mo mo. going into this, you know, like going back in the 1960s and the 1970s and all of that, the struggle they've been through and the isolation and all of that, it's been like not being accepted in society, and what happens, you lose your sense of self and your worth. and i think that mo mo is from that generation now where they're becoming who they are-- owning who they are. and so even with snap when he like, responds and he's owning it and looking at her like, "what do you got to say, because it's me and that's who i am, and if you don't like, it's your problem, not me." >> hinojosa: so how is it in hollywood these days? i mean, now... so now you've got an oscar nominated film, the visitor, kind of in your back pocket. you've got a series now that's continuing, nurse jackie. you've done bit parts on 24... what other... >> ncis, veronica mars... >> hinojosa: so you've done a... >> yeah. >> hinojosa: so... >> american dreamz... >> hinojosa: so is it a struggle for you? are you in hollywood saying, "okay, it's great right now, but i really need that next phone call for the next job" and you know, you're not... you're concerned? or are you thinking, "you know what? the fact that i've played," you know, "every possible character from a gay nurse to," you know, a syrian

mo will not run in the kentucky derby tomorrow because he has low energy. no uncle mo. [ light laughter ] he was replaced by a horse with lots of energy, uncle sheen. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] duh. winning, placing and showing. [ laughter ] hey, happy mother's day to all the moms out there! [ cheers and applause ] i love you, mom! i love you, mom! [ applause ] well, listen to this. a new survey found that 16% percent of mothers want to be alone on mother's day. [ light laughter ] that's got to be -- that's gotta be -- watch it, mom. okay? got to be weird for those kids. "i made you a finger painting, mommy." aw, you shouldn't have -- bothered me. [ laughter ] shouldn't have bothered me. get outta here." this isn't good, you guys. a recent survey found only 7% of eighth graders can correctly name the three branches of government. that's ridiculous. everybody knows it's the legislative, the executive -- [ light laughter ] the unemployment rate went up last month. [ laughter ] the unemployment rate went up last month for the first time since november, but on the bright side i hear a senior management position just opened up at al qaeda. so -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this sunday president obama will be doing an interview with "60 minutes." michelle obama will be doing an interview with "martha stewart." not to be outdone, joe biden will be doing an interview with a panda he made at build-a-bear workshop. [ laughter ] "yeah, i like chocolate." check this out. the niece of the founder of chef boyardee is releasing an italian cookbook. [ laughter ] it's nice, 'cause when you cook the meals, you're like, "ah, just like mom used to pour into a bowl." [ laughter ] that's right. a cookbook from the family of chef boyardee. every recipe begins with, "step one -- lower your expectations." [ laughter ] come on. ah, come on. [ cheers and applause ] it's some pretty tasty stuff. this is momma's beef-a-roni. the way mom used to make beef-a-roni. >> steve: oh my god. mama's spaghettios. >> jimmy: mama's spaghettios. >> steve: add sugar. >> jimmy: i love -- [ laughter ] i love spaghettios, man. is that chef boyardee? >> steve: is it? >> jimmy: spaghettios? >> qwestlove: no, that's franco-american. >> jimmy: that's franco-american, man. >> steve: which is odd, 'cause doesn't franco mean france? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: the frano-prussian -- >> jimmy: yeah, spaghettios. >> steve: a french and american company made spaghettios. not an italian. [ laughter ] it's not italio-american. >> jimmy: no, no. it's franco american. >> steve: go ahead with your show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] you okay? i'm on the phone -- i'm on the phone. sorry. [ laughter ] did you hear about this, higgins? 85-year-old hugh hefner and his 25-year-old fiancÉe crystal harris have sent out the invitations for their june 18th wedding. that's right. yeah. she told the guests to wear white, but bring black, just in case. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] just to be careful. [ cheers and applause ] just in case. i'm not saying anything. that's right. hugh hefner and his fiancÉe sent out their wedding invitations. she's registered at crate and barrel, while he's registered at plot and casket. [ laughter ] now, i've never heard -- [ in unison ] i've never heard of that place. >> jimmy: me neither. and finally -- [ light laughter ] finally, i read that facebook and google are interested in a three-way venture with skype. or as nerds put it -- ♪ [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: hey, before we get started, i'd want to remind everybody that next week will be bob marley week here at "late night." [ cheers and applause ] all next week -- we're going to have amazing musicians in our studio to perform some of bob marley's greatest songs in honor of the 30th anniversary of his last concert. great acts like chris cornell, lenny kravitz, jakob dylan, jennifer hudson, bob's son ziggy marley and even ms. lauryn hill, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. it's going to be a phenomenal week. great music and it all starts this monday. i can not wait for that. we have an awesome show tonight, though. she's on tv. she's on broadway. she does it all. the insanely talented actress, edie falco is here! [ cheers and applause ] one of our favorites. we love her over here. [ applause ] from the new york knickerbockers, all-star forward carmelo anthony is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] one of the great players, great dude. he's a stud. and i'll be cooking with my buddy, chef michael symon is on the show tonight! [ cheers and applause ] making some meatballs or something. [ cheers and applause ] hey, i should remind you guys, in stores may 23rd, pre-order for mom now. "thank you notes" our first book. