molson's ticket, okay.ing to be very abrasive or whatever. and i say, "i got this, bitch." and he walked me down. [ laughter ] he takes me to the first row right behind the net. i'm like, yeah, yeah, now what's up, now what's going on? [ laughter ] >> seth: okay that is -- you know we've only been on the show for eight weeks. that's the most canadian story -- [ laughter ] -- we've ever had on the show. that the molsons got you habs ticket. [ applause ] and there was a rude french usher, french canadian usher. so you were a staff nerd. and you sort of write about the analytics of baseball. did you know you were a staff nerd at an early age? >> my dad bought me a little professor calculator when i was 4 maybe and i read my first bill james book when i was, i would say 8. >> seth: yeah. >> so i think that would qualify as probably precocious and yes, i had that in me all along. >> seth: i was drawn to baseball i think at an early age because i liked the numbers as well and there's still like certain like -- i