i'm mitchell pritchett. i'm miss dunphy's attorney. she won't be needing a lawyer today.l be the judge of that. i'd like to confer with my client now. thank you. all you have to do is post bail, and she's all yours. really? oh. that--that's fantastic. sir, i am in no mood to defend my daughter today, believe me. okay. but do you think it is the best use of resources to lock up college kids who've had a few drinks? ma'am, your daughter was charged with resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer. you probably should have called a real lawyer 'cause i don't... i'm not... shh! look, this has gotta b gotta be some kind of mistake. our daughter's tiny. there's no way she assaulted anyone. insulted, maybe. was--wearing white socks and dark shoes? 'cause that really sets her off. maybe you should watch this. (man) stop! put your hands where i can see 'em! aah! uhh! ohh. whoa. okay. now that's very blurry footage. how can we be sure that that's haley? (groans) don't you move. don't hurt me! i'm just a student! i'm haley dunphy! so hot. hot in here--no. how long is this gonna