead withts clear program, and russia says it won't back iernational nctions. whatptions does that leave the president? d house speaker nancy pelosi says it is unliky that coress will support any plan to send more american troops to afghanistan, even though top military leade between do just that. we'reoined bagaric utley, president ofthe leaven instute of the state university of n york and form rp nbc news corresponde and ankher. also with us chles sennott a longtime crespondent for

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i think this strategic framework agreement that we are puring was very much the focus of prime mister maliki's visit to -- visit to washington in july. he and secateurs clinton convened a second meeting of a higher committee we've eablished joint coordination committee and a number of areas and will continue to be very much engaged on these issues. mr. airman, with those comments of our overall trends and iraq i stand ready for questions. >> thank you, ambassador. we will do sen minute rounds since we have a number of senators here to try to expedite. you mentioned in your testimony strengthen civilian effort. what do you mean by that? the largest in the see anywhere in the world. >> the embassy is indeed very large. frankly it is unsustainable in its current configuration and will need to get smaller. just on the issue of housing, we have set out for about 600 employees and have over 1,000 people who have taken a one-bedroom aparent and put shiite bloc dividers through a small living oms and made them into a two-bedroom apartments. just in terms of the physical infrastructure we are

our next guest is a comedian, a documentary filmmaker and the worst celebrity ballroom dancer since misternes i love" is available to purchase and read starting september 15. please welcome the roast master general, jeffrey ross. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. >> nice shoes, by the way. >> hey, man. dressing up for you, pal. >> elvis and liberace got together and made footwear. >> you're going to make fun of me? [ laughter >> it seems only fair. what's going won the chain and everything? did you go back to new jersey? >> i did spend a summer in new jersey, where we can take a joke better than anyone in the world. yeah? >> ever since the birds hit the plane, remember? that captain chesley sully sullenberger, remember the cockpit recording? captain, we have an open runway at teterboro runway in new jersey. um, screw that. brace for impact. [ laughter ] jersey can take a joke. >> i was watching the telethon over the weekend and how were you not on that? how is that possible? you should be on the telethon. you know jerry lewis, right? >> i do love jerry lewis. people make fun of jerry lewis a

. >> i've seen politicians disagree with each other and call each other by the name of mister, wait theird then speak. i've seen people who couldn't stand each other have manners and this does not exist. people seem to know that they were going to be on camera, they seem to be acting, you know what i mean? texting, pretending that they were falling asleep and having pieces of paper they were waving. i am not seeing this. >> john, want to get your comment on that. >> i've been on the house floor when president bush gave the speech and i do think that at the end of the day there was plenty of times where there was bad activity on both sides. i think that what congressman joe wilson did was unacceptable. he apologized immediately to the president. i think it was the right thing for him to do. i think we move on. putting my strategic hat on, the president and his team want this subject over with because they want to talk about health care. i don't think they want a continual conversation about all this stuff. i think it really gets them off their game. i think from the president's standpoint,

ability and they found someone on the plantation and would help them when it was, you know, aÑi kind mistersr one of the children were another slave who had somehow acquired the ability to write. but when you read the letters the question of authenticity, a think it just flies out the window. when you beat a mother writing her son, well, just thinking about it and tearing up. >> hello. i knew your work is ever evolving. i am just wondering, and of jumping the gun of little bit. if youre asking what i'm doing next. >> yes. >> how are you going to represent the black community. >> i will tell you. this ione time i have to say i am of and stomped. this is still so new. the book came out two weeks ago. i have kind of looked from o document to the next, and there are many of the events of the calendar. i'm happy to say that there is terest in the work. i would imagine that for the next year i'll still deal very closely with this work. and after that i have a lot of ideas, but nothing really yet. another questi here. >> thanks again. was a pleasure to be part of this great event. >> thank you, jos

people said we can'to it, mister, we don't havehe budget i said u have the budget, just do it. 've extended times on the bridge, we're deali with. i personally chaired a committee to ulog all sor of bureaucratic hurdle i checkedewage, ectricity. want to know why these projectsre not bein moved by our sidement if ther are impediments on the side that's a different matter that's whai do because i believe in this. i believehat process interrity helps peace. we used to thk that peaceill bring osperity i think it's e other wa around or at least creates the condition for the politil process to succeed. i think there's sothing diffent going in the wes bank >> charlie: you'reeginning to sound le -- >> what's ong with tt. >> charlie: that' a central idea he'articulated f a long time. here another question about the litics. how muchreedom do you have. you talk aboutaying you want a ben, you got a budget, youeed pele to do this, we're going to withdraw. i'm the prime minier, i'm going to take thishance. but hers worry about this collatn you have. and they wry about how much moveability yo

