but not for monkeys. >> don't you melt those monkeys. >> monkeys have feelings. unless you are going to eat them. >> i saw "faces of death." remember that? do you have a comment on the show? e male us. -- e-mail us. it is red eye at fox news.com. if you are old enough to know that scene, then you know what i am talking about. do you have a video of your animal doing something not boring? fox news.com/red eye and click on submit a video. we might use it. still to come the half time report from andy levy. he is our dancing monkey. >> tonight's half time report is brought to you by look alike. those people who resemble another often famous person. thanks, look alike. >>> let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg. >> just ruffling the papers. couldn't do that before we started, but you have to do it now. >> they weren't ready before. >> well, they could have been ready. it is something called preparation. >> you don't know how i do my job, greg. have you ever done my job? i have done your job. have you done my job? >> wh

we can't have any monkeys here because then others get monkeys and they won't use them.not practicing animal cruelty. >> i can't wait to watch. >> andrew, if animals could talk, wouldn't they tell peta to eleven me alone? >> one of my guitar players, and we do have four -- >> in cages -- >> he loves all animals and he will go -- he rescued a boa constrictor. he nursed it back to health. >> you know what it is? i have a problem with tiny monkeys too. i feel like they could grab my nipples. >> you have a problem? >> that's something bill pays for every friday night. >> do not go to the monkey nipple bar on 13th. >> 13th and what? just so i don't go there. just so i don't accidentally walk in. >> do you think peta gets board? >> what do you think an organ grinder is? >> do you think they are board and looking for something new and this helps their profile? >> i mean, they have to fill up like you said the bucket. they have to keep themselves busy. we all have buckets. and by the way, the reason i wanted to join the cia and pursue that as a career is because of lance -- lanc

little monkey's dressed up as like a doctor or something.e pill bottle and he goes -- and then, he fakes it. >> that's right. >> jimmy: then, he throws it again. i go, "how do you train the monkey to fake?" [ laughter ] >> she's not getting around. this is a subtle action. >> jimmy: it was one of the funniest things i've ever seen. >> he won't -- >> jimmy: fake throw it because he went like -- >> playing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it really made me laugh. >> this is a girl playing -- you tell me another actor on a network show playing the opposite gender. that's how radical we are at "animal practice." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. absolutely. that is amazing. we have a clip of the show. and this will show you how great justin kirk is in "animal practice." here you go, you guys. ♪ >> the bird just kept flying into the window, over and over again, until he -- it was so upsetting. what are we supposed to do? >> you need to get out of the bird's flight path. i recommend you tear down your house. >> or you could use these stickers on your wi

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, the running monkeys were only minimally affected. their dopamine production remained virtually normal. >> so what we're finding is that when we exercise the monkeys on the treadmill for the amount of exercise that clinicians would recommend that a middle-age person undertake, their brain is less likely to be damaged less when there's an insult. >> narrator: and that's the key question: is what's good for the monkey, good for you? >> what i'm really excited about is to see how i do on the stress test at the end of this. i'm gonna blow them out of the water. just mark it down in your little pad: "tom's going to blow them out of the water." >> narrator: laurel, maryland resident tom manning is already a believer. he's had parkinson's for seven years, and at the age of 75, he's more than willing to workhe up a sweat both on the treadmill and on the job. >> the reason i keep working... i don't need the money. the last thing in the world i need is money. i keep working because it keeps me breathing, it keeps me exercising. i've got to be d

he lost his beloved step monkey named ahah. three years ago, the mother never stopped looking for him on the monkey trip and found him on ebay. check out the reaction when she surprised him with his long lost friend they know it's the same monkey because he has the same burn mark from the time mom accidentally put him in the drier. >> and she's like this is -- . >> this is priceless. >> cool. >> cute kid. >> go one free. >>> mitt romney spent the day trying to win virginia voters. >> highlights from the trip to the commonwealth as we continue on this late night. can ask o be patient. this president can tell us it was someone else's fault. but this president cannot tell us that you're better off today than when he took office. [ female announcer ] here in virginia, we're not better off under president obama. his defense cuts threaten over one hundred thirty thousand jobs, lowering home values, putting families at risk. the romney plan? tax cuts for middle class families. north american energy independence. create over three hund

