and i say that because one of my favorite parts of this movement -- i'm reminded that morgan freeman and the main character of the movie wanted to get a library for the -- for the prison and, frankly, that they -- their strategy was every single day to send a letter. and the reason why i have a tremendous respect for you is because you have been relentless, to my knowledge, in

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zeta-jones, andy garcia, joseph gordon-levitt, chris hemsworth, liam hemsworth, barkhad abdi, morgan freeman, and others with cleto and the cletones. it's lights, camera, action. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ band playing up-tempo music ] wow. thank you very much. i'm jimmy kimmel. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for putting on your oscars sunday best for our ninth-annual "after the oscars" special. the 86th annual academy awards just wrapped up right across the street from us here in hollywood. it was a night of suspenders and fast benders, of sequence and seacrests, of cumberbatches and cummerbunds. it's funny. ellen degeneres was an excellent host. she kept it loose. she brought pizza. congratulations to matthew mcconaughey, who won better actor for "dallas buyers club." [ cheers and applause ] it's really incredible performance as a human slim jim. i'd have to say the best thing about matthew mcconaughey winning best actor is it means he gets to have the movie "failure to launch" removed from his permanent record. jared leto won best supporti

don't ask him if god really sounds like morgan freeman. [ laughter ] just don't get involved.k him how to be a better person. don't ask him how to make billy dee williams a better dancer because -- ♪ [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, my god. >> jimmy: starting to grow on me a little bit. i like it. yeah, yeah, yeah. it's so cool, yeah. and finally, do admire the pope's hat. don't tell him pharrell's hat is way cooler. [ applause ] i mean, he doesn't want to hear that. >> steve: why would you do that? >> jimmy: because it's larger. >> steve: no need. >> jimmy: of course the other big story is march madness. there were a ton of big upsets. everyone's bracket is ruined, right? yeah. i saw the answer this weekend. there are no winners in warren buffett's billion dollar march madness challenge. but on the bright side, warren's kids are speaking to him again. [ laughter ] you were going to leave all the money to some person who's a a good guesser? and not us? [ light laughter ] that makes sense. thanks, dad. >> steve: yeah. this is cool. this is my favorite ride. i

. >> god, you know, we didn't want to person few him and morgan freeman and james earl jones were sort george burns is dead so-- you know, we decided. >> stephen: is there a voice or anything. >> no, no, we decided to capture the magic of the creator through image and sound and music because we thought that would be much better. there is actually, there was a big debate because people are saying why doesn't god speak in the film and actually the word is the word say which refers more to dream than it does actually to spoken word. and it is a more specific word that would have been used than the spoken word so we were inspired by that to actually make it something visual and inspiring. >> stephen: in the movie do you deal with like the fish and the whales. >> there is a quick shot of it but ran out of money. >> stephen: okay. >> and all the dolphins were busy, you know. >> stephen: that would have been great. >> it would have been great. >> stephen: is there any-- in the old testament one of the things i liked about it besides there is a lot of action, because it is a vengful guy, a lot

check out morgan freeman. what's he looking at? [ laughter ] hey, morgan!up here, buddy. >> steve: i'm an eyewitness. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this one's from shawn king in california. he was watching a show on univision called "sabadazo," a a game show. he saw a guy in the audience that looks like me. i don't know, you be the judge. does this look like me? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: the secret's out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sabadazo! >> steve: there you go. selleck. >> jimmy: i might grow a a mustache. >> steve: you know what? you're going to look good in a a mustache with your new truck. >> jimmy: ask me how big my mustache is. >> steve: no. >> jimmy: finally, the last screen grab was sent to us by -- i'm wearing a mustache -- the last screen grab was sent to us by shannon barr in jim thorpe, pennsylvania. she was looking through tv listings. found two shows playing back to back. and i'm not sure what to make out of this. i hate my butt holes. [ applause ] that's all the time we have for "screen grab." if you have a funny scree

actually the fittest state, as long as the word fittest is a typo. [ laughter and applause ] morgan freeman"the huffington post" that if he met an alien -- [ laughter ] he would ask, "is there a god in your society?" adding, "and if so, could i play him?" [ cheers and applause ] and finally tonight, this is very cool news to me. steven spielberg is rumored to be directing a "westside story" remake. except -- the spielberg version will feature actual sharks versus actual jets. ladies and gentlemen, the 8g band with fred armisen! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> seth: you would think the jets would have the advantage in a shark versus jets war. because as long as they never got too close to the water, i don't know how they could lose. [ light laughter ] just saying. how are you tonight, fred? >> fred: hi, how are you? >> seth: i'm good. so good to see you as always. >> fred: great to see you too. >> seth: the fact that you make the time to be here means the world to me. you're such a busy guy. you know, you're doing this show. you have "portlandia," which is great. i'm so excited. [ cheering an

and i say that because one of my favorite parts of this movement -- i'm reminded that morgan freeman and the main character of the movie wanted to get a library for the -- for the prison and, frankly, that they -- their strategy was every single day to send a letter. and the reason why i have a tremendous respect for you is because you have been relentless, to my knowledge, in a way that i did not know about before i came to the senate. but relentlessly constantly, nonstop, not on one time when we're going an entire day, but every single week going to the floor and speaking to this iss issue, speaking truth to power, using your office to try to not just speak to issues pertaining only to your state but to speak to issues that relate to our planet of the and i've generated a lot of respect for you and your consistency with that. mr. whitehouse: i appreciate that very much. and for the record, let me say, i will be morgan freeman all day long, and all night long, for that matter of the mr. brooker: you've got it. -- for all not long, for that matter. mr. booker: you've got it. for a mo