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. [ applause ] coming out soon. very exciting. it's only a dozen bucks. go pick it up somewhere. amazon. where else do you find books? >> steve: salvation army. >> jimmy: salvation army. [ laughter ] garage sales, stuff like that. >> steve: garage sales. >> jimmy: you can find that. it's a good book. it's really fun. everyone loves it. it has a lot of words in it and everything. [ light laughter ] >> steve: people love words. >> jimmy: you guys, today's friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. i check my inbox. return some emails. and of course, send out thank you notes. i was running a bit behind today, so i thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool? do you mind? [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. james, can i get some thank you note music, please? ♪ james -- james -- james, focus up. [ laughter ] james -- focus up. ♪ unbelievable. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you -- mother's day, for being a great way to tell mom, you gave birth to me. you raised me. everything i am is because of you. now let me buy you some tulips and a quick brunch and we'll call it even. [ laughter ] ♪ thank you -- hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory to supermarket to my plate, and then breaking the moment i put something inside you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ thank you, kentucky derby horses for showing the people of kentucky something they only get to see once a year. full sets of teeth. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what? what? >> jimmy: someone from kentucky wrote that joke. [ light laughter ] >> steve: great state. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, stuffed twice baked potato for being the most insulting way to cook a potato. first we're going to bake you. then we're going gut you. mash you all up and re-stuff you back into yourself then bake you again and then eat you. what are you going to do about it, potato? [ light laughter ] nothing. [ applause ] ♪ thank you -- boxer briefs, for being so comfortable and loose fitting while at the same time firmly supporting my -- [ various sound effects ] [ laughter ] what is going -- >> steve: what's going on in there? >> jimmy: i don't know what happened, man. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you -- flip-flops, for being dirty germ magnets people can strap on their disgusting little leg ends. cover your ground knobs, you filthy jerks. [ light laughter ] sorry about that. what is -- i don't know why that's going on. >> steve: so angry. >> jimmy: your ground knobs? >> steve: a lot of issues. >> jimmy: sorry about that. i don't know what that is. ♪ thank you -- guy at work walking down the hallway next to me at the exact same speed as me. [ laughter ] who didn't appreciate my, "hey, what if we held hands?" joke. [ laughter ] next time it won't be a joke. i'm just going to do it. [ laughter ] do i speed up? do i slow down? what -- >> steve: either one. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you -- tv dinners, or as i like to call you, edible depression. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ we met as soulmates [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you -- person who waits until the cashier has completely rung you up before you get out your wallet. "hey, buddy, let's go!" i'm at a dunkin' donuts buying a sausage wrapped in a pancake. time is not on my side. [ laughter ] i'll pay for it! [ applause ] i'll keep the damn --" >> steve: "it's on me. this one's on me." >> jimmy: "i'll pay for the damn sam." [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you -- my abs, for being like the lost city of atlantis. do they exist? maybe. i'm definitely not going to do the work needed to find out. [ light laughter ] very sad edition of thank you notes. ♪ thank you -- teenager in texas, who drove his date to the prom in the famous oscar mayer wienermobile. i bet that's not the only wiener he tried to drive home that night. 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[ cheers and applause ] [ derby trumpet ] ♪ ♪ it's derby time and i'm having a blast talkin' mint juleps and big ol' hats ♪ ♪ i'm rolling on up to churchill downs 'cause it's time to kick off the triple crown ♪ ♪ well, they call me little j the jockey mc i'm the baddest dude in the kentucky derby ♪ ♪ i'm 4'3" and it's plain to see all the fine ladies want to get with me ♪ ♪ now let's hear some more straight from the horse's mouth i'm dialed in ♪ ♪ i'm the favorite to win so you better pick me if you're gamblin' i'm a real sure thing ♪ ♪ not a phony makin' sea biscuit look like my little pony everybody in the house ♪ ♪ just clap your hands for the horse they call mucho macho man i'm twelve-to-one ♪ ♪ and i'm good in the mud and after the race i'm going out to stud i'm fillin' up ♪ ♪ on oats and hay put your hooves in the air let me hear ya say naaaaaaaay you sound confident ♪ ♪ that's what i like but now it's time to let uncle mo to the head ♪ ♪ i'm the horse to beat i'm the horse to catch but at the last minute i'm known to scratch ♪ [ scratching ] >> scratch it up! scratch it up! [ cheering ] scratch it down! scratch it down! ♪ >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen, give it up for soul horse number one, midnight interlude. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> aww, yeah. i'm midnight interlude. what's up, ladies? yeah, you know these other horses are fast. but me? [ laughs ] i like to take things slow. come on, jimmy, you know you wanna ride me. [ laughter ] 'cause i'm your stallion. i'm the steed you need. so climb onboard. grab hold of my mane, and whip me all the way to the finish line. [ whip sounds ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are we still talking about the race? [ laughter ] >> yeah. something like that. >> one, two, three! ♪ ♪ it's derby time and we're having a blast talkin' mint juleps and big ol' hats ♪ ♪ we're rolling on up to churchill downs because 'cause it's time to kick off the triple crown ♪ ♪ ♪ >> yo, brooklyn!

