me momma like a wagon wheel rock me momma ♪ ♪ i want to feel hey yeah momma momma momma rock me ♪ ♪next. you good morning, a kite board, competition is take place in san francisco bay. the st. francis yacht club is hosting the championships that begins each day at 1:00 o'clock 50 of the field. mike? >> it will be breezy with a small craft advisory in the fastest winds around the golden gate bridge at 15 to 25 notes. mid-to-upper 60's for the shore and we may get to 80 in the east bay valley. dangerous heat on friday and saturday. >> a crash just killed northbound 680 up to stone valley road involving several vehicles and you are at a crawl at 37 miles per hour, with plenty of southbound spectators slowing, and if you are coming from dublin to walnut creek it will take you 20 minutes.unr: i ke "live! with kelly & michael." today, "how i met your mother" star neil patrick harris. and from the new comedy "the internship." plus, a performance from barenaked ladies. ll next on "live." and now, here are kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪

i want a hot momma. >> a hot momma. >> a hot momma it will be. >> she's here with her husband tim, timdecided to join at the last second. >> we're going to take one last look at lisa before. guys, please keep your blindfolds on. here is the new lisa. come on out. >> oh, my gosh. all right! are you guys ready? take off your blindfolds. take them off! >> wow. >> wow is right. lisa -- spin around right here. >> oh, my gosh! >> you look hot. >> her nail polish matches her dress. you look gorgeous. >> turn right around and look at camera number 12. look at this. >> wow. >> this is a great haircut. you can tell by the way the layers are placed, the way it all blends together. what i did is i soened the color, added a few highlights. together you are a hot momma. by the way, her daughter wanted her to even be hotter. she was asking me about breast implants, i don't know why. >> she doesn't need them. >> what a body, jill. >> jill, tell us about her look. >> she looks amazing. >> she's always -- kind of a little bit coloring with her hair. but -- >> careful, tim. >> well, you know, that looks

momma is always right. it is hilarious.he speech yesterday, i was saying here is why we can't talk about real issues in the media, and here is who is at fault . . . me. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: no there's the sequester and we are talking on nonsense on tv. and who is a big part of that -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> stephanie: that's right. although i got to say cunnilingus twice on cnn. i love america. [ ♪ patriotic music ♪ ] >> stephanie: where did everybody come down on this? >> come down on this? >> or go down on there. [ buzzer ] >> what? >> he started it. >> stephanie: eighth grade. listen, i am glad he has licked his cancer. [♪ circus music ♪] >> stephanie: good for him, he apparently has made a full recovery however -- is it me? am i just cynical? >> conan o'brien suggested that it was a little bit of overcompensation for the role he just played. >> stephanie: i said that before conan said it. >> he said it two nights ago. >> stephanie: i said it monday night, early. don't compete with me i

. ♪ ♪ ♪ ain't know way ♪ and i'm crazy over you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ rock me, momma, any way you feel ♪ ♪ hey momma the same things too ♪ yeah, this is my wish ♪ little bit, little bit stronger ♪ ♪ yeah >> we got confused. we don't know. >> i wanted to take down their names and -- >> here they are. >> i don't want them now. >> we have to do it again. during commercial break. so i can -- would you not talk this time and let me hear them sing? >> you didn't have the right names. >> i don't care what team they're on. i want to hear them sing. oh. >> who is -- >> you cut them. from all your talking apparently they all should be because i couldn't hear them. >> the finals are tonight. we'll find out tonight at 8:00, 7:00 central. >> who do you think should be cut? >> i liked them all. i was confused. i was trying to help you. i got two confused. >> help me? >> we will re-lack that, and i'm not talking about our cover. and we will listen calmly and quietly. >> when? when are we doing that? >> during commercial break. >> i want to be able to do it right now. >> penelope cruz, good for you, she's 40 and sh

hey, momma. >> how are you?ove you too. >> thank you for coming by. >> it's okay, baby doll. >> did you hear that? >> he's so good. >> he is. all the time. never held my son before. never touched him, never embraced him. nothing. it's hard on both of us when he tries to reach out and grab me, he's grabbing the fiberglass and i know it's got to be difficult for him. >> he says, i'm going to touch you. how come i can't touch you? >> i know, son. you can't hold him. you can't help him walk, i haven't had a chance to feed him, change his diaper, all the things i want to do. i'm just glad he's in good hands right now. >> we come to you, heavenly father, thank you for all of your blessings. amen. >> amen. >> peekaboo. >> peekaboo with momma? >> peekaboo. >> you going to peekaboo? >> peekaboo. peekaboo. >> hi, momma. >> he's so happy. >> he is. he wakes up happy. >> it's really hard on me. it really is. ever since he was born, she's been taking care of him. it's a lot of work and i thank god for her every day and just