people said we can't do it, mister, we don't have the budget. i said you have the budget, just do it. we've extended times on the bridge, we're dealing with. i personally chaired a committee to unclog all sorts of bureaucratic hurdles. i checked sewage, electricity. i want to know why these projects are not being moved by our sidement if there are impediments on their side that's a different matter. that's what i do because i believe in this. i believe that process interrity helps peace. we used to think that peace will bring prosperity i think it's the other way around or at least creates the condition for the political process to succeed. i think there's something different going on in the west bank. >> charlie: you're beginning to sound like -- >> what's wrong with that. >> charlie: that's a central idea he's articulated for a long time. here another question about the politics. how much freedom do you have. you talk about saying you want a ben, you got a budget, you need people to do this, we're going to withdraw. i'm the prime minister, i'm

ayers, who was taught good manners as a child, they call each other "mister." we will do the same. mr. ayers, mr. lopez, introduced in a way by mr. music himself, mr. ludwig van beethoven. >> steve lopez: i was in downtown los angeles, and i heard beautiful music. >> safer: that day three years ago, mr. lopez, a deadline approaching, was pounding the pavement, stumped for something to write about. a few blocks from the office, by a small park where a statue of beethoven had been erected, he found mr. ayers, a homeless man, playing, not as a panhandler, but for himself, music to chase away the demons that forever stalk him. what piqued your curiosity in the first place about this homeless guy? >> lopez: desperation. sweating out another column. looked like it could work. i thought, "okay, where did this all begin? how does this guy end up on this street corner?" >> safer: mr. lopez would find that mr. ayers, now 58, was once a hugely gifted young musician accepted by juilliard, the country's preeminent music school, whose talent and future were crushed by the weight of a devastating

bring the confidenccompetence to the table that is mister.so i think you saw demonstrated their anmuch the way you see iraq has gone, where the initial entry into iraq where we made silly mistakes it at all comes to petraeus or sebody like that. easy to understand what is going on. they adapting to change that theyake our decisions to convince others to do it. that is the lesson we should take out of these crises when we see who rises to the top. were the cream is at the end. >> host: in your first chapter, the crisis of leadership, to discuss a fairly wide range of crises and corporate america, and the federal government and in the mitary. so let's start with a military. i suspect you have been asked several times as to whether there is any collaboration between you and the other general oicers who were king for the departure of secrery of defense. first question to joubert is that if such a discussion? >> guest: not at all. in fact i didn't know, i knew some of the others obvious he served at the same time, but absolutely did not, was not a

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the republican value voters have chosen the huckster over the mister and palin as their savior for 2012. i'll put all that to the panel coming up. >>> up next, our top commander in afghanistan is warning the president if he doesn't increase our forces there soon we'll lose the war? i think we ought to get out of there once and for all. i don't want us to be like the russians and lose everything. i'll ask retired army colonel and medal of honor recipient jack jacobs what would he do? doctors recommend most for joint pain. for joint pain. discover a light yogurt like no other. activia light! delicious, fat free, and above all... the only one that has bifidus regularis and is clinically proven to help regulate your digestive system. activia light. ♪ activiaaa! >>> i'm not interested in just being in afghanistan for the sake of being in afghanistan or saving face or in some way, you know, sending a message that america is here for the der ration. i think it's important that we match strategy to resources. until i'm satisfied that we have the right strategy, i'm not going to be sending some

. >> rose: iam pleased t ve prime mister fayyad back on th program. weome. >> pleasure. >> rose: i appreciate you beg here very much and you say to the president of the united stes? i think he has it right. he said two tngs in this clip and, by the way, i than you for giving me the oppornityto see what he said about us because i was in another meeting at t time, therilateral meeting was taking place. he said th negotiatio must begin, sometng which we very much need to see happen. but he also said we must give themaximum chance for success. yoknow, focusing on the requements for success, to ensure that actually those netiations would deliver. ey would lead to the deliverables that we have been looking for, wch is to end t occupation and havan independt viable palestinian state emerge alongside t state of israel. >> rose: what is t power and the lerage this president has? >> we need that pitical process for sur which the president of the united states was just talkg about. now... but in addition, we need to actually get o with it. not only iconnection w