second favorite, uncle mo has been scratched from tomorrow's race. uncle mos out because of the gastrointestinal virus that reduces the field to 19 entries. dialed-in is the morning line favorite. >>> phillies running in the kentucky oaks on the eve of the derby. outstanding finish. plum pretty with a lead down the stretch. but st. johns river. challenges over the final 50 yards. but plum pretty will hold on by a stride. plum pretty is trained by bob aboveord who also trains midnight. who will run in the derby tomorrow. >>> more from gary williams coming up tonight. hopefully highlights for the birds. >> thank you, mark. be right back. >>> that's it for tonight, everyone. we'll be back at 11:00. i'm vic carter. >> and for bob and mark, i'm denise koch. thanks for watching wjz, maryland's news station. don't go away, there's much more ahead on the cbs evening >> smith: tonight, the clues bin laden left behind. why u.s. intelligence believes he's given them the best chance in years to destroy the heart of al qaeda. i'm harry smith. also tonight, the commander i

are a complex organization and some of our members are like that twitter person but mo of that twitter person but mothem understand that it is better to solve the problem. host: california, you are of first amendment scholar. turn the sound down on your said that we will hear you much better. hello? can you turn the sound down and you're set to caller: i did, good morning. i'm sorry i can't hear you. host: go ahead and speak. caller: one of my questions is -- when the kids come here, the public schools are forced to hire english language lerner's to teach these kids english. when they get here, they are not fluent in their native language. they don't know how to read and write in what ever language there were brought here from. i think thais the first problem of a lot of american parents is when the extracurricular activities in our schools are getting cut because we do't have the money but then we have to hire three full-time english-language teachers to teach these kids. then we have children that we want to send to college and i'm i want to send my kids out of state. i'm not sure why an illegal i

