- well, i'm mister burns and this is misses burns and this here is mister and misses harry morton. - what was the reason for this deception? - well you see, culture is not in my racket they thought that you wouldn't enjoy talking to anybody who didn't know anything about art and literature. - what an odd misconception. of course, we have some strange ideas about america too, there are people in my country who think that the united states is still overrun by the indians. (laughter) - well, i'm glad it's cleared up. - yes, well so am i. (doorbell rings) - come in, the door is open. - george, you have to see this! - harry, if i told you once, i told you 50 times. - come on chief! (laughter) i'll head him off at the top of the cliff and carve him to bits with my bowie knife. (crazed laughter) (laughter) - what is this? - orange pekoe tea. you've been drinking it for a half hour. (laughter) - well, it's been a delightful afternoon, come pamela. - i'll drive you home. - i'd never thought i'd say this, but i'm glad we lost the colonies. (laughter) - and i'm glad this is over, come blanche!