this eye came from the idol mombi-mombi, and was worshiped by a tribe that lived on lake tanganyika. (laughter) and you stole it, swam across the limpopo river, through a hail of poison spears. - that's amazing. - i had an uncle who was a witch doctor. - what? - yeah, he had an office on rivington street and his waiting room was always crowded with sick witches. (laughter) - i hope you're satisfied. due to your selfish neglect, i cut my finger on a can of sardines. this isn't a house, this is bedlam! (laughter) - well, i'll be going, too. what time is dinner? - eight o'clock, and we do hope you can come. - i'll be here. - oh, good. and bring a friend if you have any. - harry, if we don't get rid of this colonel, we'll be eating out tin cans for a week. - oh, if i only had a nickel for every time you and your wife have ruined my marriage. - harry, don't blame me for spoiling your happiness. - i didn't say happiness. my marriage ruined my happiness and you and your wife are ruining my marriage. (laughter) - i've got an idea, i'm sure it'll work. look, this colonel is worried about this