. - forgive me for asking, mister-- - miller. dan miller. how do you know so much about politics, mr. miller ? let's just say i work for people in business who work with people in politics. i do not understand. what was wrong with jess' speech ? nothing. the bottom line is, you can make speeches until doomsday. what you need more than anything else is money. without that you haven't got a prayer. i have a few hundred dollars available. i would give it to jess in a second. no, i'm talking big money, as in lots of zeroes. well, that's not going to happen. of course not. jess is not going to win by buying votes. i'm sure you're right. well, good luck to you. and thank you for the coffee. what does he know ? probably a lot. [ narrator ] "government of the people, by the people and for the people--" a basic principle that is the foundation for government in the united states. most citizens see the close relationship between government and the people... at the local level close to home. the mayor of a city or town represents the executive branch o

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oaks is going to provide property management as well as services and the program will stay in place mister an affiliate is a partner g h c. they will select another partner. currently 72 of the units are section 8 and the others are funded by hotel groups. st. vip sent of paul will capita lists the bond fund to keep the affordability. thus, the rent subsidy will end. under the bond financing affordability will be restricted at 50 and 60 percent of the area medium income, however, the section 8 for 72 units will be for low income seniors. as the other tractions before you it dpoo doesn't require the city to repledge the bond. we're going to submit a bond application on september at the end of the month and we're going to ask for the bond to be issued early technique year. we have representatives from g h s and st. vincent of paul. this concludes staff presentation and i'm happy to answer any questions that i have >> thank you colleagues, any questions. >> supervisor mar. >> actually it's not about this project but with all the folks here i was really placed and san verse of the hud meeting

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do you have i guess a data whether we're talking about a rate mister but who is using the resident vs. visitors >> we have a comprehensive survey of visitors now. >> thank you. and a seeing no other questions can i entertain a motion >> second. move forward and second all in favor?. opposed? hearing none it's unanimous. we're on golden gate yacht club extension of lease. >> good morning nick. the item you have before you is a 24 year extension for the golden gate yacht club for the marina yacht harbor. a little bit of background the golden gate yacht club the city entered a lease in in 92 for the nonprofit yacht club we did a first amendment inform the lease. as i'm sure you're all aware the city implemented a renovation of the yacht west harbor. as part of that renovation all the slips within the harbor were reconfigured including the slips that had been leased to the golden gate yacht club. eventually our lease with the golden gate yacht club allows 3 hundred and 59 linear space within the yacht harbor. with this reconfiguration that happened during the renovation project their slip

. >> hey, mister, look, we just turn it on. that's all we know about water. that's basically what you're saying about the people in georgia. yes, it's gotten so bad, they refuse to see each other as human. >> you know what they do down there? >> what? >> butt chug. >> what's that? >> they go out and they funnel different kind of beers in their sphincters, in their rectums. >> so in georgia beer goes in the mouth, and in tennessee beer goes in the... >> anus. >> just when it seemed darkest, a solution presented itself. so there is a road map to peace? >> there is. >> and does it or does it not lead to a hooters? >> well, that's your... i don't know. >> is there a hooters nearby? >> 30 miles. >> but if the hooters' summit were ever to become a reality, we need to start with simple gestures. the people from georgia sent a peace offering. move that up a little more. there you go. do what you people do. i can give you some privacy if you want to just chug that in private. >> i'm good. thanks. >> jon: that's so not right. )p m7ç4 >> [cheering and applause] >> wel

a key player in syria, rowhani's foreign mister zarif who returned to the u.n. today where he's known well from years as iran's u.n. ambassador. while most of the world reacted positively, israel remains skeptical. >> the iranian president used a lot of sugar-coated words. he did so deliberately in order to deceive. we don't need words from the iranians. we need actions. we need them to stop their nuclear program. >> reporter: british officials say they are cautiously optimistic that the comments could lead to something serious. france's president hollande will meet with rouhani next week in new york. that raises the stakes for whatever president obama decides to do. brian? >>> andrea mitchell at the state department tonight. thanks. >>> now to a number in the news tonight that's become a sad part of american life. one in seven americans relies on food stamps. there is an intense fight under way over how much taxpayer money should keep going to this longstanding part of what's traditionally been called the safety net. tonight the house of representatives approve

