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mmm! thank you! mmm! mmm! [crowd cheering] >> i'm very excited tonight.ent called keep it under 100. if you don't know what that expression means it means keep it 100% real. >> i'm with you. >> larry: keep it 100% real. if not -- firms question for you is you got to keep it a hundred. >> i'll do my best. >> you're an atheist. >> i am. >> larry: people who believe in god aren't as smart as people who don't. >> in my opinion? >> larry: in your opinion judicial that would be correct. [laughter] >> good enough getting out of the religious -- very good. that's how the game's played. cool. god is speaking to you directly. he's getting rid of every religion except one. you peck th pick the one that s. which one do you keep. >> whichever allows sex before marriage. [cheers and applause] >> larry: all right, jordan. you have a beautiful little girl. your daughter's just turned 18. we're going forward in time. she's probably in love with the more must not religion and has met a super religious mormon man and going to marry him and become his fourth wife. you're suc

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mmm-mmm. breathe. i love it here. we are never moving to the suburbs.e are never getting one of those (minivan). we are never having another kid. i'm pregnant. i am never letting go. for all the nevers in life, state farm is there. >>> an update now on our developing story. 88-year-old lillian margolis has been found. she was driving on a flat tire and police recognized her as missing. margolis is okay. some cool jazz on a hot afternoon in north philadelphia. the jazz tribute and festival brought together music lovers young and old. it is a chance to watch some performances and family friendly acts honoring jazz influence. and thaes our news for now. i'm denise. we will see you back here tonight at 11:00. nightly news is next. >>> on this sunday night, heating up. no holiday for the candidates as hillary clinton faces a surge from her main rival in two key states and donald trump stays on top in our new poll. >>> human wave as thousands of migrant s make it safely to the west many more follow behind them. tonight richard engel and bill neilly on the unr