did you know the word mistle toe is derived from an anglo-saxon word, mistle, meaning dung, and ton,g. you're making out under a crap stick. merry christmas. the things you learn from these words, you know? tonight after the show, we're having our annual holiday office party. that decisionally, someone in, say, accounts receivable. do we have that? something like that. this is the night when someone comes up to me and says, i work for you, you don't know me, and i say, hello, and they say, what's my name? seriously, what's my name? and then i go home. it's a lot of fun. not as many companies are having holiday parties this year, or if they are, they are scaling them back. because of the economy, some companies can barely afford to buy enough toner for employees to drunkenly xerox pictures of their ass. debbie from hr is only going to be able to flash one of her boobs this year. half the country is covered in snow right now. people in new york, people have been flipping each other the mitten. [ cheers and applause ] oh, thank you. here in l.a. we try to pretend it's christmassy, but i