the man ended up cutting and biting her and momma bear went into action punching the guy and yellingt him to get out. >> you don't come after people with kids and i told him that he messed with the wrong -- witch. >> nicely choiced words. once the guy was out of her van baker said she tried to run him over so that he couldn't hurt anyone else. he is going to jail once he gets out of 9 hospital. >> don't mess with momma. >>> she said she was trying to stop him from hurting anyone else and she ended up running him over. >> all right, coming up next this morning "the pulse," miss utah's big moment in the spotlight produces a pretty memorable fumble. >> but first rapper jay-z unveils his new album early but only for a chosen few -- few million, that is. we'll tell you who gets to hear it first. on my chest? funny, yes? no. there's nothing mini about me. i'm huge. ahem. any hoo. even my wrapper has a wrapper. flavor? i'm bursting with it. creamy? i ooze it. quality like this... (muffled):...doesn't come everyday. well technically it does because i'm in the grocery but... ooh, how you doin

and when i jumped i swear i got so high i touched the net momma i touched the net.it consummate my dark and places that i could hardly. i wanted to be that guy to touch the rim to be cool and i wanted what he had. i want to fly can you take part of the way. i can reach tell me what it takes (clapping) pits pretty remarkable. to watch a player like that day in and out. mayor lee see going to come back up with another proclamation. willie you have all people know when we do good things for each other the luck and the receiving of gifts comes back. i want to make this short announcement but san francisco has been named the host of super bowl 50 clapping. (clapping) we'll have more announcements about that later. obviously this continues to be warriors ground. what a day, huh? how about that. you know, one the great things i had a you tend to get a chance to get to know folks i know that the i know he's had a great relationship that the tenderloin school. and we're going to introduce one the young students he's coming up here with the mayor he's alex mac. (clapping) >>

parole with time we're facing ♪ ♪ ain't nobody going to help ♪ it's a bottom feel easy to pop ♪ ♪ mommae're just trying to get to the money ♪ ♪ with my baby mommas the presidential roll don't make me obama ♪ ♪ so, don't judge me by my jewelry please, your honor ♪ ♪ my per known in a of in summertime ♪ ♪ top dropper wintertime what's it be like ♪ ♪ it's king pushing kelly roll, giving you the street life ♪ ♪ coming from the street life we know it's letting go ♪ ♪ we like to go to school for the education ♪ ♪ but the street life we know don't write no notes ♪ ♪ it's like parole with no time for vacation ♪ ♪ ain't nobody going to help it's a bottom feel ♪ ♪ ain't nobody for me tell momma about the street life ♪ ♪ no exception in real life trying to get to where the breeze is nice ♪ ♪ so i can breathe everybody around me trying to get to the money ♪ ♪ including me [ cheers a [ cheers and applause ] >>> kelly rowland, great to have her. >> go to it. >> y'all ready to have some fun? y'all know this one. ♪ winner takes over yeah ♪ ♪ you know you can't benigh when love takes over ♪ ♪ yeah somet

just momma. child should live in an orphanage for a long child should be raised in a family during these years a little eleven children have been returned by adoptive families. the line to eighty percent of the children from zero or more from each place to be found. the child has brought us so much happiness. i'm i'm. i'm . shots fired in the. third day in a string of anti-government protests what demonstrators claim is excessive on the part of police. european central bank in frankfurt is surrounded by barbed wire and riot police we report from the scene where several thousands have been demanding an end to. a prominent sunni cleric islamic jihad against president assad branding him an infidel worse than jews and christians just days after syrian rebels are reportedly caught smuggling sarin gas a chemical weapon banned by the u.n. . and thousands of supporters of the u.s. military whistleblower private bradley manning continue it.