. >> wel they ref to nber of they matics to t misters of finance wl meet in novembe they neeto get amove on. they have toinstall the crs border issues what happens when big banks fail. they have not worked on. they say they do that at the end of010. that is too slow. raise capital climateand tell us the numbe in 2012, that is an eternity. they need get a move on. i thinkhey are dragging heir feet and patting emselves too much on the back. >> repoer: a last word. >> this is a big challenge. i ean the general prinples are great but getting th specifics is going tbe very hard. in fact me commment of the g- leaders made too much fanfare sayinghey would not take protectionist action against fr trade. they we back to the home countries, immediately signed thr -- but putting in prottion measures, so hether there is going to be the desire or try to follow through onhese coitments ally is an open question. reasons eswa prasad, simon jonson, thank you. >> lehrer: the fu text of the g20 reements is on our web site newshour.pbs.org. >>lehrer: and to the analysi of shields andbrooks, syndicated c

you played mister in the color purple, of course, and sergeant murtaugh in the series of lethal weapon movies. what was your favorite role? danny: well, places in the heart will always be the role that i think is so important to me, and it's because of my relionship with my mother. my mother died in an automobile accident the very day that i found out that i was to do the role. so on the one hand, i had to receive this incredible information that would change my career, and on the other hand i had to go get on a plane to grants, new mexico, and identify my mother's body. so the juxtaposition of those two things was pretty amazing for me that day, but at the same time, very rarely does an actor have the opportunity to use his work as a way of honoring and celebrating someone that he loved, in this case, my mother. billy: and i assume you never even had a thought that one day you'd be sergeant murtaugh in lethal weapon. danny: there's not even a trace of this in my family of anyone being an actor. you know, i remember meeting mel at the venice film festival in september of 1985, and he h

ministries in his view hour of loyal or functioning so he in appointing people around him in the prime mister'sffice to be essentially what a ministerial function because he needs to get the job done and often this is a country where the ministries often deal with just providing basic services. that sort of thing. so, you hear other peoe say he needs to get thesehings. he needs to bring the these people all around him in order to gethe job done. >> but has been the impacon fortunately wa have to cutff because i have to go vote but what has been the impact of abdul's passing in the times of the power center? >> i think it is too early to tell at this point. i went down to the compoundhat day or a few days later for part of the memorial morning at period and it was quite exaordary. every senior iraqi politician was there. thousands of people gathered around this mosque area. it's hard to tell but i think thatt's looking to be a major player in e elections. they were the first to try to form a coalition. it looks le his son is going to be taking over for t time being and we have to see how they do

. >> mister moviefone, i like your honesty.o watching your big screen as he dramatically turns away. turn away. >>> a memorial service is going on right now in shanksville, pennsylvania. it is where united flight 93 crashed into a field eight years ago today. the 40 passengers and crew who died are being honored today as hero heroes. >> for me it's a celebration. it's one of the best ways i know how to honor my brother. and the other 39 passengers and crew. it's very spiritual for me. >> well, that man is honoring his big brother by going on a cross-country motorcycle ride, tracking flight 93's intended path. >>> we'll remember the victims as well and the family members and the heroes of 9/11 in the upcoming hours on this eighth anniversa anniversary.

that included former senator gary hart, john manley, the former deputy prime minister, and foreign mister of canada who headed them in the commission. i was sponsored by the government of canada two years ago, or a year ago. that looked into canada's engagement in afghanistan. and also nora owen, the former justice minister of ireland. that leadership came also was informed, as karin said, 27 long-term observers who were in afghanistan since july that were stationed in every region of the country. also, by individuals who are looking at functional areas. christine, who iexamining the afghan security forces. kristin haffert who is examing women's participation, an a third peon who is still in afghanistan now who was looking at the election administration and the mplaints process. tried to do witthe security issue in afghanistan was the most difficult challenge for our delegation, and the other observer groups that were there. we try to deal with this issue with some creativity. first, we tried to deploy in as many provinces as we could. we ended up being in 19 of the 34 provinces. which i

it is likely to be the mister, and he is at the -- so my qution is how can you predict the tractory oft? >> i know him very well. he'sn attractive politician. he's actually in previous poles -- polls he was popular. he has a definite future. if he struggles, it probably comes down to a choice. he's a important figure to begin, and will probably become more important. >> he has said no things tha have gotten attention in the u.s. and he has -- he's one of the ldj figures that talks about moving closer to asia. it's very big. i don't think people are too worrie about it. there's nothingpecific. as i said, if japan really works on strengthening, it's not necessarily bad for the u.s. that could be aood thing. people are nervous about some specific things he's said in the past, in recent past. he's called for nuclear free northeast asia which sounds good. once you get north korea to coopere. he's very specifically, he's been doing a lot of work on nuclear weapons and he's been interacting with the idealtic left. he's called for the u.s. to adopt the policy of no first use % ))clear weapons.