jarden is known for its mister coffee products and crock-pot slow cookers. the street likes the idea -- jarden shares closed yesterday up almost 10.5%. plans to build the trump national golf club appear to be off course for now in north carolina. this concept for the golf course appears at charlottesville tomorrow.dot com. according to the website county officials in albermarle determined donald trump's application to build the course is incompelte and not ready to process. the deadline is september 5th. trump officials did not offer a response. rosh hoshannah celebrations begin at sunset and with the jewish holiday coming early this year retailers are already wondering: what will happen with consumer spending with hanukkah falling "on" thanksgiving this year. the day is being dubbed by some: "thanksgivingukkah." reports say some retailers are worried it may weaken sales-- others are bracing for sales to spike ahead of black friday. an analyst on marketwatch.com says having "two" black friday's this year may not be out of the question. still to come: how par

. >> mister! shift, i encounter boys that are probably only nine, ten years older than my boys. it just makes me strive to be that much stronger of a father, because if i have any breath in my body, my boys would never be out on the streets doing what i see every single night. whether it means i need to cut back on overtime and working in order to be that father that i need to be, to be around my boys and raise them to be men, that's what i will do. you can't really put a price tag on your -- on your children's future, especially when you're dealing with young men. because, i mean, let's face it. the world is lacking positive men. >> what up, cuz? >> what's up? >> first day, baby. >> getting up early in the morning? >> no. not a fan of it. >> you didn't bring any coffee? >> why would i do that? >> it's the first day on days. >> okay. and it's your first day on days. you could have brought me coffee. >> after a lot of thought and deliberation, terrique and miles have transferred to days. >> good mo

hollywood said no: orphaned film scripts, bastard scenes, and abandoned darlings from the creators of mister know questlove a little bit? >> i do. >> jimmy: questlove dj'd your wedding? >> yes he did. yes he did. $50. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> yep, yep. >> jimmy: that's how much he cost. he actually said it was one of the best weddings he's ever been to, ever. >> yeah, it was awesome. in no small part due to your fine work. >> jimmy: yeah, but also didn't you have it in a camp, or something like that? >> yeah, it was in a -- or at a zionist youth camp. [ laughter ] you're right to laugh. [ laughter and applause ] it's okay. and it was a blast. we had everyone up there for the full weekend. it was in the middle of the woods along the delaware river near where i live. >> jimmy: what a fun idea though. and everyone was bunking together, and stuff like that? >> everyone was bunking together for the whole weekend, it was awesome. we had rock climbing, zip lining, fireworks. all kinds of stuff. there was -- drinking. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: what? oh, we'll ed

come on, mister. >> this is the deal, there is a lot of worse four letter words then debt.ll owe ourselves our own debt. china and japan five or a six so the fact we owe ourselves and everybody raising debt around the world, not just us. >> you look at it like as an american it stings. as a stock investor it sucks. we are here to make money. gerri: like taking a drug every single day. >> i think investors should be careful, but if you have a long-term outlook don't freak out if the market starts going down, it might be going down for five days, but you should stick it out until the very last moment. i don't think this is piling into stocks. i do love the ipo coming in the pipeline. gerri: i want to get you guys to one other issue here. hedge funds marketing themselves to the general public. i get to lock in underperformance. what do you say? >> it is a nonevent. mutual funds are terrible. i do not suggest anybody owns them. etf are passive. you are betting on somebody, a guy or girl behind a table you have never met. 20% will outperform, 80% won't. you are paying a lot of m