ain't nothing worth my momma to me, nothing.g attention how you hurting your mom. >> monroe never realized how his crimes would hurt his own mother until the day he was sentenced. >> when the judge actually said, "you're a cold-blooded murderer, and i'm trying you as an adult to be sentenced to 15 years to life in prison," i heard my mom scream. and it just -- it's horrible. it was a horrible feeling like physically, emotionally, mentally, it was just horrible. and you know, i put my head in my lap and i cried. >> the boys are also given a preview of the stark conditions they might face if they ever enter the california prison system. >> i want you guys to get a good look at this restroom. this is where you're going to use the restroom. look how they take care of this place. do you want to use this restroom? you come to prison, this is what you're putting yourself in. because you have no privacy once you're in prison. that's what you guys are coming to. yeah. >> the boys are then taken to the prison block that holds those condem

but momma, instead it was just calming me down. you know what i mean?e was trying to calm me down. momma, you don't worry about anything. >> reporter: they said dzhokhar tried to reassure them telling them he got good medical treatment. he told them that the injuries to his face and neck are almost healed around his on on going medical concern is a serious problem with one of his hands. erin? >> it's obviously flies in the face of what his parents had said originally, that he was being treated horribly and all these other allegations they made. that brings know this question, phil. you can't overlook the fact that these parents still deny that their sons had anything to do with this and they're the ones who are putting this tape out there. do you know why? what's their goal? >> reporter: it's typical to know for certain. this family, these parents were very erratic, often contra derogatory. we know they were unhappy with lot of coverage at that time. in the weeks since, they have gone underground. they've been moving from house to house, region to regio

. >> my momma -- >> oh! >> some guy comes running into the screen and does some kin of flying kick, knocks that woman to the ground, takes the hand of the woman with the black tank top on, and they walk off. >> hey, what's up, dog. >> now get away from me. >> the woman in the wheelchair drives away, doesn't appear to be hurt and neither does the woman that was knocked down. >> clearly he didn't jackie chan her too hard. >> a weird one. >> not like the woman accused of being her mom and to stay out of the business. >> like the woman in the black shirt stepped in. >> the guy drop kicks a woman. >> if a woman ever is robbing me, i hope somebody jumps in and drop kicks her. >> a man makes a commando decision to strip down. >> daytime, there is a full moon. >> the story behind one nutty freeway chase. >>> and an internet hit, where the part of the 2-year-old -- >> being played by a grown man. >> what are you doing out of bed? >> creator of con vos with my 2-year-old, how the latest episode is daughter inspired. >

. >> stephanie: nick writes hi momma -- holy smokes -- hi momma i wanted to let you know a little somebodyp but notice that fox news was on. since no one was there, i switched the channel. two people came in and remarked that it was a shock to find a liberal channel on. they commented on how smart you are. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: we soon discussed other places where they could see you. now we are all friends and i told them since -- detroit's wttw was silenced where to tune their sirius xm stations for you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: would you like some fun facts speaking of stations that have flipped? lawrence in massachusetts says steph -- [♪ fun-facts music ♪] >> stephanie: cbs thought it would be a good idea to expunge progressive talk. the latest ratings just came out -- do you have a that little -- oh dear blah blah -- [ explosion ] >> stephanie: is it now invisible. >> oh. >> stephanie: mr. taylor points out that am 1090 is nowhere to be found. [ crickets chirping ] >> stephanie: which is easier to sell i'm told. that's a zero that means there's probably nobody listening. >>

and left momma. i want to be as he. shows come back for me. to church couple get back. to. lana. feel. him. so she came to us not long ago has been with us for a week. unless it isn't the most complicated group among those with a complex structure of developmental to facts these are children with physical and psychological issues with. nearly none of them can walk. we have children with cerebral palsy and others who are totally blind to. sessions such a turn five and then he's fortunate heads who he was in the tuberculosis treatment center and his mother decided to go see him as a christian hard taxi and on the way back from the medical center they were in a car accident. all his inner organs were torn apart everything is sewn up now. and there were lots of operations so he doesn't walk recently he began to sit before that he could only light down. the family had trouble before the accident the single mom was stripped of her parental rights for not looking out for the child's welfare. the boys are very good and alert. it's hard for him to understand the bomb to this chair. and ca

