. >> mm-hmm? >> hinojosa: do you think that there might be a time, let's say 100 years from now or 200 years from now, when other historians are looking back at this moment in history and saying, "oh, god, those silly americans of back then." and these would be other americans... >> yes. >> hinojosa: ...saying, "well, god, they divided people up into race!" >> yeah. >> hinojosa: do you think that that's possible? >> yes. if they're historians, they won't cast judgment, however. they'll just say, "in the past, americans divided people up by race." they also divided people up by religion, so it used to be a really big deal if you were jewish or catholic. so these are categories that have fallen by the wayside, and conceivably, race could be another one. however, i will add that race is really in our national dna in a way that religion kind of isn't, and certainly not head shape, which was also important. >> hinojosa: okay, so when you say, "it's in our dna as a country"... >> mm-hmm? >> hinojosa: ..

mm-mm and like it.sed to eating a lot of vegetarian. chickpeas. india is one of the few places on earth where even for me, that's not a burden. >> what's that? ooh, i'll take that. right here, my good man. mm. that's good saag. >> in the punjab, meat or no meat, you are almost guaranteed a free for all of intense colors, flavors and spices. unlike some of the joyless vegetarian restaurants in my sad experience, vegetables here are actually spicy, all taste different, different textures. and served with extraordinarily good bread. it's got this multi-tiered crispy on the outside, chewy in the middle. it's a whole different experience. if this was what vegetarianism meant in most of the places that practice it in the west, i would be at least half as much less of a -- about the subject. >> look, if you made bread this good, i might eat at your restaurant. mm. 6- ♪ around here, one of the first things you notice that's different from the rest of india, turbans everywhere. the symbol of self-respect, braver

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>> mm-mm. no.nd we're not in positions to basically buy each other out, as far as the amount of money. the thing is, yeah, we were together 20 years. tom has made some really bad choices since he starts bangin' his girl. she just kept workin' him and workin' him. she's like, you know, "hey, can i [bleep]?" this took place for about a month before i found out. i knew he was up to somethin'. so 2011, february 6th, i get my abbed her [bleep] hair. her eyes were like [bleep] cue balls. she rolled out. tom turned over and he's like, "nancy!" i [bleep] punched him so [bleep] hard, i gave him a black eye. and then our $50,000 viper, which was a '95 with 6,000 miles, ain't never been touched but with white gloves, i took my [bleep] keys like a pitchfork and i wiped out every panel that i could basically get my hands on. went home, packed my [bleep] up and i left, and i ain't never dealt with it since. >> that was way too much information for me. i don't mind open lines of communication, but, man. >> so wha

>> mm-mm. mm-mm. no.. >> none of my friends work. one of my friends asked me tony, where can i find a girl with a job? i said at a job. >> life kind of change when you hit 30. that's like your first transition in life. >> 30? >> yeah. >> you're a puppy. >> you still can have sex at 3:00 in the morning. >> but when i'm by myself that's a problem. >> i don't know why, but i can't make love past a commercial. somebody stole my mojo. >> your mojo. >> yeah. >> you got to go ahead and do your thing. do your thing and then slip away and let you think she -- and then watch the game. >> that's because you're 80 years old. >> older women. >> that's good. because see, i'm an older woman and i kind of feel like young guys, y'all can't hang. because they be wanting to flip you around and drop it like it's hot. i'm like i'm going to drop it but i don't know how it's going to land. and a lot of times, ladies y'all know i'm telling the truth. we be in the bed making news and y'all think we making news because it's about

mm-hmm. mm-hmm ? i just don't know if an internationarestaurantwould beuccess in puebla.t crossroads cafe. it's got food from everywhere. but puebla, mexico is not the united states of america. did you see the way i want to arrange things inside ? i love this idea. instead of having the kitchen in the back and all the tables up front, i want to have the kitchen in the same room with the customers. and then-- wait a minute. slow down, rosa. people don't want to watch the food being cooked. but i want the feeling in the kitchen to be open and full of light. - i have never seen anything like that in puebla. - that's the idea ! if this is going to be like every other restaurant, why should we even bother ? maybe to have a successful business. oh. you don't think my idea can be successful ? aye. mi amor. this is all very different... from what i was expecting. - i must think about it. - but i have already thought about it. rosa, you are a very good chef. but there is more to openg a restaurant than just cooking. there's the whole business side. that's why i'm taking classes at