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. >> osgood: mo rocca gets cabin fever. ,,,,,,,,,,,, >> osgood: whatever your do it yourself project this weekend you'll have a tough time topping our mohow powerful is the symbol of the log cabin in american lohr? in 1840, william henry harrison campaigned as the hard sider and log cabin candidate. a man of the people except that, well, he wasn't born in a log cabin. he was born here. seven presidents including the rail-splitting abraham lincoln were born in log cabins. you still see them today. some rustic. some grand. a smattering of them republicans. but most log cabins today are built by five-year-olds. where are the americans with the grit of our pioneer forebearers? a few can be found paddling down the connecticut river. students from dartmouth college in nearby hanover new hampshire. since last summer, they've been building a log cabin to replace one that burned down after 57 years. >> this is our cabin. >> reporter: greg is team leader. >> i mean they really look like lincoln logs. they fit together so perfectly. >> reporter: it may look like these logs are simply stacked on top of each other. they're not. >> all of the logs a

mo had some g.i. problems and apparently he is not fully recovered. scratched yesterday. there was a full 20 horses, ponies if you will, running in the race. now since uncle mo is out it is down to 19. and they say that the paper this morning is basically saying it is anyone's race at this point. now, there is a chance of a stray shower. everyonetwittering what's the forecast. too close to call. we have to tune in a couple of hours before the race and then we can give you a better idea. but still with those pop-up hit and miss thunderstorms, it is kind of hard to tell until you are right before the race. it does look like the rain will hold off on the morning races. which start at 10:30 until later. then my picks for the derby, alex, pants on fire, because it is a female jockey, sixth only in history. woman never won. also, mucho macho man. i have to do this when i say that. for the ymca. trainer, female trainer. heart transplant. great story there, too. >> i love this. pete fire, mucho macho man, dialed in. i want to know how much fun you are having. you have a big smile on your face. you look fabulous with your fascinator hat. >> no fun at all. no, kidding

mo. he's scratched. why? oh. >> he's got an intestinal problem. he lost in the wood memorial and never got better. the decision was made that uncle mo wouldn't be here. if he stayed healthy, he looked by far the best of the 3-year-old crop of horses. since he's gone, it's opened up more. >> it is open. but any more names with uncle moed in is the favorite. he's a favorite 4 1/2 to one. he's a big closer, you know, the big charge down the stretch in the derby. arch, arch-around who won down the derby is one to look at. mucho macho man has a chance. >> he's got a good story. >> his connection has the inspirational story of all of them. kathy rigbo, his trainer. three years ago, she's watching from a hospital bed in florida desperately needing a heart transplant. she's healthy, she's here with the horse. three years after near death, she's running with a good horse in the derby. >> nice to get some of the heartwarming stories because the field is so open. we're not specifically looking at one or two horses. >> most people who watch the derby will watch one horse race, maybe two races all year. it's an iconic event. people will watch the derby that are not horse racing fans and they get hooked on these stories. i love to tell them that's what got me hooked years ago. the story of the jockeys, the trainers, the horses t

mo has been scratched from the race due a gastrointestinal virus. dialed in is the morning live favorite. >>> we haven't looked up the names this year toy uncle mo, dialede the first two i've heard. so i'll know them by the time they get here in two weeks for the preakness. the only horse i know running in that is kegasus. >> which is not really a source. >> i don't think he is running. i don't think he will be sober enough to run. >> i know. we've had one event every week that has allowed people to wear big hats. the kentucky derby, last week was the royal wedding, this week here it's. >> flowermart. >> the flowermart and next week it will be -- or two weeks from now will be the preakness. >> and then tomorrow. >> mother's day. >> mother's day. and let us know forget easter. >> this is the hat season. >> that's right for some. i don't typically wear one of those. >> tim, you need a good hat. >> not like the hat that some of the women are wearing. we joked about how they were wearing them at the royal wedding right up on the front of their head. i don't know how you keep a hat on like that. >> you defy graft, so we're talking about a pretty decent forec