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like the delizioso italian b.m.t., and the molto bono chicken parmesan. subway.take a look at things that make you go "what the what?" >> i've heard about the segment. sara haines has sorted through some photos you've sent in. she's here to show us the favorites. >> you're going to love this, randy, i promise. our first photo is from brandy friday from richmond, virginia. that's just mean. it's a joke. their official statement is they would never do that. and they wouldn't. our next photo is sent in by lori buckley from richardson, texas. she was angry when she first saw this. she did not arrange it. it's dog droppings. it's a rescue pug that has accidents indoors. if you're going to leave a mark, leave it with a smile. >> i can't believe she took a picture of it. >> it's gross. from fairmont, minnesota. just how weak is it? would you ever cross a bridge that says it's a weak one. by the way, you can't turn around. it's a common sign. they put it up to let you know certain vehicles can't cross it. don't you think it would be more specific. >> like an actual weigh

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like the delizioso italian b.m.t., and the molto bono chicken parmesan. subway.e're getting saucy with guilt-free healthy chocolate. >> chocolate that's good for you. here with some recipes is "food & wine" magazine editor in chief dana cowen. hey, girl. >> good to see you. happy you're here with us. >> i'm so glad. i have chocolate every single day. >> you do? >> a small amount of chocolate, but i've got guilt-free here. chocolate frozen yogurt. i think that when you're making frozen yogurt you should have some fun. there's rum here. there's rum in the bananas, and then toss together with greek yogurt and cocoa powder. >> you actually made the -- >> yes. >> it's already in there is what you're saying. >> yeah. it's in there. we can taste it. >> so sad hoda can't have any. >> that's okay. don't mind me. that double chocolate bounce. >> that's guilt free? >> guilt free. 99 calories versus chocolate ice cream, 270 calories. >> just so we're clear, it's cocoa powder in yogurt? >> in the yogurt. and then an ice cream maker. slivers of chocolate mixed in. so good. >>

four delizioso subs, featuring the molto bono chicken parmesan.sp chicken covered in marinara sauce & bubbly cheese on freshly baked italian herb & cheese bread. subway. eat fresh. on freshly baked italian herb & cheese bread. whatcah, these new jeans i want i've been looking everywhere. new blue jeans? oh, don't be c crazy, i've got tons of blue jeans. frank! frank! get my jean bin, susie wants my jeans. no she doesn't. here w we go. nice and loose. ohhh. those are loose, but i actually just ordered three pairs of this kind. ooooohhhh. oh. when it's on your mind, it's on ebay. >> dicky: get the new "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is sponsorrd by bud light. to stream performs, go to jimmykim mellive.com. [ male announcer ] if your kid can recognize your sneeze from a crowd... you're probably muddling through allergies. try zyrtec® for powerful allergy relief. and zyrtec® is different than claritin® because it starts working faster on the first day you take it. zyrtec®. love the air. i'm looking for the one. kids, house, the whole domestic thing

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like the delizioso italian b.m.t., and the molto bono chicken parmesan. subway.sey shore" is set to wrap on its fifth season tomorrow night. >> five, wow. as we say good-bye to another year of gtl and debauchery on the jersey coast, two of its stars, vinny and deena, are here to reflect on their achievements. hello, kids. how you doing? >> you do admit it ain't brain surgery. >> it's harder than it looks. >> tell us why. >> you film 24 hours a day. usually the jersey shore is for a vacation on the weekends. we do it every single night for two months straight. it gets a little tough. >> also we don't have like a cell phone. we don't have anything but each other. >> the whole world. >> do you lose a sense of reality when you're doing reality television? >> all the time. >> do you forget they're even there after a while and you start saying shoot, i wish i hadn't said that or done that? >> we were just discussing that. last time we were here, i was telling you i was going to italy. we can't even think -- it wasn't even real that we were there. >> he's, like, yeah, w

like the delizioso italian b.m.t., and the molto bono chicken parmesan. subway.>> jimmy: hey, everybody. we are back with lindsay lohan. tune in to "saturday night live" this weekend and see lindsay hosting with musical guest jack white. so, lindsay and i are going to play a little pictionary tonight, and we've got some partners from the audience. what's your name and where are you from? >> chelsea, orlando. >> jimmy: hey, chelsea. welcome. you're my partner. >> thank you. >> jimmy: very good, and you are? >> mike. >> jimmy: mike, from -- >> oakland, california. >> jimmy: from oakland, california. very good. >> hi, how are you? >> jimmy: that's your partner. be friends now, but we're enemies as soon as the game starts. the rules are simple. we pick a clue, announce if it's action, object, person or phrase. then we start drawing. 30 seconds on the clock per turn. lindsay and i will each go on sketching to our teammates, with one point for each correct guess, then our partners will take their turn drawing. then we'll have a showdown -- fifth and final round. lindsa

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like the delizioso italian b.m.t., and the molto bono chicken parmesan. subway.cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome back. tonight on the show, his company won eight academy awards last night. harvey weinstein is here to give us one of them. and then a grammy-winning artist with music from this album that comes out march 20th. it's called "the mf life." melanie fiona from the bud light stage. tomorrow night we'll be joined by a new member of the cast of "dancing with the stars," which will be announced tomorrow morning on "good morning america." and we don't know who it will be yet but we'll find out. and we'll have music from mat kearney. and later this week ed helms, joan rivers, leslie bibb, music from wallpaper and nicki minaj. so, join us for those. if you missed our after the academy awards special last night, you can see a special rebroadcast of it in primetime on thursday night at 9:00. we have oprah and more new behind-the-scenes footage from "movie: the movie." that's this thursday night at 9:00 here on abc. also, more importantly, i ha