mm. very good.>> this is cold pressed cedar tree in siberia. >> cedar oil? >> from corn. from the cedar corn. >> but he has not slowed down his profile or kept his mouth shut. recently, in a russian talk show, he got in an argument over the financial crisis with another guest. a heated argument. he ended up smacking the guy. i saw the incident on television that got you in trouble. i found it very refreshing, actually, something that political discourse could use more of. the government took the opportunity to charge him with politically motivated hooliganism, a charge that could have resulted in a penalty of five years in prison. he is instead been convicted of battery. he is working off his sentence painting fences and shoveling snow. >> i mean, sitting on a bench and expecting to spend the next five years in prison with two small kids, it's not always, you know, very nice, but the guy said something very bad. he said those who don't have a billion go [ muted ] yourself. >> though his victim did n

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-tom: mm-hmm. -for the ribs? -tom: mm-hmm. buys 25,000 pounds of ribs per year at $3.89 per pound. we just negotiated a rate of $2.65 per pound for an annual savings of $31,000. this is why it's important for norton to constantly be monitoring his food prices. in a matter of hours, we saved tens of thousands of dollars. one of the things that excites me about shuler's is the number of people that come there on a given night. but what frustrates me is how slow the line moves. today they only have one register. i call it a toll booth. if we add another register and we allow people to eat on both sides of the buffet, opening up another lane, i believe we could dramatically increase the speed at which people stand in line. since we plan on moving customers through the line faster, we'll also need to expand our seating so that we can accommodate them. -how are you, sir? i'm marcus. -ben: ben hayes. lemonis: so, you built this building? ben: yes, sir. -lemonis: you did a good job. -ben: thank you. lemonis: i know if we could spend a

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. >> mm, good sauce.day. >> yes, we are. >> so what were you doing before the war? >> i was a travel agent. >> you were a travel agent? >> yes. and i was studying, too, medical school. >> many of the people who started the revolution who fought in the streets with makeshift weapons were like omar, medical students, garage mechanics or simply teenagers. they transformed themselves in a matter of months from kids playing playstation to hardened fighters and field medics. >> nobody believed that he can be removed, really. >> extraordinary. >> yeah. >> how quickly after the uprising started did you begin to think that, wow, this is possible, that we might actually win? >> the first day. >> first day? >> yeah. >> the day before, you figured, impossible. >> it's impossible. >> we'll be stuck with this son of a bitch forever. >> forever. >> and then a few hours later, it's like, wow, this might work. >> seeing groups with you going toward the martyrs square, demanding their rights, at that moment you feel that y

. >> mm-hmm. >> hinojosa: and it's... what's the nature of that song that you recorded? >> a song that i hated for a very long time, because it made me an instant adult. all of my friends were doing american bandstand, and you wanted to go... you wanted first of all to have a crossover record, which "my man" would never have done at that time, because it was a black rhythm and blues record about a black situation, worded for black people. and it took me directly where... well, the supremes hadn't had their first record then. i mean their first national record. but the other young people, like the shirelles, whoever, were all together. and i was on the road with clyde mcphatter and ben e. king. everybody was at least six years older than me, six to 15 years older than me. >> hinojosa: so bettye, here you are, you're a teenager, you're singing about your man, and you've got this voice that you yourself have said it's gruff, it's harsh. what was going on for you as a kid at that time? because you're like... you want to just be a big star, right? >> yes. and i thought that i