let's try it with adrian and the monkey.o ahead and swap the -- [ laughter ] imagine having a little pet that looks just like you. how weird would that be? let's do guillermo now. let's get guillermo's face up there. and -- [ applause ] i like both sides of that. now let's do terry bradshaw. see if there's any difference at all. there. it's like he -- [ applause ] i think we found the missing link. that's what terry would look like with hair. if you live here in l.a., you probably saw this all over the news. four men robbed a bank, allegedly, and then led police on an hour-long chase but it wasn't your typical police chase. i guess in an attempt to slow the cops down, they started throwing money out of the car. and, of course, people were running into the street to grab it. it was like an exceptionally dangerous version of "cash cab." [ laughter ] not a bad idea, but -- the strategy backfired because all -- the people rushing out on the street eventually blocked the suv and the police captured three of the four guys. as for

. >>> and finally on a much lighter note, in des moines, iowa, it was not so long for these monkeys to pick a winner of tomorrow's annual football game between the iowa state cyclones and the university of iowa hawkeyes. they went right ahead and toppled the barrel with the hawkeye's logo picking iowa for the big win. before you accuse the monkeys of being bias -- bill, i you know were just about to do that -- they beat the oddsmaker last year with going with iowa state. they have a good record, so, you know -- he's so doubting me. >>> and now for a look at your national and regional weather, here's the cynical meteorologist bill karins. >> how do you know he's not tipping the one over that's going to lose rather than the one that's going to win. >> because they explained it to them and they're monkeys and they understand. >> the same way i nod my head. >> the same actually. >>> good morning, everyone. we have thunderstorms marking a change in the midwest. we have one good storm heading through reading, pennsylvania. this one's going to wake up a lot of people. a severe thunderstorm wa

the monkey finally came back on its own.ly the second time the monkey has escaped from a cage in the past. >>> a wandering bear created quite a traffic hazard. all lanes in both directions of the 210 freeways were closed. finally the bear was surrounded at an intersection and hit with a tranquilizer dart. >> and that's today's edition of animal planet. >>> now, to a dramatic rescue. a father and son were pulled to safety by the coast guard after the small aircraft ditched in the water and began to sink. they were headed to canada when the engine stalled. the men were not hurt but it sank to the bottom of the ocean. >>> and there's positive identification on a big piece of metal that literally fell from the sky and came crashing to the street in suburban seattle. they have confirmed it's part of a landing gear from a 757. residents say they saw a low-flying cargo jet in that area on friday about the same time the part fell. >>> and that's an old medical building in ft. worth coming to the ground over the weekend. the implosio

he just had a monkey. i would be so stressed out if i had to work with that monkey every week. geoff. [applause] god bless him. he doesn't poop on the floor. craig: he does kind of a little bit. >> back there, who can tell? geoff: keep it up, parsons! craig: he is really having a go at you. >> i don't know. craig: i think you do know. you went right after him. >> no, i just -- no. i don't know what to say, geoff. geoff: penis parsons. craig: watch it. it is advertise first time in the big house. let it go, man. >> i did "harvey" on broadway. i had a wonderful time. craig: it was? >> it was really nice to come back to l.a. to start work. that was like seven weeks ago now. there is no better way to enjoy one city than to see the other one. one job took me to new york and now i'm back in l.a. they highlight each other's good qualities. craig: what happened to you, man if? >> what do you mean? craig: you're being all positive and upbeat. >> i was? craig: i like a little bit of cynicism. >> you'll have it. i really kind of thought i'm going to go -- i'm going to be nice. [laughter]