. >> neil: careful, mister. i'm looking at you. continent. >> as you mentioned, jon corzine tried this trick with a ad about christy throwing his weight around. i don't think it helped him in the end. he lost that race. i don't think doing they say double into know dre jokes will help. >> great job on your final appearance on the show. >> i loved being here. >> neil: all right, when we come back, he's pushing his mission in syria but should the president be focuses on his message? >> first of all i didn't set a red line, the world set a red line. we provide the exact individualization that your body needs. this labor day, don't invest in a mattress until you visit a sleep number store. once you experience it, there's no going back. oh, yeah! during the final days of our biggest sale of the year, every bed is on sale. queen mattresses now start at just $599. plus, 24-month financing on all beds. sale ends sunday. only at a sleep number store. sleep number. comfort individualized. ( bell rings ) they remwish i saw mine of my granmore

good old mister drizzle is back in a big way. mist well inland for some locations.ray, cloudy skies. the low cloud deck is way up there. the lows are mild, all 60s, only a few upper 50s. ant i don't care did go from 59 to 61. i think the only 59 i've seen is half-moon bay. 71 in san francisco for a high. that low will give the sierra nevada clouds some rain. not for us. we will get that drizzle and low cloud deck. after that burns off, very muggy, humid. 60s, 70s. a slight cooldown into the weekend. clouds and sun. that drizzle is there. . so for that, we do have a cloudy start to the morning. again, a little warmer on those afternoon highs just because by the fall we won't have the high and mid-level clouds coming in. 60s, 70s, 80s. >> right now looking at traffic that is moving along pretty well along the bay area. we have trouble spots. this is not one of them. traffic is moving along well if you are driving to the commute on 80 westbound. looks like the drizzle we've had is becoming much better. we can see more of the commute as you drive-through. also the morni

kid says, "mister, you ain't got a glove. got no glove, honey." "throw me one, anyway. hey, i'm in shape." kid takes a hardball. [makes sounds] now, you catch the ball. how do you catch the ball? man, that ball coming-- don't you put your hand way out here? [makes sounds] and then you throw it back, right? --kid said, "didn't hurt your hand, kid, i mean--" "oh, no, no. i'm in shape." it hurt your hand, kinda, did it, all right? and the kid throws another ball. don't you put your hand way out here? why do you put your hand out here when you catch it? why do you do that? check your neighbor. you hold your hand out there so that when you catch the ball, what are you making bigger, gang? time. you're making the time during which the momentum of that ball cuts down to zero as long as possible. so you grab way out here and-- [makes sounds] take a lot, a lot of time, a lot of time, a lot of time, a little force, ain't that right? and so the kid says, "gee, how'd you do that." i said, "my hand, i'm in shape, kid." kid says, "you got a strong hand, huh? put your hand up against

mister shiny head man how you doing over there in the lime green. you alright?t a job get a car cause i can't get a job. oh, god you got one of those raggedy cars. you all know those raggedy cars i'm talking about them old raggedy cars you gotta pump the gas behind the license plates you gotta pull the license plate down to pump the gas. you look short too man i couldn't ride with you. you know you can't even let the seat down you got to pull the seat up together. i'm like this in the windshield man this don't make no sense. i was down on my luck, in between jobs i had bad credit i didn't even have a car so i could find a job. i've got 10 kids child support for all 10 kids and i had the worst time trying to get a vehicle. sign & drive for 45 gave me a chance. i didn't have to make a payment for six weeks. thank you sign & drive for 45. now i'm back in the workforce. and then i found sign & drive for 45 and they told me you don't need any down payment and i don't have to put a payment down for six weeks so that help me put money together right now i'm driving a b

simplemente no me dijeron nada, y al final me agarraron por las manos y me dijeron, seÑor fernÁndez, mÍsterersar dicen que amÉrica latina va a ser la prioridad, barak obama dijo que amÉrica latina va a ser la prioridad ¿y quÉ han hecho ustedes en america latina en estos Últimos cuatro aÑos? ¿cuÁles son de este balance los principales logros y lo que dejas pendiente? >> para mÍ, personalmente porque he estado muy metido en eso, algo que en el cual yo me siento muy orgulloso, es como hemos podido mejorar las relaciones con mÉxico desde el punto de vista econÓmico. >> ¿a quÉ te refieres? >> porque por ejemplo, cuando vino el presidente peÑa nieto estuvo acÁ, despuÉs de ser elegido antes de tomar posesiÓn, vino y dijo; seÑores queremos buscar la manera de elevar las relaciones econÓmicas entre estados unidos y mÉxico al mismo nivel que la relaciÓn es que tenemos en el campo de seguridad. >> o sea, no hablaron Únicamente de narcotrÁfico y violencia, sino hablar de cuestiones comerciales. >> y claro, ¿quÉ es lo que esÁa pasando? estamos todos los aÑos, nuestro comercio con mÉxico es 500,000 millo

