he lives in montclair, new jersey, and there is a concourse in the middle of the road coming to his house. so, you can get to his house going either way. so when he says when he comes to a fork in the road, take it, he claims this is where it came from. when you go to his house, you could go left or right. baseball -- less so today -- but the owners, the players, they are bland, colorless, they don't have nicknames. baseball used to be staged like a grand opera. you had a roof, casey stengel, up and down the ride very funny -- up and down the line, very funny. great quotes, great excesses in public. and the managers, all these different characters played the game. now it is much more corporate, it is much more sanitized or something. >> so are the speeches, aren't they? speeches are sanitized by speechwriters. i once was hired by a corporation, along with some other people, much more important people that i am, to write a single speech. and they must have spent a small fortune, more than what anyone at this table would in a year, on experts to contribute to the speech. my little contribut