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. >>> this was shot at a monkey forest in bali, and they have hundreds of these, and they're fascinatedra. >> they're like let me touch it -- let me hold it. >> this was shot by a man that i think really enjoys himself, but they call the video attack monkeys. >> i'm ready for a full length feature film. >> these two back here have a little love thing going on. >> look at their expressive eyes. and now the camera is upside down. it's so funny that they're fascinated by it. they don't know what it is, but they know they want to check it out. >> all right, everybody, time for our number one video of the day. if you ever think you're stuck in something, think of this next guy. >> this video is from russia, it's circulating on the internet, and this guy who is a construction worker is dug down deep into this mud. this is russia, so they think well, how are we going to save this guy. at first, they think this guy can just hold on, that doesn't work, so what they try to do next is dig out a dhoung his right and give it a go again. he has a death grip and it last about a sec. >> this is obvious

it's not the first time the monkey has escaped.ohn schriffen joins us from sanford with the details. good morning, john. >> reporter: well, gorge, good morning. the owner said his monkey has become so strong, he actually had to install a second layer of chain-link fence around his cage at his home. yesterday, the monkey was able to escape again. police chased behind him and for more than four hours, terrorizing this florida neighborhood. the first reports came into police around 2:00 p.m. sunday afternoon. this sanford, florida, neighborhood, in chaos. a 4-year-old pigtail macaque was on the loose. approaching residents aggressively. including jason. >> he came up and jumped up and tried to bite my arm right here. his last tooth kind of nicked it. >> reporter: neighbors say the monkey jumped on cars, perched on rooftops and nibbled at satellite dishes. >> it lunged at my leg. i kicked it. tried to fling it off my leg like that. it did back off for a little while. >> reporter: the monkey named zeke is a pet. his owner, jeff, says th

a monkey can lean way over and grab things and move with grace, because the monkey got that big tail and that tail stick up, and that tail makes the center of gravity come over the feet. so the monkey reaches over with both hands. the center of gravity right above its feet, counterbalance, keeps the center of gravity always above the point of support. really nice. see, a lot of animals have tails. remember the dinosaurs with those huge, huge tails? when they stand up and run there, they run-- a great, big body, huh? but the other part of the tail out here, yeah, center of gravity right there. hey, they got to have the-- cut off the tail, what's that dinosaur gonna do? you know, i mean, he can't make it, huh? [laughter] i mean... a pregnant lady. yeah. you're in san francisco. and when you're in san francisco, you're in one of those hills, the famous hills in san francisco. in the famous hills, you have a bunch of trucks. and these trucks, you say, "how come these trucks don't tip over?" well, it turns out these trucks are loaded differently. this is truck a, truck b and truck c. truc

experts believe the populations of boars and monkeys which used to be hunted increased and their habitats expanded after people left areas following the accident last year. they plan to study habitat distributions of animals and seasonal changes in their activities from october to march using cameras equipped with sensors. >>> many chinese migrant workers are losing their jobs as the economy slows. some have become so poor they can't afford to take care of their children. so some parents have abandoned their sons or daughters to child care homes. the trouble is there aren't enough homes. nhk world's mitchika yamaha has more. >> reporter: this is a home for children. it's located on the outskirts of beijing. it is home to about 100 children ranging in 18 months to 17 years. this child is 16 months old. last year his migrant parents took him with them to beijing. but the cost of his care became too much. so his mother placed him in this facility. other children here have a similar story. the number of abandoned children is thought to have doubled over the past five years. >> translator: now

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yesterday, this sunday, the monkey was able to escape again. police chased behind him and for more than four hours, terrorizing this florida neighborhoods. the first reports came into police around 2:00 p.m. sunday afternoon-this sanford, florida, neighborhood in chaos. a 4-year-old pig tail macat was on the loose. >> he nicked my arm. >> reporter: neighbors say the monkey jumped on cars, perched on rooftops and satellite dishes. >> it lunged at my leg. i kicked it. it did back off. >> reporter: the monkey named zee is a pet. his owner said the annual got free of its backyard cage. >> he ripped this chain back this way. pushed that chain up. and ripped the stanchion s off the railing. >> reporter: as the animal descended, police chased. it comes on the heels of a similar incident in las vegas. >> another chimpanzee escape. >> reporter: when two pet chimps escaped from enclosures. >> they are wandering down the street. they are dangerous. bring shotguns. they are wild animals. >> reporter: that chase ended badly with authorities killing one of t

you're looking at the newest known monkey in the world.he shyest species, just discovered by american researchers. its bare-faced with a long nose. not seen here but it has a bright blue backside. >> and they have a huge patch of skin in the buttocks, fyi. scientists say it's vulnerable because of high demand for bush meat. >> a face only a mother could love. >>ctually kind of cute, though. >> the blue butt might be less than cute. >> the bare butt. >>> much closer to home, a cat survived a ten-hour trip from ohio, down the highway to florida. >> somehow he wound up inside his owner's luggage during her trip to orlando, with a group of disabled veterans. ethel mays was stunned after finding her 14-month-old kitten while unpacking in her hotel room. >> a baggage worker said he saw her suitcase moving a bit but loaded it on the plane anyway. >> i'm not sure he should be admitting that. >> probably not. >> keep your mouth shut. >>> sea gulls in the san francisco bay area are aggressive, especially at outdoor cafes. >> but a tourist claims one

