see what happens over six mumucht months time, uncle mortie. >> uncle mortie will not let you talk thatinterrupted. >> i'll wait till he starts to eat. >> who doesn't like the deal, uncle lindsay graham. listen to lindsay graham on this. >> i saw a movie like this before. north korea, did not end well. what does this accomplish. >> in iran they're spiking the football in the end zone. >> stephanie, he has seen movies i hadn't seen. i never saw the north korean movie. so this thing, this appeasment, you know, obama has -- has lost the universe in iran. >> yeah, yeah. already. here's what i love too. it's all like, right-wing, amazing race to hitler analogy. some sort of game show. how fast they can get to. it is just like hitler. it's not anything like hitler. munich. or appeasment, or i mean that happened once in history. every other comparison is a bad one. this i think any normal person would say, is a huge, the american people, in a approximately poll today, 2 to 1. a stunning diplomatic success like syria was. they called that a debacle. tell me how getting some one to disarm withou

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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening!to know. >>> happy election night, woo-hoo. thousands of voters went to the polls to pick new mayors. now this is a technical political science term, forgive me. among all those races, the one race that is the most crazy pants of all is the one in minneapolis where they had 35 candidates to choose from. among that crazy pants sea of hopefuls, residents had the choice of somebody who represented the occupyrate party. occupy, occupyrate and somebody named bob carney again. one was businesswoman and independent stephanie woodruff who put out this campaign ad a few days ago in which she was dressed only in saran wrap. she's making a point about transparency in government, and saran wrap is see through. so there you go. the filing fee to get into the race was only 20 bucks. so maybe that adds to the crowded field. minneapolis residents get to vote for their top three choices for mayor. you don't just vote for one person. you vote for three. you pick your top three choices, number them one,

morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening! i want you to know. >> my mom is from mexico, from a family of nine, poor rural family. an issue where i were being mistreated. >> were you interested in immigration, issues, in general was triggered by a does isn't of yours? >> like many immigrant families my mom is from mexico i think we are touched by how broken our immigration system is. one of the stories i grew up with, my mom's cousin came to the country when i was younger, we were waiting for him to make it to the united states. he never made it. he passed away in the desert. we heard from other workers, other people that were with him. our family never recovered his body. so it was a story that -- i really grew up with impacted me. and also, my step sisters undocumented. i see every day challenges she faces about not being able to get a driver's license not being able to study abroad and other students wondering why she can't do the same things as them. and then there is the other message she gets every day when she turns on

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morty are you listening? morty? [ morty ] i'm listening!t may sound extreme but some in utah are pushing for their severely sick children to be able to be treated with cannabis oil. next wednesday, they'll meet with utah's health and human services community to try to push a bill legalizing the marijuana extract in their state. state representative gabe froer crafted the bill that outlawed marijuana in utah but feels this is different. >> this gives us an opportunity in the state of utah to really be proactive especially when it comes to the health of our citizens and what we can do to help our children. >> jennifer and cameron may are two of the parents leading the charge to legalize cannabis oil in utah. and we also have a doctor out in utah. your son is 11 years old, he has been battling epilepsy since birth. you say he suffers up to 30 seizures a day sometimes and you've tried more than 25 different treatments for him. why do you think that cannabis oil might help him? >> cannabis oil is -- this is actually not marijuana. it is a form o

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