. >> mister -- >> i don't believe the congress will do that. >> mr. secretary, you make it sound like this was the plan. on friday when you made your speech, you made a powerful call for quick action. you seemed to be leading the charge up the hill. >> chris, i made a powerful call for action. i never mentioned the word "quick." i made the case for why we needed to take action. >> you talked about making a decision now. if i may, sir -- >> the president has taken his decision, chris. the president announced his decision yesterday. >> but nothing will happen for ten days. >> well, chris, it will happen with the consent of the congress of the united states and be much more powerful. and i believe allow us to even do more coordinating with our friends and allies, do more planning. frankly be far more effective. i think this is a smart decision by the president, a courageous decision. he's not trying to create an imperial presidency. he's trying to respect the process by which we are strongest in this country. >> but, sir -- >> and people should welcome t

i got it, mister big spender. anyway so, i'm there an hour and you just basically sit in the booth. loud music and just make your own drinks. [ laughter ] that's what it's like. but, you're hanging with jeter and he's fun and -- so i'm sitting there, and after like an hour and a half, i go, "all right man. i'm out of here. i'm gonna split, but i'll take care of what we did so far." so i got the bill, right? and it's like my first, second season on "snl." you make good money, but not -- i mean, yeah, anyway. [ laughter ] i get the bill and the bill was like $2,500. [ audience ohs ] and i was sitting there, trying to be cool and i'm like -- [ groaning ] signing this thing. i'm, like, "did i break something?" [ laughter ] did somebody break a table? is the table broken? what did we order? i'm like, "i'll have two amstel lights, a month's rent for that guy." [ laughter ] and now i have to tip on top of it. because, you don't want to be a cheap tipper cause the server was great and you don't want to end up in the new york post like "mr. cheapskate." [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy:

mister shiny head man how you doing over there in the lime green. you alright? you look like you might have some issues. yea, i'm doing bad man. i'm in between jobs. oh, in between jobs brother you'll never get a female like that. you got a job, i'm in between jobs baby. man, i'm new down here man and my car is all messed up and i can't get a job get a car cause i can't get a job. oh, god you got one of those raggedy cars. you all know those raggedy cars i'm talking about them old raggedy cars you gotta pump the gas behind the license plates you gotta pull the license plate down to pump the gas. you look short too man i couldn't ride with you. you know you can't even let the seat down you got to pull the seat up together. i'm like this in the windshield man this don't make no sense. i was down on my luck, in between jobs i had bad credit i didn't even have a car so i could find a job. i've got 10 kids child support for all 10 kids and i had the worst time trying to get a vehicle. sign & drive for 45 gave me a chance. i didn't have to make a payment for six weeks

and mister no depth perception... kevin nealon is in the building...t a few minutes to preview his baltimore stand-up appearance. ((break 2)) ((bump in)) my job." hashtag- "fun at work." hashtag- "behind the scenes." hashtag- "best anchor lead ever." hashtag- "you know what time it is." hashtag- "say what!!" (say what monday) 4:03 tom: wooh! welcome back (say what tuesday) 3:56 jon: jacoby jones thought sweet peas were... crickets (sayhat tuesday) 8:15 jimmy: ill be back in a couple mins the ravens ruined my bday my party bus plans my wife pulled the plug on that... ( (say what wednesday) 5:44 jon: tomtomtomtomtomto mt what day is it (say what tuesday) 8:38 pat: you know jimmy just leave well enough alone (say what wednesday) 5:33 jon: hump dayyyyy (consumer reports 9-25-13) 1:05 joseph jose (french) (say what tuesday pt 2) girl sings with dad nats.. pauses (consumer reports 9-25-13) 1:10 joseph jose no thats not it (say what tuesday pt 2) 2:00 jon: lets get right into that 7 day pause (say what tuesday pt 2) girl sings with dad nats.. pauses. (consume