>> the drunken monkey has blown up.at least 50 to 70 people waiting outside with their children. >> at the drunken monkey. >> this is not a good thing, big ang. >> it's crazy. >> your book is funny. here's what you say on dieting, swearing off lasanga, you might be thinner, but you're still the same person but bitchier. >> me, my friends, family, eating, having fun. no drama, everything nice. >> life is good at home? >> very good. >> okay, all righty. >> thank you, big ang. >> big book signing today, right? >> yes. brooklyn, 13th avenue, the boulevard, 7:00. >>> coming up, you've got mail. >> we'll tell you how to get organized and mail sorted out. first, this is "today" on nbc. [ male announcer ] we got a real mom and the family car to do an experiment. we put a week of her family's smelly stuff all in at once to prove that febreze car vent clips could eliminate the odor. then we brought her family to our test facility to see if it worked. [ woman ] take a deep breath, tell me what you smell. something fresh. a beach.

the monkey finally came back on its own. it's actually the second time the animal has escaped when caged in the past. time for a new cage. >>> a wandering bear created quite a traffic hazard. in los angeles over the weekend. all lanes in both directions of the 210 freeways were closed. as a crew from the department of game and fish was called. finally the bear was surrounded at an intersection and hit with a tranquilizer dart. it is being relocated to the forest. >> and that's today's edition of animal planet. >>> now, we turn to a dramatic rescue off the coast of central california. a father and son were pulled to safety by the coast guard after their small aircraft ditched in the water and began to sink. now, the pair were headed to canada when their engine stalled. the men were not hurt but their cessna sank to the bottom of the ocean. >>> and there is still no positive identification on a big piece of metal that literally fell from the sky and came crashing to the street in suburban seattle. they have confirmed it's part

and before you accuse these monkeys of being biased, they beat the odds-makers last year.y went with iowa state. so, they must be right. now for a look at your national weather, we turn to nbc meteorologist bill karins with your weather channel forecast. good morning, bill. >> i know you're excited. this weekend, right? >> absolutely! bring it on. >> a full slate of college football games on saturday and the full nfl schedule on sunday, too. >> right. i'll be right there in front of the tv all weekend, just waiting. >> you won't watch a game all season. >> i love when it's football season because you get to make fun of me for the entire season about how i don't watch football. >> there are a couple other people out there in america with you. >>> we have good changes coming this weekend. we've been struggling with the heat and humidity through much of the country as we've gone throughout especially about the last two months, and now we're going to see the break. this is one of the first signs fall is on the way. temperatures will dip throughout the middle of the country fir

. >> a new study came out in monkeys. sign tifs have been following them for 25 years one group was fed normal and the other got an extremely lo-calorie diet. in the end there was no difference in life span. the lo-cal monkeys were still healthy but for fans of the extreme diet it's disappointing. a lo-calorie diet may not be the key to longer life but make no mistake, healthy food can make you live better. all around the country there are areas where good fruits and vegetables simply aren't available. i did find one neighborhood in atlanta where they've come up with a creative solution. healthy and affordable food, a 2009 report from the usda found that all around the country at least 23 million americans simply can't get it. they live in areas designated by the usda as food deserts. that's a place where the poverty rate is at least 20% and no grocery store is nearby. i'm standing in one of these food deserts. as you might imagine it is hard for people who live here to find any fresh produce or fruits or vegetables. we d