. >> she'll tell me things like momma don't go to the hospital. >> as she fights for her life, 34-year-old nina isn't thinking of herself. she's thinking of her two-year-old son. >> just thinking about what the possibility that i wouldn't be here to protekt him or take care of him. >> now she has fewer than two month to find a bone marrow match. that chance for asian americans is one in 20,000. >> the chance of her -- >> she met nina when they were freshman 15 year ago at stanford. she says friend and family in the bay area helped kick off the save nina campaign and was able to get celebrities to tweet for nina, actress kristen bell and that's not all. >> someone i know is trying to save her life so i'm on facebook trying to get everyone to register. >> facebook coo mentioned the campaign during the all things digital conference last week. >> she's helping us behind the scene. >> the support has been so overwhelming. >> she's scared for her son to live a life without her but she's also inspired her to fight and fight hard. >> he's the light of my life. >> buy buye-bye i love you. >> there

boston bomber had with his parents last week when his mother asks him if he needs anything, he says, momma, do not worry about me. i do have money. somebody opened an account for me and people send me money here and i do have lots of money. when his mother asked him how much, tsarnaev said, thousands. the last victim of the boston marathon bombings is back home. 29-year-old erica branic lost her leg and has a long road to recovery but she couldn't wait to get home to maryland and have staemed crabs. >>> the sporting world lost a football legend. david deacon jones died of natural causes monday at his home in southern california. jones considered by some to be the greatest defensive player in nfl history is credited with quoting the serm tack for how he knocked down quarterbacks. jones began his nfl career in 1961 with the l.a. rams and ended with the washington redskins 14 years later. went on to act in the '7 o's and '80s including a spot on "the odd couple" in 1999. jones made the sporting news list of the 100 greatest football players and "sports illustrated" defensive end of the centur

all four are back with their momma. >>> here comes the bride. all flushed in white. bridal shower game taken literally to the extreme. wedding dresses made out of toilet paper. designers could only use toilet paper, glue, needle, thread and tape. winners took home a $2000 prize and bragging rights. >> please don't squeeze the charmin. >>> couple days, remember lynnette charles is here all morning covering andrea mike masco will be here throughout the day. quick check, let's show you maryland's copper radar. southeastern coast, the heavy rain coming up out of south carolina into north carolina. we had rain ought night here in maryland but the significant rain band set to arrive in the day tomorrow. look for a couple rounds of heavy rain morning and afternoon. i think we looked better through the weekend. there will be the threat for showers saturday but much less rain. >> rain coming. >> need it. >> starts in saturday. you can partake in several contest. live music, fun. >> hopefully we get moace of the rain -- most of the rain out of here. >> have a good night. >> di

i was up one night and i was like lord is you still want me to be a momma, show me something. now wait a minute, all of a sudden you turn on the tv and there's my mug. exactly. that's what happened. i turned it on, going through the channels late at night, i couldn't sleep i was in so much pain. and there you was i said let me see. i said ok, let me just order it. and after i put that on, i'm running again. there you go. and keeping up with the both of them, right? yes. how do you feel though. i gunna start crying again. to be a mom. that's like my joy. and if i couldn't take care of my kids, that's like somebody just ripped my child out of my life and now, i'm having fun again. i have my life back. and karen, similar right? i had a, an accident in 2005. car accident. and what were you doing? automobile accident. i injured both arms. my back, my left hip and neck. and because of that a lot of people don't understand pain medication, you know does put some weight on you. right. and the fact that you can't work out puts more weight on. right. the fact that you get stressed out b

out back ♪ ♪ for a couple kisses and a cigarette and that parking lot ♪ ♪ was our first date and her mommahasing that highway wind she's gone ♪ ♪ she ain't coming back again ♪ ♪ this ain't nothing nothing but a goodbye town these streets are only bringing me down ♪ ♪ gotta find a way to finally get out out of this goodbye town ♪ ♪ we sat down on those courthouse steps fourth of july those fireworks ♪ ♪ over our heads and they'd ring the bells of that little church ♪ ♪ no there ain't nowhere i can look that doesn't hurt ♪ ♪ she's gone but i still feel her on my skin ♪ ♪ she's gone but she ain't coming back again ♪ ♪ this ain't nothing nothing but a goodbye town these streets are only bringing me down ♪ ♪ gotta find a way to finally get out out of this goodbye town ♪ ♪ i can't erase the memories and i can't burn the whole place down ♪ ♪ no this ain't nothing nothing but a goodbye town to hell if i'm sticking around ♪ ♪ gotta find a way to finally get out out of this goodbye town oh - yeah ♪ ♪ out of this goodbye town i'm out of this town so out of this town ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh-oh-oh whoa oh oh-oh-o

