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we're going to have the best mojitos outside of cuba. have gangsta grilled chicken. gangsta grilled chicken. >> jimmy: what's gangsta grilled chicken? >> it's chicken that's gangsta. >> jimmy: okay. all right. that makes sense. that makes sense. >> with mangos, fresh mangos, a little beans and rice, get you regular, get you right! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: get you right! >> get you right. you know what i mean. you know how it is. >> jimmy: i love that you do that as well as the acting. >> yes, yes, yes. you know this acting thing, man, that's a dangerous hustle. so, i never know when my time is up, so i've got to stack my chips. >> jimmy: let me tell you something, it's just starting. >> i might have to go back to the streets. >> jimmy: no, never. you're anthony mackie, we just love you so much, man. >> i almost spilled my water. >> jimmy: i'm sorry about that. >> you're supposed of bottles of water back here, mr. jefferson. >> jimmy: i don't know what even i have back here. >> nothing. you have absolutely nothing. funny susan sarandon stor

you look this good ♪ ♪ it don't make me a freak that i run six times a week i'd love to buy you a mojitoi think you wish i wasn't queer ♪ ♪ i'm just a straight man. i'm not trying to be rude when i see you kissing dudes ♪ ♪ i'm proud of my hetero cred. >> i'll forget what you said about monkeys ♪ now that gay is fine let's deal with palestine ♪ two state solution, baby. >> stephen: we'll be right back. ♪ i'm just a straight man, a certified titty ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight won a tony award as the emcee in cabaret but he is best known for busting rhymes in the monster hit single oopsy daisy homo phone. please welcome alan cumming. ( cheers and applause ) hey, alan, thanks so much for bng here. listen. you clean up real nice. >> yeah. as a sakespeean actor, that was my gay urban look for you >> stephen: you have so much rage. a gay urban to shakespearean >>tor. yes stephen: you and i have healed a nation already tonight. but i want to talk about another project we're doing right now. tony-award winner. stage, screen. musical rerdings. you'

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