still to come, music from mondo cozmo.. he is a best-selling author, director, screenwriter, producer and the brains behind two great shows "fargo" and "legion." >> you know the most dangerous thing about schizophrenia? the most dangerous thing is believing you don't have it. that's a trick. the mind-killer. your disease convinces you, you don't have it. so, for example, one day in the hospital, you meet a girl and she has some friends and they tell you, you have superpowers, and more than anything, you want to believe it, because that means you're not crazy. that means you can fall in love and live happily ever after. >> jimmy: that is for the season finale of "legion," it airs on fx next wednesday night at 10:00, please welcome noah hawley! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: forgive me, but you seem so tiny compared to shaq. >> yes. it's my great burden. >> jimmy: for those who don't know, because i don't think people know entirely what you're up to, you wrote and correct me if i'm wrong, you wrote all ten episodes of t

and music from mondo cozmo. and now, heads up, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have a big and tall show for you tonight. maybe you felt the ground shaking tonight. that's because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazam is here to grant us three wishes. i wish i

and music from mondo cozmo. and now, heads up, here's jimmy kimmel!ause ] >> jimmy: hi there, thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have a big and tall show for you tonight. maybe you felt the ground shaking tonight. that's because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazam is here to grant us three wishes. i wish i

and music from mondo cozmo. and now, heads up, here's jimmy kimmel!ers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, thank you very much. hi, everybody, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we have a big and tall show for you tonight. maybe you felt the ground shaking tonight. that's because the great and powerful shaquille o'neal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] the genie from kazam is here to grant us three wishes. i wis

and thursday shaquille o'neal, noah hawley and mondo cozmo.ave passed since our first guest bequeathed us a standup comedy special. but he is making up for it with not one, but two specials at once. "the age of spin" and "deep in the heart of texas" are available right now on netflix. please welcome dave chappelle! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm good, man. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. thanks for coming. >> thanks for having me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i speak for myself here when i say, also, we're very excited that you put out these comedy specials. 13 years. like a locust, you have returned with these. them out? >> money. >> jimmy: money? >> yeah, i did, you know, i just started making them. i made them and then i shelved them. and then they bought them. >> jimmy: did you make them thinking, oh, i'll sell these one day, or do you think, these might not be so timely anymore? which, they are, certainly, but did you worry about that? >> no. >> jimmy: not at all? >> no. because it's like, i don't get

adam carolla, bill hader, shaquille o'neal - and we will have music from weezer, imagine dragons, mondo cozmo ice-t.i. - ice-t and t.i. team uch -- teaming up and mashing up. our first guest tonight is a golden globe-winning actor whose hugely successful career stretches from infinity to past it. his show "last man standing" -- >> remember the other day, it wasn't a big deal. >> yeah. >> well, i dug a little deeper. sit down. turns out our youngest daughter is feeling weird. >> no wonder you need to eat. you must be drained. >> jimmy: "last man standing" airs friday nights, please welcome tim allen! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look like a priest that's come over for dinner. >> is that how we're going to start? >> jimmy: i'm sorry. no, you look good. >> i'm on a gluten only diet, gluten, transfat and paper clips. >> jimmy: that's the new thing in hollywood. are you irish or a st. patrick's day type of character? >> my brother's birthday is st. paddy's day. we thought we were irish. it's one of those deals. i took my family to ire

the creator of the show "legion" and "fargo" noah hawley will join us, and we'll have music from mondo cozmo us again. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a man of many voices and faces with a new movie in which he has one voice and no face at all. he plays robot side-kick alpha 5 in "saban's power rangers" it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to bill hader. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> wow! [ cheers and applause ] what a nice audience. >> jimmy: sorry, i think i may have gotten some of guillermo's hair gel on you. you, did that was weird. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> good. >> jimmy: we had a very exciting experience together. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we did a tribute to bill murray. >> yep. >> jimmy: at the kennedy center. >> that's true. >> jimmy: which for me was very, very, very exciting. and for you was a mixed -- i've been hearing reports. i've been hearing your accounting of the story. >> yeah, what happened after we left. >> jimmy: what happened afterwards from mutual friends. >> so we were at the mark twain awards honoring bill murray, jimmy was hosting, i was in it, it

with music from imagine dragons and mondo cozmo. you know -- this is a special night tonight. the first person i call when something is wrong with my toilet, he's a world record-holding podcaster and host of a new show called "adam carolla and friends build stuff live." it airs tuesdays at 10 on spike. please welcome adam carolla. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! >> jimmy: really good to see you. congratulations on your 50th. that is more times -- >> wow. >> jimmy: anyone has been on the show. >> to be fair to me. the first 43 times were like year one. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> it would be 5:30. be at home. i'd get a call. joey buttafuoco has violated his parole. we need a lead guest pronto. that was the first 43. it slowed down a little bit. after that. >> jimmy: you haven't slowed down at all. still have the towel which is good. we were going to get you hey new towel to celebrate your 50th appearance on the show. then we forgot about it. we will get you a new towel. >> continue. >> jimmy: yes, we'll make up after the show. you have done one show. i have been on the show. expl