. >>> scientists in africa are claiming to found a new species of monkey.ic republic of congo. it took three years to determine it was a new species after comparing its skin, cells and genes with similar monkeys. scientists say it's only the second new monkey discovered in the past 28 years. >>> tomorrow morning at 6:30 a.m., i'll be talking with an animal expert from the university of colorado about exactly what we are learning from this new species. so be sure to tune in for that. >>> another bit of animal news this morning. no one wants to be left behind on a trip to disney, especially not bob bob the cat. there he is right there. this little guy stowed away in his owner's bag and flew all the way from ohio to florida. the cat was discovered ten hours later when his owner unpacked in her orlando hotel room. she said bob bob was shaken but still purring. >>> we have much more ahead in the next hour of cnn "saturday morning" which starts right after a quick break.

it wasn't like he was a monkey. he didn't leap to the chandelier to perform like a monkey or an actor as cirque du soleil. he would have been hanging on for dear life. the chandelier swings and down he comes. so you have an anatomical variation of injuries and contusions. i find nothing inexplicable about that at all. i'm hearing inconsistencies. i'm not saying this to be insulting. but i've experienceinconsistencies between what was sent to me and what i'm hearing today. it could have been accidental, but there was someone else involved. this is not the way she clearly finishes her report. she talks about homicide. so i think that this is an accidental case, but having said that and having expressed my opinions previously about expressing great doubts regarding rebecca zahau's death, i join with mrs. schacknai and i join with rebecca's sister and brother-in-law and attorney ann bremner and strongly pleading, begging the san diego medical examiner's office and the sheriff's office to open up both of these cases. the

it's all about absorption. >>> a new species of monkey caught our attention today.was discovered in a remote forest of the democratic republic of congo. take a look at some of the photos here. it's the first new species of monkey discovered in almost three decades. pretty cool face there. we'll have more on cnn newsroom after this. ♪ ♪ i can do anything ♪ i can do anything today ♪ i can go anywhere ♪ i can go anywhere today ♪ la la la la la la la [ male announcer ] dow solutions help millions of people by helping to make gluten free bread that doesn't taste gluten free. together, the elements of science and the human element can solve anything. solutionism. the new optimism. his morning starts with arthritis pain. and two pills. afternoon's overhaul starts with more pain. more pills. triple checking hydraulics. the evening brings more pain. so, back to more pills. almost done, when... hang on. stan's doctor recommended aleve. it can keep pain away all day with fewer pills than tylenol. this is rudy. who switched to aleve. and two pills for a day free of pain. ♪ and

good morning, everyone. >> enjoy your cheerios. >> scientists found a new species of monkey.es and a gold mane. british tabloid points out the new monkey looks similar to this botched restoration of a painting of jesus which is hanging in a spanish church and to add to the miystic of this monkey it has a blue bottom. >> it is now >>> people are calling it the amazon tax. it starts at midnight. online retailers must start collecting sales tax in california. we'll show you what amazon is doing about that coming up next on cbs "this morning". [ male announcer ] it started long ago. it's called passion. and it's not letting up anytime soon. at unitedhealthcare insurance company, we understand that commitment. so does aarp, serving americans 50 and over for generations. so it's no surprise millions have chosen an aarp dicare supplement insurance plan, insured by unitedhealthcare insurance company. like all standardized medicare supplement plans, it helps cover some of what medicare doesn't pay. to find out more, call today. starts with ground beef, unions, and peppers baked in a k

on the monkey. >> on the monkey beat. yes. a look at weather on this monday morning. thunderstorms, downpours, central, southern florida. heavy monsoons in the desert southwest. cool, damp. pacific northwest. chilly in the northeast. >> 70s, boston to baltimore. 80s in the southeast. 90s from fine, phoenix to dalla. time on monday morning for our "favorite story of the day." >> we don't do it as often. >> we don't look to name our stories. this is the inebriator. >> this is why this is cool, the inebria inebri inebriator makes it easy. select your drink. let the machine do what it does best. look at the thing go. whatever liquor, tonic water, soda. all mixes it quick and easy. sit back, watch the game. >> can you been this? yet? >> chill out. fantastic question. >> a prototype. >> wouldn't it look great in your living room. watching the game. >> probably another one of the idea they came up with while drinking beer. >> always thinking, guys. >> call it the inebriator. great idea. >> we'll be right back with more "world news now." coming up, tell the good people what w