mister shiny head man how you doing over there in the lime green. you alright?like you might have some issues. yea, i'm doing bad man. i'm in between jobs. oh, in between jobs brother you'll never get a female like that. you got a job, i'm in between jobs baby. man, i'm new down here man and my car is all messed up and i can't get a job get a car cause i can't get a job. oh, god you got one of those raggedy cars. you all know those raggedy cars i'm talking about them old raggedy cars you gotta pump the gas behind the license plates you gotta pull the license plate down to pump the gas. you look short too man i couldn't ride with you. you know you can't even let the seat down you got to pull the seat up together. i'm like this in the wishie man this don't make no sense. i was down on my luck, in between jobs i had bad credit i didn't even have a car so i could find a job. i've got 10 kids child support for all 10 kids and i had the worst time trying to get a vehicle. sign & drive for 45 gave me a chance. i didn't have to make a payment for six weeks. thank you si

earlier this week mister obama told the united nation general assembly that the u-s is committed to preventinga nuclear weapon... and the president reiterated that point with rouhani. in this morning's "crisis in syria" coverage... the u-n security council has voted to require syria to eliminate its arsenal of chemical weapons. in a show of hands, all 15 members approved the resolution. syria announced this month it's willing to join the agreement. the u-n chief called the resolution historic... but warned it's not a license to kill with conventional weapons. secretary of state john kerry says the plan will be strong, enforceable, and precendent- setting. "tonight we are declaring together for the 1st time that the use of chemical weapons, which the world long ago determined beyond bounds of acceptable human behavior, are also threat to international peace and security anywhere they might be used anytime they might be used, under any circumstances." the vote came just a few hours after the world's chemical weapons watchdog adopted the u-s russian plan, which details timelines for collecting, r

there were no crowds at the zoo, but the furry animals found relief with misters, fans and frozen treats. >> this is one of the warmest septembers in record. it looks like a cool down in st. louis for tomorrow but overall, as we call for the end of the week it will look more like the fall season. here, and the bay area a mild start with 50s and 60s expect a mostly sunny day but we do have some drizzle in downtown san francisco temperatures will be right where they should be for this time of year with afternoon sunshine and morning fog. really, no significant changes for the next seven days. >> traffic? a great time to leave your house. however, a bit of a wait in the cash lanes at the bay bridge toll plaza. however, no incidences once you make your way past the pay gates. nimitz freeway and the san mateo bridge, no problems. there are some of damp roadways out of the north bay. and everything is fine in the east bay on the 580 with no accidents to report. and as for the south bay. no problems with northbound 101 coming out of coyote valley. >> an indian court has convicted four men in th

y vamos con mister alan y ana. no me puedo levantar. cÓmo hago? >>> uno, dos y tres!, y estando aquÍ se le ocurre a salma hayek hacer pipi, y se metiÓ aquÍ. despuÉs como medio aÑo vino un americano y me dijo le compro el baÑo. y le dije que sÍ. >>> y que les parece? otra famosa que estuvo ahÍ fue silvia pinal. el fuerte de don armando son los jugos. y como es experto en jugo le pido una especial para "despierta amÉrica." >>> no hay cosa mÁs sana que un jugo en la maÑana. para que despierten con mucho Ánimo, le pongo jugo de naranja, manzana, avena, y le pongo germen de trigo y lo endulzamos con miel. es un jugo especial "despierta amÉrica", para que tengamos energÍa y trabajemos a gusto. >>> anotaron bien los ingredientes. >>> a ver pilar, que te parece este jugo "despierta amÉrica." para que todo el dÍa tengamos energÍa. >>> para que nos levantemos con muchas ganas. gracias, regresamos con ustedes a la casita. >>> "despierta amÉrica", felicidades. qjuguito. >>> se me antojo. >>> el chiste es asÍ. quÉ el germen de trigo, la energÍa, si no se levantan con ese no se lev

we partnered with mister roger'' neighborhood. we partnered with sesame street.we partnered with headstart. money to early childhood centers, because we are not in that business. we partner with different community organizations who work with those early childhood centers. then our employees volunteer. -- morenk a lot of it than 27% of our 56,000 employees volunteer time at early childhood centers and they have contributed more than 350,000 hours and donated more than half a million items to the centers themselves. they feel really great about being part of that. today, the program has served approximately 2 million children. we have evidence in philadelphia of significant improvements in a kids learning up -- learning ability from year-to-year. the challenge is more than one company can reasonably tackle. we have to face it and saw that as a nation. in the state of the union address, the president echoed the call in number of us have been making for some time, you never saw access for early childhood education programs. universal access for early childhood educa