. >> and we're happy to say baby and momma and baby's momma, everyone, daddies, everyone is doing wellnames. you know it will start with "k." >> i'm going kandy with a "k." >> i'm going koko. >> kassandra. >> karen. >> classic, simple. >> everything has been handled very well. >> it has. she was premature somewhere between three and pfeiffer weeks. he had been in switzerland at art basil and didn't seem to be around but apparently came back to los angeles on thursday. he was supposed to have a record release party on friday. she texted him and said i'm not feeling well and he came and joined her and they were in the hospital together. strangely quiet on planet k. >> planet k. >> for the past few days. >> that could be another one. i don't know if you were watching. i stayed up late watching sam champion, one of the co-hosts along with robin meade and a.j. hammer on the daytime emmys. there was a moment -- we'll get to you in a moment, sam. i know you have a lot to talk about behind the scenes but there was a moment when aisha tyler received the envelope, but it wasn't the right envelop

. >> judge jeanine: that might be the case but right now you are in deep to all your babies' mommas for unpaid child support totaling tens of thousands of dollars and guess who is footing the bill while he refuses to take care of his own kids? that's right, the government supports shaw's children at the cost of at least $7,000 a month. now, during a recent hearing a magistrate was stadiumed as who how shaw could even attempt to pay child care saying he needed to work three or four full-time jobs to even come close to paying the bills but shaw says his criminal record prevents him from holding down a job. he says he has no plans for having more kids. yeah, right. orlando shaw, if you are watching congrats on being named the creep of the week. let me tell you what i think. as a county judge i sat in family court ruling on child support cases all the time. how to i don't mind how many women mr. shaw sleeps with or whether the women know about each other. what i do mind is paying for his tallances. some might say it is none of my business but it is my business when i have to give my i hard

shake what your momma gave you. all right? >> come on, dan. >> come on, man. >> let's go.six, seven, eight. one, two, three, four. and we go to the back. okay? here we go. throw it to the back. one, two, three, four. and to the front, two, three, four. and to the back, two, three, four. >> okay. >> exactly. >> you come back. and make sure you twerk it. you were twerking before. okay. >> when did it get so popular? >> it got popular. the song came out in 2008. it started in 2011, 2012, 2013. it's huge. >> how well is the child in the video doing it? is he actually doing the wobble? >> i don't want to put him down. but, no. he's not. he's really not. he has the first part, which is here. but the dance has more to it. we do more of a style. he's just kind of standing there, shaking it. it's not really the wobble. he's cute. it doesn't matter. >> as a stepmother of a girl about to have a bat mitzvah, we hear this is a big thing now. >> this is up there with the shuffle. this is massive. they play this all the time. >> before we go to break, can you do it for real? >> yes. >> r

morning gotta thank god i don't know ♪ ♪ but today seems kinda odd no barking from the dog no smog and mommaooked it up for later as i hit the do' thinking will i live another twenty-fo' ♪ ♪ i gotta go 'cause i got me a drop top if i hit the switch i can make the ass drop ♪ ♪ had to stop at a red light looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight and everything is all right ♪ ♪ i got a beep from her and she can do it all night called up the homies and i'm askin' y'all ♪ ♪ which park are y'all playin' basketball get me on the court and i'm trouble ♪ ♪ last week mess around and got a triple double freaking homies every way like m.j. ♪ ♪ i can't believe today is a good day put your peace signs in the air like this ♪ ♪ put your peace signs in the air like this put your peace signs in the air like this ♪ ♪ if you're having a good day i said put your peace signs in the air like this ♪ ♪ put your peace signs in the air like this put your peace signs in the air like this ♪ ♪ if you're having a good day drove to the pad and hit the showers ♪ ♪ didn't even get no static from the cowards 'cause just yest

momma. child should live in an orphanage for a long child should be raised in a family during these years no legal eleven children have been returned by dumb to the families. of the ninety eight percent of the children from our orphanage a place to find. the child has brought us so much happiness. a mission free cretaceous free comes for charges free. arrangement. three. three. three. three. three. lists. well today on our team we're joined by i don't believe he's a member of the belgian chamber of representatives and he's not to be quite a controversial politician with this no holds barred manner of speaking especially when it comes to criticizing the decisions made by those at the top thank you very much mr we for joining us here on the program let's get straight to it first of all you've been very vocal about your condemnation of the french intervention in mali but remember that two thirds of the french supported this move in that sense what does that say about the french and their view o

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