there used to be a place called miyagi's on sunset boulevard. it was a sushi joint.g you know, i'd be sitting there on the miyagi's bridge doing jokes. [ laughter ] they're like, what's going on here? so, you know, fast forward 25 years, and i'm going to be the first comedian at this beautiful -- it's a beautiful arena. i went and i did a tour. what the guy did, steve ballmer, who owns it, he took out all the mirrors in the restrooms because he wants everybody watching the game. and he feels if you're looking at yourself in the mirror, that's taking time away from you being in your seat. so my fan base is primarily italian. [ laughter ] so when they find out there is no mirrors in the bathroom, i might have four people at the show. [ laughter ] >> lamorne: i just figured -- >> i got to bring this guy on the road, he's laughing at everything i say, everything i say. [ applause ] >> lamorne: now i'm hearing five nights at madison square garden. you're -- sellouts, all sellouts. [ cheering ] >> lamorne: in a row. is it true that you're about to break your own record? >>

owner christina miyagi says the discount is there because not many have stopped by. >> a lot of offices shut down, so we lost some of that, like lunch rush. you know. >> according to a report from commercial real estate group colliers, oakland's office vacancy rate is at 20% but is showing signs of stabilizing the city leaders, the business owners. this is what they want more people walking outside, going past the shops and hopefully going inside to shop at each individual business doesn't have to do as much marketing, so they don't have to spend as much of their money on those kinds of expenses, because you've got people just naturally walking around. angela tsai hosted kaiser permanente wednesday. they announced they are donating $5 million to a small business fund. angela says she took out a loan from that fund, and it helped her pay her employees. but when it comes to boosting her business, she needs people in the store. >> and so if there are no customers, then we're just sitting here waiting for them to come and hoping, hope that this move from the city pays off long term in oakla

. >> that's how mr miyagi would have pronounced it. >> and he would teach that karate very well. >> that'sounces karate. >> he says karate, but it's going to be. >> oh, there's nothing worse than just being dumped together with a bunch of blokes and then having to feign masculinity. >> it sounds quite good to me. i think i'd enjoy that kind of thing. >> i do that sort of thing all the time. all right, good. what do you think? >> i got roped into a spa day once. what's that? great question, it's. it's sitting around in a dressing gown with no mascara on being bored with other women. you don't really know. it was very similar to that. >> how'd you get out of that? >> how'd you get out of that? >> well, you didn't. i sat through it. and i've never been to a spa since. >> anyway, let's. we've got one more quick. >> we've got one from carol. carol says i have a second date on monday, but i accidentally let slip the venue to my workmates, and now they're all threatening to come along. do i change venue or just hope for the best? get better friends, for goodness sake , josh, why for goodness sake

. >> that's how mr miyagi would have pronounced it. >> and he would teach that karate very well. >> that'skarate, but it's going to be. >> oh, there's nothing worse than just being dumped together with a bunch of blokes and then having to feign masculinity. >> it sounds quite good to me. i think i'd enjoy that kind of thing. >> i do that sort of thing all the time. all right, good. what do you think? >> i got roped into a spa day once. what's that? great question, it's. it's sitting around in a dressing gown with no mascara on being bored with other women. you don't really know. it was very similar to that. >> how'd you get out of that? >> how'd you get out of that? >> well, you didn't. i sat through it. and i've never been to a spa since. >> anyway, let's. we've got one more quick. >> we've got one from carol. carol says i have a second date on monday, but i accidentally let slip the venue to my workmates, and now they're all threatening to come along. do i change venue or just hope for the best? get better friends, for goodness sake , josh, why for goodness sake, josh, why would they be