all right, mister, very funny. give them back. give what back? you know what. you stole my socks.n. like what? i don't know. (grunting and groaning) (pal panting) i brought everything i could find. is the market still open? it just closed. i'm afraid we're too late. we couldn't stop him. that greedy amphibian bought up every single sock. the sock market has crashed, and now anybody who wants a sock has to go to mr. toad. (laughing evilly) they said i was just a tadpole. well, i showed them! i beat 'em at their own game. from now on, we're playing mr. toad's game. (laughing evilly) (howling) come on, hans! move those stubby little legs. i've got a tree to redecorate. mush! mush! what will this mean for pets and their families? amigo: i'm not sure, but it's probably not good. let's ask the chairpet of the footwear reserve, ben st. bernardky. hmm, could be a repeat of the great chilly toes scare. ¡icanastos! when i was a puppy, my great-grandpa told me about the great chilly toes scare of 1929. it affected the entire world. socks became very expensive. many people could not afford to

now, you practice, little mister, then come back. okay. do you ever think we'll see him again?it occurred to george that perhaps he should have shown hundley how to stop. ( frightened howl ) ( george squeals ) ( frightened whimpering ) ( chatters ) ( traffic bell rings ) ( george squeals ) ( whimpering continues ) ( birds squawking ) the only thing in the world hundley wanted was to stop rolling. ( hundley barks ) ( inquisitive groan ) now the only thing in the world he wanted was for these nice girls to take the wheel shoes off him. but unfortunately, the girls didn't speak dachshund. i think he's sad because we messed up his ride. don't worry, doggy we'll get you rolling again. ( unhappy grunts ) ready? one, two... three! ( screeches ) ( girls laughing ) ( squeaky gasp ) george thought he recognized that tail racing toward him. ( barks ) but it couldn't be hundley. hundley would never go that fast. how many roller-skating wiener dogs could there be in the city? ( george chattering ) ( whimpering ) ( gasps ) ( whimpering ) ah. oh! ( relieved grunts ) ( inquisitive groan ) ( gr

mister shiny head man how you doing over there in the me green. you alright? you look like you might have some issues. yea, i'm doing bad man. i'm in between jobs. oh, in between jobs brother you'll never get a female like that. you got a job, i'm in between jobs baby. man, i'm new down here man and my car is all messed up and i can't get a job get a car cause i can't get a job. oh, god you got one of those raggedy cars. you all know those raggedy cars i'm talking about them old raggedy cars you gotta pump the gas behind the license plates you gotta pull the license plate down to pump the gas. you look short too man i couldn't ride with you. you know you can't even let the seat down you got to pull the seat up together. i'm like this in the windshield man this don't make no sense. i was down on my luck, in between jobs i had bad credit i didn't even have a car so i could find a job. i've got 10 kids child support for all 10 kids and i had the worst time trying to get a vehicle. sign & drive for 45 gave me a chance. i didn't have to make a payment for six weeks

. >> okay, mister, i am a master parallel parker.n is tough. you cannot pass there. but here on the plaza, you dinged the car. you dinged al roker. >> do i have to explain again? that's a love tap. >> it would have been an epic fail in my book. >> a love tap. >> i love tap gets you a fail on the driver's test. >> you feel your boundaries. i know where i am now. then you pull it up a little bit. see? >> you failed. you touched the car. you failed. sorry. >> that's like a small deduction. >> you know what? i think austin mahoney needs to feel good you failed, as well. so there you go. >> i passed on my first try. state of new jersey. you can look it up. may 3rd, 1992. >> i've got to tell you, when i moved from connecticut to new jersey, i had -- you have to retake the drivers test. not the actual driving test but the written test. and i did not know that. i wasn't prepared. i go to dmv, show up with my documents. i'm prepared with that stuff. >> right. >> and they're like, okay, you have to take the test and i'm like, what are you talk