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we have a lot of work to do. >> mm-hmm. >> actually, all three of us do.wo businesses at once, so we're gonna need to divide and conquer. both of you need to keep a laser focus on your specific areas. michael, i want you working exclusively on the gym, and tina exclusively on the food line. it's the only way we're gonna be successful. let's get to work. >> let's do it. >> all right? >> thank you, marcus. thank you very much. [exciting music] ♪ >> morning, guys. i wanted to bring everybody together to kind of give you guys an update on what happened yesterday. i made a deal with michael, and the deal is i agreed to put up $250,000. michael and i will be partners. i'll own 75%. michael will own 25%, and i will be completely in charge. i make all of the decisions. the $250,000 will go towards building a new, state-of-the-art lifestyle facility that will give us what i believe is going to be a one-stop shop environment. we're gonna find a new, larger facility that can accommodate not only the existing pro-fit workout, but a healthy cafe and bakery and a cold-p

mm-mm. i couldn't tell her all the details. >> i just thought i was helping lisa. >> y'all bringing these products. >> kim had no idea that she was talking to a major drug smuggler. >> okay. >> i wasn't thinking about whether it was fair to her. i wasn't thinking about the jeopardy that i was putting her life in. >> i just shot somebody. >> it definitely was a betrayal. >> i don't mean to laugh about it. but i was really sick. >>> in 1993 i got out of the military. i had a stellar career. a few medals. a few awards. soldier of the year. but i wound up getting a disability from a ruptured eardrum during gunfire. so i had to leave what i loved. moved to alabama, went straight to work at the post office, and had a pretty good life going. you know, as far as a second career goes, anyway. i met this lady at the donut shop. as i was, you know, sitting at my table. and we got acquainted. kim was a nurse and a good-looking woman. i became friends with her, and from friends started dating her. i spen

mark: mm-hmm. emily: you want to do good things. mark: mm-hmm.mily: if that is the case, why not give access to the complete internet? why just a few specific apps? mark: so it comes down to the economics of how this works. it turns out that most of the internet is consumed by rich media, especially videos. whereas, if you look at things like text -- so text messages, services like search or wikipedia or basic financial or health information, that can actually be delivered for relatively cheaply. it can often consume less than 1% of the overall infrastructure. so if you are thinking about building something that operators are going to offer for free, it needs to be pretty cheap for them to do. and we've basically figured out a series of services that people can offer and that actually ends up being profitable for the operators. and the model that we consider this to be most similar to is 911 in the u.s. so even if you have not paid for a phone plan, you can always dial 911, and if there is a crime or a health emergency or a fire, you get basic he

. >> mm-hmm. >> hinojosa: ...because at one point, she decides-- and i love this story... >> ( laughing ) >> hinojosa: ...in fact, in the face of segregation... >> yes. >> hinojosa: ...your mom is looking for an out for you, for her children. and she says, "i'm going south-- i'm going to mexico." >> no, "we're going. we're... i've had enough. we're moving to mexico." no, "we're moving," that's what she said. we didn't think much of it, because you know, we would move from house... to change houses. "where are we going, mom?" "we're moving to mexico." >> hinojosa: ( laughing ) >> uh-huh, yeah, she did do that. >> hinojosa: you take a bus from houston, you arrive into mexico city, and what's amazing is is that in mexico, you, as an african american woman, feel entirely free. accepted? >> it's different... it's different. mexican people would see us walking and they'd look at me, because i was the darker one, and they'd say, "aye, negrita; aye, negrita." and i didn't quite know what to make of that, and it was sometime before i understood that that was a compliment; that they were marvelin

mark: mm-hmm. emily: you want to do good things. mark: mm-hmm.mily: if that is the case, why not give access to the complete internet? why just a few specific apps? mark: so it comes down to the economics of how this works. it turns out that most of the internet is consumed by rich media, especially videos. whereas, if you look at things like text -- so text messages, services like search or wikipedia or basic financial or health information, that can actually be delivered for relatively cheaply. it can often consume less than 1% of the overall infrastructure. so if you are thinking about building something that operators are going to offer for free, it needs to be pretty cheap for them to do. and we've basically figured out a series of services that people can offer and that actually ends up being profitable for the operators. the model that we consider this to be most similar to is 911 in the u.s. so even if you have not paid for a phone plan, you can always dial 911, and if there is a crime or a health emergency or a fire, you get basic help.

