my name is mr. adler.o choose between this and home ec and we didn't want to be sissies? - wrong. you are here because you are america's future. you may some day be doctors or lawyers or scientists. most of you, however, will be pumping gas or cutting sheet metal. and that's why we have... shop class. - ohhh. - now, let me make one thing crystal clear. i don't like kids that screw around. you screw around in shop class, you can lose a hand or an eye. i have... i have...i have... - mr. adler? - huh? oh. uh, i was just saying that i want to know who is the biggest troublemaker in your class. - tweek is. - ah! no, i'm not. - yeah, you are, tweek. you always get in trouble. - ah! - uh, hello. excuse me, but craig is the biggest troublemaker in our class. - that true, craig? you a troublemaker? - no. - well, you better not be, because in shop class-- hey, did you just flip me off? - no. - yes, you did. - told ya. - dude, shop class sucks. maybe we should've taken home ec. - no way, dude, home ec is for girls. -