he used to produce monty python specials. oh, and he hates mimes. lorne hates mimes. the bulls up a chair and give him this poem with 1100 jokes in it. he opens it. he reads the first joke. egos, u -- he goes, uh-huh, good. then he closes the book. i wrote 1100 jobs over two days, and he reads one joke. i wrote a jokes and the post office was about to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the united states. 10 cents, but if you want to lick it, it is a quarter. [laughter] he said, good. good. he said, tell me, how much money do you need to live on? i said, well, i am making $2.75 an hour at the deli. match it. [laughter] he said, well, tell me a little bit more about yourself. acted it to mean before he committed this kind of cash, he wanted to see what he was buying. i said, with the allen is my idol. i love monty python. but if there is one mime on the show, i am out of here, and he gave me a job. [laughter] that was my great. ultimately, hear i am, having written a novel with my childhood hero dave barry. [applause] >> dave barry and alan zweibel, they're not

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old woman drag. >> this image of people at the convention and i swear it looks like those old monty pythonid -- you made a really good point. you don't want -- what rick perry wants. the ideal world is a world without abortion even though there's never been any such thing in the history and never will be. obviously he was -- was really remarkably personal what he did to state senator wendy davis who did this remarkable 11 hour filibuster. this would basically shut down every abortion clinic in texas. this bill. >> except for five that are in -- that are in metropolitan areas but you know, because they need to have -- because they need to have admitting privileges in a hospital within 30 miles in freakin' texas they -- it would shut down most of the family planning clinics that perform abortions. >> stephanie: you say -- of davis, he said even the woman who filibustered the senate was born into difficult circumstances, the daughter of a single mother, she managed to graduate from harvard law school and serve in the texas senate. it is just unfortunate she hasn't learned from her own example