>> mm-hmm. >> so he's not gonna have us backed into a corner. >> no, he will not.me. we'll be able to keep the recipes. he'll have a small percentage of equity... but it's better than us having to change everything. >> that's the lesser of the evils. >> i'll get ahold of him. >> thank you, marcus. >> thank you. >> all right, guys. thanks. you know, a lot has happened since i met you guys. i've seen fireworks. i've seen all kinds of things. when you and i met at the coffee shop, you wanted $150,000 for your equity, and i just couldn't come up with that. but i had a chance to look at the articles of incorporation and the books and the records, and it's very clear that if paid-in capital money goes into the business, whoever puts it in will get shares, and the other parties are diluted. essentially, they could put money into this business and dilute you down from the shares you have now to nothing if you don't put money in. and what that'll ultimately do is put them in the driver's seat 100%. and so what i'm gonna do is, i'm gonna lend pete and allison money. and they

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. >> mm-hmm, i'm support. >> hinojosa: you're support. and then they come in and say, "we're going on a convoy." >> yeah, "we're going to iraq." >> hinojosa: and you said, "yes, sir"? >> yeah. at first i was like, "huh? what are you talking about?" and they were like, "we're going to iraq." i said, "why?" i questioned it, i'm not going to lie. i was asking questions, "why are we going?" >> hinojosa: who did you ask? >> i asked my immediate supervisor, my nco. and he was like, "johnson, i don't know. we got the orders, we're going to iraq." >> hinojosa: so you can act... in that sense, you can say to your commanding officer, "why," and that's okay? >> well, not my commanding officer. it was my... you know, it was a little bit ways down. and... >> hinojosa: saying that to a commanding officer, maybe not so much. >> yeah. and for captain king, i did ask. and, you know, of course, not the same way. i would be like, "you know, sir, what is the mission for us to be going into iraq?" "we're supporting, you know, patriot missiles," and this and t

mm, mm, mm! gum tastes so good when you steal it!hing on the show called the wall of america where people video chat in with us on this wall that cisco built for us. let's go to the wall of america right now. we have questions for you. [ cheers and applause ] >> cool. >> jimmy: first question from philadelphia. jeff in philadelphia, what is your question for will smith? there's jeff. >> aahhh! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that's hilarious. >> rumors that you want to get back into music. are there any former collaborators that you're looking to spark a relationship with? >> jimmy: that's a really good question. >> yeah, yeah. no, i was -- i was going to call you, man. [ laughter ] yeah. no, remember when i told you backstage? >> jimmy: you did say something about that, yeah. >> remember? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, you said bring the jazz back. >> jimmy: yes, right. trying to get jazzy in. >> this is awkward, this is awkward. i was going to call you, man! listen. i was like, after the show i was going to call jeff. >> jimmy: n

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>> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: like, who's doing the keebler elf?ghter ] >> jimmy: like jon hamm? >> jon hamm. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. january jones? >> january jones. owen wilson, he's a cheese-it guy right now. [ laughter ] but i'm telling you, it's good sratch. >> jimmy: scratch, yeah. but you're a dad. you're a husband. what are your kids going to think about this? >> they're going to be frightened about this because i only discipline them as little debbie, so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but she's such a a sweet -- >> so, if i come around the corner dressed like this, they know it's business. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they know. >> oh, they know they did something wrong. my wife will say don't make dad change into little debbie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where would you change into little debbie? >> just quickly in my closet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you go in the closet almost like a superman thing and you come out -- >> yeah. i mean, it's never fun because they disobeyed us. i'm always like, gosh, darn it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the little socks and ever

. >> mm-hmm.: you have two girls, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: and you have one boy? >> yes. >> jimmy: and i know he's a big jimmy fallon fan. >> he is, you're the man. >> jimmy: he calls me "the man"? >> he calls you the man. >> jimmy: and ben loves that. >> yeah, he calls you "the man." [ laughter ] he does. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he calls me "the man." >> he does. >> jimmy: what's up, buddy? hey, it's the man, saying "hi, how ya doing, pal?" >> because we went through a a "frozen" phase of about 16 years at our house. and jimmy sang the song with idina menzel. so sam just kept asking to see "the man." jimmy: yeah so it wasn't really "the man", it was, "i want to see the man who sings." >> oh, no. come on. "the man", "the man." i am -- let's go. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm in i'm doing it, yeah. i'm going. >> i don't -- make me look like a lush, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i win. i win. i mean -- >> jimmy: you're so competitive all the time. >> i know, i just always beat you. it's so weird. [ laughte